Do You Touch the Urinal?

[JPhillips]

I've been working at a new thetare and I've noticed a couple of actors have a habit that I can't fathom. When using the urinal they get so close that their legs touch the sides of the urinal. Now I think that's just disgusting as it almost certainly means you're rubbing your legs in pee.

So I ask, Do you touch the urinal with your legs?

[Groundhog]

Hell no.

[st.cronin]

Are you kidding? I don't even make eye contact.

[Flasch186]

tantamount to licking the urinal....its a no go goose.

[Schmidty]

People touch the urinal??????????? with their legs? I've never seen that or heard of it happening. Disgusting.

[Joe]

only with my tongue

[Lathum]

I've never looked at another guy at the urinal so I am wondering why you are?

[Joe]

I've never looked at another guy at the urinal so I am wondering why you are?

because he has teh gay

[stevew]

I try to avoid using the urinal as much as possible. Bibically I would equate the situation to Gideon choosing his army. I think the urinal pissers would have gotten chucked from the army quickly, whereas the guys who stand and use the stall, and lock it behind them would have been his choice. There's just so much that potentially can go wrong by using the urinal, and no real risk/reward from the situation. The robo-controlled flusher is a great invention though, keeps you from touching the handle.

[Grammaticus]

Hell no.
That's my answer. I hope those urinal touchers are not wearing shorts. Thats freakin sick.

[ISiddiqui]

Touching the urinal with your legs? WTF?!

[Axxon]

Phew, when I saw the thread title I thought, I wish I was that well hung. :D

[MrBug708]

I always have to use the lower urinal because the higher ones mean my junk will touch the water and that is a no go...

[Axxon]

I always have to use the lower urinal because the higher ones mean my junk will touch the water and that is a no go...

Yeah, I'm a short guy too. ;)

[judicial clerk]

I'll admit that somtimes I put my hand on the wall above the urinal, but i never touch the hardware itself with any part of my body.

[IwasHere]

I try to avoid using the urinal as much as possible.
Your one of those people who claim to have a shy blatter and can't use the urinal. You probably didn't shower after gym class either.

[Cringer]

So I guess I'm the only one who likes to snuggle up with the urinal?

[WVUFAN]

So I guess I'm the only one who likes to snuggle up with the urinal?

Dude ... that mental picture I didn't need. :)

[Maple Leafs]

I try to avoid using the urinal as much as possible. Bibically I would equate the situation to Gideon choosing his army. I think the urinal pissers would have gotten chucked from the army quickly, whereas the guys who stand and use the stall, and lock it behind them would have been his choice. There's just so much that potentially can go wrong by using the urinal, and no real risk/reward from the situation. The robo-controlled flusher is a great invention though, keeps you from touching the handle.
I've always assumed that the guys who locked themselves in a stall to pee had some serious issues. Or were, um, doing something else.

[Axxon]

I've always assumed that the guys who locked themselves in a stall to pee had some serious issues. Or were, um, doing something else.

Heh. I do wonder about that but I also wonder when I walk in and see three urinals and one guy in the middle one with the other two empty. I know, they could have been full when he got there but it strikes me as weird. Usually at that point I use the stall.

Another weirdity I saw recently. I walked into the bathroom and a dude was sitting in a stall. I entered my stall and started doing my business. The guy left his stall, walked to the urinal ( at least I hope he was at a urinal ) and took a piss, then he washed his hands and left. WTF was up with that?

[Anthony]

if you're in NYC, don't use a stall. odds are i pissed on the handle to flush.

and possibly the toilet paper too. LOL, that would suck. always check to make sure the toilet paper is pee-free before you start your business.

[bbor]

Well....my dick touches the drain...does that count?

[Axxon]

Well....my dick touches the drain...does that count?

As yet another telling of an already overworked joke? Sure, it counts. ;)

[Joe]

Heh. I do wonder about that but I also wonder when I walk in and see three urinals and one guy in the middle one with the other two empty. I know, they could have been full when he got there but it strikes me as weird. Usually at that point I use the stall.

I do that sometimes. You get a lot more room than being jammed against the wall.

[bbor]

As yet another telling of an already overworked joke? Sure, it counts. ;)


It's not overworked if it's the truth:eek: :D

[Axxon]

I do that sometimes. You get a lot more room than being jammed against the wall.

I can see that but it just looks weird. It's like when you have an empty bus and someone gets on and sits next to you. Nothing wrong with it but it's weird.

[Axxon]

It's not overworked if it's the truth:eek: :D

Hey, if it's the truth you should be overworking it. :D

[Logan]

It's not overworked if it's the truth:eek: :D

In that case...congrats, you have a large penis and an even larger amount of diseases.

[bbor]

Hey, if it's the truth you should be overworking it. :D

Eh...i'm married....so you know....:)

[bbor]

In that case...congrats, you have a large penis and an even larger amount of diseases.

LOL:D

[Buccaneer]

Another weirdity I saw recently. I walked into the bathroom and a dude was sitting in a stall. I entered my stall and started doing my business. The guy left his stall, walked to the urinal ( at least I hope he was at a urinal ) and took a piss, then he washed his hands and left. WTF was up with that?

I do that at times. PM me and I'll tell you why.

[Axxon]

Eh...i'm married....so you know....:)

Ah, gotcha, so you're not using it at all any more. ;)

[Franklinnoble]

I do that at times. PM me and I'll tell you why.

Is there a :wtf: smilie?

[Maple Leafs]

It's not overworked if it's the truth:eek: :D
We've been over this before. You're supposed to stand in front of it, not squat inside of it.

[randal7]

I do that at times. PM me and I'll tell you why.

We must know: what could you possibly be doing that is more disgusting/embarassing/psychotic than any of a hundred other things that have been discussed here, to the extent that it can only be described in a PM?

[IwasHere]

Another weirdity I saw recently. I walked into the bathroom and a dude was sitting in a stall. I entered my stall and started doing my business. The guy left his stall, walked to the urinal ( at least I hope he was at a urinal ) and took a piss, then he washed his hands and left. WTF was up with that?
Guilty as charged on this one.

I am on that public seat for as little as time as possible; get in get out. Also, don't want to take the chance of rubbing anything else against the bowl. :)

[Buccaneer]

Guilty as charged on this one.

I am on that public seat for as little as time as possible; get in get out. Also, don't want to take the chance of rubbing anything else against the bowl. :)

That's close plus sometimes you have to pee standing up and that's the last place one would do it. That's all. You know, I have always wondered about those sitting on the pot for 10-20 minutes. That's the last place I would want to relax. I'm more into get it done and get out.

[PackerFanatic]

Just when I thought I had seen everything on FOFC...this thread is born.

Bravo.

[Logan]

That's close plus sometimes you have to pee standing up

Sometimes?

[Schmidty]

I still can't believe that people shit somewhere other than at home.

[Desnudo]

It's not by choice

[Schmidty]

It's not by choice

I would rather shit my pants, or in a random bush, than have any part of my body touch those crab-infested cesspools we call public toilets. Blech.

[Desnudo]

I don't work in a whorehouse, so I'm pretty comfortable going.

[Cringer]

I am not home for 4-5 days at a time. If I go that long without taking a dump I start to get nervous. It happened a couple of weeks ago, I didn't like it.

Truck stop bathrooms atleast have good reading material.

[st.cronin]

When I was working in NYC, I found a stall that had what I'm pretty sure was SEMEN on the seat. Note, this was in a building that had restricted access; I had to show ID every single day. So, I'm with Schmidty.

[Maple Leafs]

I still can't believe that people shit somewhere other than at home.
Look, once you've made the decision to drink Tim Hortons coffee at work, your options become limited.

[Schmidty]

Look, once you've made the decision to drink Tim Hortons coffee at work, your options become limited.

You shit coffee? Damn, what kind of plumbing do you have?

[CraigSca]

If I had to go THAT bad and I'm not at home, I'm renting a hotel room. Worth every penny.

[Glengoyne]

Speaking of the third option I pee all over the bathroom. I went to college with a guy who told a story about him in summer school in like the third grade. He was in the bathroom all by himself, he got a pass from the teacher, and he decided it would be a good idea to piss all over the bathroom. Well that included an electrical wall socket. He mentioned an ambulance.

As a prelude to his story someone mentioned that they'd "piss on a spark plug if it would help". He pretty emphatically stated that he WOULD NOT.

[flere-imsaho]

I'll admit that somtimes I put my hand on the wall above the urinal

For me, this is usually a clear sign that I'm very, very drunk.

[stevew]

So the bathroom at my new job is grosser than the Worst Toilet in Scotland. I've taken Immodium if I had the slightest inkling i may have to shit at any point in the 12 hours i am there.

[B & B]

I like my ice with coffee and a straw.