Commence The Countdown

[Coffee Warlord]

In exactly 3 days, I will be boarding a flight to....VEGAS!

[BrianD]

Always double down on 11.

[bulletsponge]

dont gamble, you will leave LV with more money then if you do

[Anthony]

i'm gonna be in Vegas June 14th through June 19th. word to your mother.

[Maple Leafs]

I hate you.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I haven't been to Vegas in two years. I'd love to go back, just because I got to share a hotel room with two women for a week, but there's just no time for me to go right now. On the bright side, starting tomorrow, I'll be sharing my house with the same two women for a week, so I won't complain too much. :D

(it's just my wife and her aunt, but I really like her aunt, OK?)

[CamEdwards]

I'm changing your name to Kinky Tudors.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm changing your name to Kinky Tudors.
I like it!

The last time my wife's aunt was here, I got home from work to find the two of them sitting on our bed watching television. Before I could say hello, my wife turned to me and said, "Sorry, there's no hot girl-on-girl action going on in here."

I start to wonder if it had never happened or if I just missed it. :confused:

[Coffee Warlord]

There shall be much alcohol. Some poker. More alcohol. Some blackjack. More alcohol. A show here and there. More alchohol. A jaunt to the craps table. Perhaps another round of drinks. Excellent food. And...well...yeah, I think I'll have another drink.

[CamEdwards]

I like it!

The last time my wife's aunt was here, I got home from work to find the two of them sitting on our bed watching television. Before I could say hello, my wife turned to me and said, "Sorry, there's no hot girl-on-girl action going on in here."

I start to wonder if it had never happened or if I just missed it. :confused:

Screw Vegas, I'm vacationing in Greenburg, PA next week.

[Anthony]

There shall be much alcohol. Some poker. More alcohol. Some blackjack. More alcohol. A show here and there. More alchohol. A jaunt to the craps table. Perhaps another round of drinks. Excellent food. And...well...yeah, I think I'll have another drink.

will you fornicate with gay men?

[Coffee Warlord]

will you fornicate with gay men?

No, though if my buddy passes out in the hot tub like he claims he intends to do...I intend to pay a flaming homosexual to wake him up in assless chaps.

[finketr]

i'll be in vegas 6/19->6/23

[illinifan999]

In 2 days I'll be leaving for Cancun. :D

[Honolulu_Blue]

I like it!

The last time my wife's aunt was here, I got home from work to find the two of them sitting on our bed watching television. Before I could say hello, my wife turned to me and said, "Sorry, there's no hot girl-on-girl action going on in here."

I start to wonder if it had never happened or if I just missed it. :confused:

Martin Brodeur slept with his wife's sister.

[st.cronin]

No, though if my buddy passes out in the hot tub like he claims he intends to do...I intend to pay a flaming homosexual to wake him up in assless chaps.

This sounds like the beginning of a story that ends up with one guy dead, another guy in jail, and another guy in Mexico with no memory of who he is.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Martin Brodeur slept with his wife's sister.
Hmm. Martin Brodeur is my work computer's desktop background. I sense some synergy here.

[Coffee Warlord]

Heh. Talking to one of my friends about said trip via email.

Me: "At what point will you be face down in the hot tub?"

Him: "That will be right after the trip to Red Square, that party we get
invited to, that trip to that weird place, drinking that thing that
smells like turpentine, the chugging contest, that crazy thing that you
did, and getting lost on the way down the hall in our hotel."