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SirFozzie
06-07-2006, 04:51 PM
NEW YORK (FORTUNE) - Faced with the inability of two bickering attorneys to resolve even the most innocuous scheduling questions without his intervention, a Florida federal judge yesterday ordered the two to meet on the steps of the federal courthouse and resolve their latest quarrel by playing "one (1) game of 'rock, paper, scissors.' "

Judge Gregory A. Presnell of Orlando ordered the unusual measure, which he characterized as "a new form of alternative dispute resolution," after the two Tampa attorneys had proven unable to agree upon where to hold a deposition, even though both of their offices are just four floors away in the very same building in Tampa.
Defense attorney D. Lee Craig, of Butler Pappas Weihmuller Katz Craig, proposed holding the deposition in his office, but plaintiffs' attorney David J. Pettinato of Merlin Law Group wanted it to take place at the court reporter's office down the street.

The Solomonic ruling comes in an insurance dispute filed last September by Avista Management against Wausau Underwriters Insurance Co.

Characterizing the disagreement as "the latest in a series of Gordian knots that the parties have been unable to untangle without enlisting the assistance of the federal courts," Judge Presnell ordered each attorney, "accompanied by one paralegal who shall act as an attendant and witness," to play the dispositive round of RPS on June 30.

"The winner of this engagement shall be entitled to select the location of the . . . deposition," he ruled, so long as it was within Hillsborough County.

In an interview, plaintiff's lawyer Pettinato says, "I'm going to comply with the court's order to the letter." Defense lawyer Craig did not respond to a phone message, while Judge Presnell, 63, who was appointed to the bench by President Bill Clinton in 2000, declined comment.

The Ruling:

http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/07/magazines/fortune/judgerps_fortune/index.htm

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
06-07-2006, 04:53 PM
That's awesome! If the lawyers are going to behave like children, might as well settle it like children.

John Galt
06-07-2006, 04:54 PM
It should be noted that while this is very funny, IMO, decisions over where a deposition should be located are often totally random (sometimes a coin flip is used) since it really doesn't matter and there is rarely an argument over which place is better (provided they are in the same general vicinity). Judges just wish the parties would figure these things out amongst themselves rather than bothering the court every time.

Franklinnoble
06-07-2006, 04:55 PM
Good ole' rock. Nothing beats rock.

vex
06-07-2006, 05:03 PM
Haha, nice:)

Antmeister
06-07-2006, 05:04 PM
Good ole' rock. Nothing beats rock.

Paper?

vex
06-07-2006, 05:05 PM
Good ole' rock. Nothing beats rock.


Titanium scissors?

JS19
06-07-2006, 05:06 PM
Paper?

I do believe he said NOTHING beats rock.

Just goes to show, rock, paper, scissors never fails and solves everything.

sterlingice
06-07-2006, 11:10 PM
"Poor predictable Bart. Always takes rock."

Good ole' rock. Nothing beats rock.

SI

DaddyTorgo
06-07-2006, 11:19 PM
instead of rocks paper scissors i prefer cockroach, foot, nuclear war.

"So cockroach always wins!"

sterlingice
06-07-2006, 11:22 PM
A friend of mine plays "Bear, Ninja, Hunter"

SI

DaddyTorgo
06-07-2006, 11:25 PM
A friend of mine plays "Bear, Ninja, Hunter"

SI

hunter kills bear.
ninja kills hunter.
bear kills ninja?

cartman
06-07-2006, 11:31 PM
I thought ro-sham-bo was where you take turns kicking each other in the nuts has hard as you can until one person falls down. I always go first.

:D

sterlingice
06-07-2006, 11:35 PM
hunter kills bear.
ninja kills hunter.
bear kills ninja?

Yeah, that's how it works.

He likes it because it's "full body" RPS as you have hunter who holds a rifle, ninja is a fighting stance and bear is standing big with arms raised like a bear.

SI

Groundhog
06-08-2006, 12:03 AM
Paper?

Kiff, we have a conundrum.

Raiders Army
06-08-2006, 06:45 AM
In other news, the U.S. Rock/Paper/Scissors tournament will be televised on A&E next Monday. Set your tivos.

Raiders Army
06-08-2006, 06:49 AM
dola,

$50k is the grand prize:

http://www.aetv.com/listings/episode_details.do?episodeid=168044

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