View Full Version : One of the signs you've been REJECTED!
biological warrior
06-04-2006, 08:54 PM
There's this soldier in my squad who is (well was) dating this girl who apparently as of late has not been returning his phone calls. Me, as a squad leader and others in the platoon have been sending hints that ''you have to find another one bro,'' but haven't really had a man to man talk with him. We, feel that he needs to find out, and solve it for himself (hes an E-2, and 19 y.o.) I really feel sorry for him cuz he just seem to not get it, and when he does it will be a very interesting situation.'' Its funny cuz it seems everything was going well, they were goin' out every friday etc...and he was on cloud 9 for the whole week, and sounding off real loud during pt. I just hope the girl's cell isnt working, and/or at least is adult enough to tell say ''find another one.'' Needless to say it will be interesting when it sinks in.
Anyway that's the most interesting thing that happened this week in my life, oh there's also that PED 302 Class (coaching football) which I aced.
Chem.
MrBug708
06-04-2006, 11:04 PM
I dont understand?
sovereignstar
06-04-2006, 11:12 PM
That's the caps lock for you.
biological warrior
06-04-2006, 11:20 PM
Basic synopsis:
A pretty young soldier in my squad has a girl friend (his first love, I assume), Im his squad leader and the basic run down is the girl wont return his phone calls. Weve been telling him (soldiers, and other NCO's in the platoon) ''to find another one,'' since she probably isnt interested anymore. Basically, Im afraid he's gonna go into depression when he realizes that his girl isnt interested anymore.
st.cronin
06-04-2006, 11:26 PM
I think you should all pitch in and get the young man a copy of FM.
Schmidty
06-04-2006, 11:34 PM
I feel bad for everyone involved in this situation.
Including me.
Karlifornia
06-05-2006, 12:49 AM
Is the girl's cell phone broken?
*mysterious, jagged organ playing*
Will the young solider find out he's been dumped?
*repeat of organ, but an octave higher*
Will said soldier sink into a deep depression?
*repeat organ, two octaves higher*
Find out on the next episode of: Nobody Cares!
Desmond
06-05-2006, 01:06 AM
I would agree that never hearing back from a woman you're dating is indeed, a good sign of rejection. Also, when she pulls a train with the rest of your platoon. Both good signs.
Axxon
06-05-2006, 01:08 AM
Is the girl's cell phone broken?
*mysterious, jagged organ playing*
Will the young solider find out he's been dumped?
*repeat of organ, but an octave higher*
Will said soldier sink into a deep depression?
*repeat organ, two octaves higher*
Find out on the next episode of: Nobody Cares!
I think it's military humor. If you were in the army you'd be laughing your butt off now.
larrymcg421
06-05-2006, 01:15 AM
Please tell your buddy that I didn't know she had a boyfriend. She didn't tell me that! Honest!
cthomer5000
06-05-2006, 05:44 AM
One of the signs you're wasting your time: you're in this thread.
CraigSca
06-05-2006, 05:53 AM
This is definitely one of those threads where the body didn't live up to the title.
sachmo71
06-05-2006, 07:21 AM
Basic synopsis:
A pretty young soldier in my squad has a girl friend (his first love, I assume), Im his squad leader and the basic run down is the girl wont return his phone calls. Weve been telling him (soldiers, and other NCO's in the platoon) ''to find another one,'' since she probably isnt interested anymore. Basically, Im afraid he's gonna go into depression when he realizes that his girl isnt interested anymore.
so are you going to ask him out?
so are you going to ask him out?
Well, I hear he isn't dating anyone now...
Toddzilla
06-05-2006, 08:36 AM
so are you going to ask him out?Don't ask, dude.......
http://biological.soldier.justgotowned.com/
biological warrior
06-05-2006, 02:16 PM
Well, I hear he isn't dating anyone now...
Brokeback Barracks......:eek:
biological warrior
06-05-2006, 02:33 PM
http://biological.soldier.justgotowned.com/
That's biological warrior to you Mr. President:).
Seriously though I think that all will solve itself and it will turn out the girl was ''busy'' or something. May just be wishful thinking on my part.
eh... biological warrior, chemical soldier.. you guys are interchangable
Bubba Wheels
06-05-2006, 08:24 PM
"This is a story about a young, confused recruit and a gentle and understanding drill sargeant..." Arthur-King of Queens
DeToxRox
06-05-2006, 08:33 PM
I'll help redeem this thread:
The girl from the bowling alley (i'll post thread when i find it) who gave me head in the parking lot saw me at school. So when she saw me at school and yelled my name, I pretended like I was in a jog (with jeans on and my backpack) and then I sprinted away.
She got rejected and I lost weight.
JeeberD
06-06-2006, 11:04 AM
pix pls, k thx
Of the girlfriend who is doing the rejecting, not of the soldier. Nor of DeTox's dirty skank...
Balldog
06-06-2006, 06:55 PM
Sounds similar to a girl I know, she is dating a guy in the marines (currently boot camp), he is gone and she is fucking two guys. I feel bad for the guy, he is working to protect our freedom while she is being a slut.
Glengoyne
06-06-2006, 06:57 PM
I would add receiving a hearty helping of Mockery in your otherwise serious thread as another sign of rejection.
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