I almost witnessed someone getting Tazed!

[Suburban Rhythm]

I got up from my desk to go buy a bus pass for next month...as I get closer to the Port Authority office, I see an unusally large number of people outside. I start to think the worst, that there is a line out the door of the office...but no!

Two rather large, black women are about to throw down!! A third intervenes, postponing it a little. I guess someone notified the office workers about what was going on outside...a Port Authority officer (think mall guard) comes flying out the door with a Tazer Gun!

"SEPARATE RIGHT NOW....MA'AM! GET AWAY FROM HER!! DO YOU WANT TAZED? I SAID DO YOU WANT TAZED!!??!!"

Just then, 2 city police pull up and take over the fun...and everything pretty much breaks up.

I was cheering for a tazing...that is on my list of things to see before I die.

[JonInMiddleGA]

http://www.angelfire.com/va/hardcorerevolution/images/taz7.jpg

[gottimd]

So many parody threads are going through my head right now.

[Ben E Lou]

Messed around and broke my pager.
Then they hit a brutha wit' a Tazer!

[stevew]

Taz likes to choke people with barbed wire.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I really need to make the drive into Pittsburgh more often. Then again, I find it weird (gramatically) to ask, "Do you want tazed?" Errr, do you want tazed what? People here just speak that way in general, so this isn't new to me (anymore), but people in Louisiana would've laughed their asses off if I'd asked a question that way. It's gotta be strange if people in Louisiana would laugh at the way you speak.

[BrianD]

I really need to make the drive into Pittsburgh more often. Then again, I find it weird (gramatically) to ask, "Do you want tazed?" Errr, do you want tazed what? People here just speak that way in general, so this isn't new to me (anymore), but people in Louisiana would've laughed their asses off if I'd asked a question that way. It's gotta be strange if people in Louisiana would laugh at the way you speak.

Sounds like a type of donut. "It is tangy, it is glazed...it is TAZED!"

[Suburban Rhythm]

I really need to make the drive into Pittsburgh more often. Then again, I find it weird (gramatically) to ask, "Do you want tazed?" Errr, do you want tazed what? People here just speak that way in general, so this isn't new to me (anymore), but people in Louisiana would've laughed their asses off if I'd asked a question that way. It's gotta be strange if people in Louisiana would laugh at the way you speak.

http://www.pittsburghese.com/

Yinzers are pretty good entertainment.