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DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 04:51 PM
I am ever so bored and after seeing so many movies about baseball I feel this team could compete with the best of the best.

C: Jack Parkman (Major League)
1B: Clue Haywood (Major League)
2B: Ray Mitchell (Angels in the Outfield)
SS: Juan Lopez (Major League III)
3B: Roger Dorn (Major League)
LF: Lou Collins (Little Big League)
CF: Willy Mayes Hayes (Major League)
RF: Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez (the Sandlot)
DH: Roy Hobbs (The Natural)

SP: Mel Clark (Angels in the Outfield) - Pre lung cancer
MR: Chet Steadman (Rookie of the Year)
CL: Rick Vaughn (Major League)

A 3/4 of Parkman/Haywood is riviting.

lynchjm24
06-16-2006, 04:55 PM
I'd add Ricky Ledee's excellent work in For the Love of the Game.

MikeVic
06-16-2006, 04:55 PM
Awesome. Too bad I can't remember baseball movie players other than the ones you listed...

sovereignstar
06-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Fuck Dorn. Couldn't we try and teach Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball) 3rd?

DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 05:05 PM
Fuck Dorn. Couldn't we try and teach Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball) 3rd?

Dude Dorns a leader on the infield.

"Strike this fucker out"

Arctus
06-16-2006, 05:09 PM
SP: Henry Wiggen (Bang the Drum Slowly)

DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 05:10 PM
SP: Henry Wiggen (Bang the Drum Slowly)

Damn. Totally forgot that movie. Good call.

MikeVic
06-16-2006, 05:10 PM
We need what's his name (Costner) from Bull Durham as a team leader. Wasn't Tim Robbins a good pitcher in that movie?

DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 05:11 PM
We need what's his name (Costner) from Bull Durham as a team leader. Wasn't Tim Robbins a good pitcher in that movie?

Crash Davis was a catcher who could lead but Parkman has pop.

And chicks dig the long ball.

st.cronin
06-16-2006, 05:18 PM
Roy Hobbs bats cleanup, man.

Irrelevant Dude
06-16-2006, 05:28 PM
I dont care if Parkman can hit, I want Rub as my starting catcher.

Franklinnoble
06-16-2006, 05:30 PM
Can Tom Hanks manage?

"There's no crying in baseball!"

kcchief19
06-16-2006, 05:35 PM
What position did Stan "Mr. 3000" Ross play? He was a Hall of Famer.

There was Darryl Palmer in the equally horrific film "The Slugger's Wife," who hit 62 homers in a season when that meant something. Billy Chapel from "For Love of the Game" was a true ace.

And let's not forget everybody from the Bingo Long Travelling All Stars.

Franklinnoble
06-16-2006, 05:38 PM
What position did Wesley Snipes play in "The Fan?"

Can Wesley Snipes be on the team twice? Can Costner?

What about Brandon Fraser in "The Scout?"

heybrad
06-16-2006, 05:39 PM
Wasn't Tim Robbins a good pitcher in that movie?
Nuke LaLoosh

saldana
06-16-2006, 05:42 PM
how can pedro cerano not beat out lou collins, and no starter named yet was better than henry rowengardner!! that kid can throw!!

DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 05:48 PM
how can pedro cerano not beat out lou collins, and no starter named yet was better than henry rowengardner!! that kid can throw!!

HGH

AgustusM
06-16-2006, 05:50 PM
I would take Crash at C for his leadership and besides Parkman was a prick.

at P I would have to go with Billy Chappell (for love of the game)

of course that is a little problematic since they are both the same guy (Costner)

AlexB
06-16-2006, 05:52 PM
I'm no expert, but every time in Bull Durham Tim Robbins was told to hit the mascot, he did. So if you put the mascot as the guy just behind the plate (catcher?) you would get a strike every time, no?

Also you need Leslie Nielsen as umpire

Franklinnoble
06-16-2006, 05:53 PM
I would take Crash at C for his leadership and besides Parkman was a prick.

at P I would have to go with Billy Chappell (for love of the game)

of course that is a little problematic since they are both the same guy (Costner)

You could go with Jake Taylor at C, if you want a good leader.

Coffee Warlord
06-16-2006, 05:54 PM
1) CF - Willy Hayes (Major League)
2) SS - Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez (Sandlot)
3) RF - Roy Hobbs (The Natural)
4) LF - Pedro Cerrano (Major League)
5) 1B - Lou Collins (Little Big League)
6) 3B - Kelly Leak (Bad News Bears)
7) C - Crash Davis (Bull Durham)
8) 2B - Marla Hooch (League of Their Own)
9) P - Steve Nebraska (The Scout)

Manager - Jimmy Dugan (League of Their Own)


Benny takes short.

Franklinnoble
06-16-2006, 05:56 PM
Crash Davis was in Bull Durham.

Marla Hooch? I mean, Jimmy Dugan, I get... but there's GOTTA be another 2B out there...

Coffee Warlord
06-16-2006, 05:57 PM
Oh c'mon. She's more manly than half the people on that list.

st.cronin
06-16-2006, 06:05 PM
Crash Davis was in Bull Durham.

Marla Hooch? I mean, Jimmy Dugan, I get... but there's GOTTA be another 2B out there...

What about the John Cusack character from 8 men out?

DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 06:06 PM
I disagree on the manager.

Brian Dennehey from Summer Catch was a fucking Vet. He'd have to manage.

Jake Taylor could be bench coach.

Harry Doyle is PBP. No one can dispute this.

saldana
06-16-2006, 06:10 PM
What about the John Cusack character from 8 men out?

buck weaver played 3rd.

and CW, kelly lee is a center fielder, not a 3rd baseman




and starting at shortstop....tanner from the bad news bears (the kid that trips everyone that hits a home run as they go by)

saldana
06-16-2006, 06:11 PM
and i want walter mathau as manager

AgustusM
06-16-2006, 06:21 PM
I thought it was Kelly LEAK not Kelly Lee

Ramzavail
06-16-2006, 06:26 PM
LF - Bobby Rayburn

oykib
06-16-2006, 06:33 PM
Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez could play every position.

My SP would be Bingo Long and my C would be Leon Carter form Bingo Long's Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings.

larrymcg421
06-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Well if we're gonna include Eight Men Out, then you've got to have Cicotte, Jackson, and Weaver at least.

saldana
06-16-2006, 06:57 PM
Well if we're gonna include Eight Men Out, then you've got to have Cicotte, Jackson, and Weaver at least.


only non banned players are eligible ;)

saldana
06-16-2006, 07:00 PM
I thought it was Kelly LEAK not Kelly Lee


you are correct, sir!...all these years i thought it was kelly lee....which then begs the question for Coffee Warlord, who the hell is kelly lee?

Glengoyne
06-16-2006, 07:03 PM
Come'on folks not near enough Eight Men Out mentionings

Ray Schalk Catcher
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Eddie Collins

Ed Cicotte Starting Pitcher

Lou Gehrig "Pride of the Yankees" He's got to play first.

Wasn't that Babe Ruth fellow in pride of the Yankees as well?

Oh and pencil Costner's character from "For the Love of the Game" into the rotation as well.

Glengoyne
06-16-2006, 07:04 PM
Well if we're gonna include Eight Men Out, then you've got to have Cicotte, Jackson, and Weaver at least.

Missed that post.

saldana
06-16-2006, 07:07 PM
Come'on folks not near enough Eight Men Out mentionings

Ray Schalk Catcher
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Eddie Collins

Ed Cicotte Starting Pitcher

Lou Gehrig "Pride of the Yankees" He's got to play first.

Wasn't that Babe Ruth fellow in pride of the Yankees as well?

Oh and pencil Costner's character from "For the Love of the Game" into the rotation as well.

i think its more fun when we only use fictional characters, imo

sovereignstar
06-16-2006, 07:08 PM
Well fuck, let's just add Roger Maris from 61 while we are at it. :rolleyes:

sovereignstar
06-16-2006, 07:09 PM
I disagree on the manager.

Brian Dennehey from Summer Catch was a fucking Vet. He'd have to manage.

Jake Taylor could be bench coach.

Harry Doyle is PBP. No one can dispute this.

Can Tenley Parrish be someone's wife/girlfriend?

Glengoyne
06-16-2006, 07:12 PM
Well fuck, let's just add Roger Maris from 61 while we are at it. :rolleyes:

Bah. A one year wonder;).


I didn't think there were any rules, and my brain immediately went to the "Pride of the Yankees" file for the Iron Horse.

Coffee Warlord
06-16-2006, 07:14 PM
I thought it was Kelly LEAK not Kelly Lee

Whoops. Hey, it's been a lonnnnng time since I've seen that movie.

Toddzilla
06-16-2006, 07:15 PM
Crash Davis was the all time minor-league home run king (in the movie) so to insinuate he didn't have pop is rigoddamndiculous. If he's not the starting C, that invaldiates your entire list.

Coffee Warlord
06-16-2006, 07:16 PM
Penciled in Benny, and there you go.

Ironhead
06-16-2006, 07:20 PM
What about these guys?

SP: Sammy Bodeen (Talent for the Game)
1B: Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball)
OF: Max "Hammer" DuBois (Mr. Baseball)

st.cronin
06-16-2006, 07:22 PM
Bah. A one year wonder;).

Roger Maris drove in 100 runs 3 (three) years in a row.

Coffee Warlord
06-16-2006, 07:22 PM
and CW, kelly lee is a center fielder, not a 3rd baseman

Yes, I know, but he's young, and can be taught 3b.

saldana
06-16-2006, 07:23 PM
What about these guys?

OF: Max "Hammer" DuBois (Mr. Baseball)

is that the dennis haysbert character?

he has to get some props for being able to make the list as two different characters from two differnt movies (much like costner for BD and FLOTG)

Ironhead
06-16-2006, 07:30 PM
is that the dennis haysbert character?

he has to get some props for being able to make the list as two different characters from two differnt movies (much like costner for BD and FLOTG)

Yep, that's him.

Bearcat729
06-16-2006, 08:03 PM
Screw the DH because Roy Hobbs can pitch and hit cleanup

DeToxRox
06-16-2006, 08:36 PM
Crash Davis was the all time minor-league home run king (in the movie) so to insinuate he didn't have pop is rigoddamndiculous. If he's not the starting C, that invaldiates your entire list.

Parkman did it in the Show, baby. THE SHOW! Davis couldn't cut it in the show.

Maple Leafs
06-16-2006, 08:46 PM
Random baseball movie trivia: former Blue Jay manager and ESPN announcer Buck Martinez plays the catcher in first scene of Mr Baseball.

RPI-Fan
06-16-2006, 09:11 PM
"Look at this fucking guy..."

RPI-Fan
06-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Also, where is Steve Nebraska?!?!!?

larrymcg421
06-16-2006, 09:46 PM
What about Billy Young from Tiger Town?

What? Am I the only who saw that? I don't remember what position he played, though.

ISiddiqui
06-16-2006, 11:53 PM
9) P - Steve Nebraska (The Scout)

And that's the only choice for pitcher. Come on, a no hitter (was it a perfect game?) in his first game ever, pitching Game 1 in the World Series! Anyone else just sucks ass.

AgustusM
06-17-2006, 12:05 AM
best thread I have read in a long time by the way. great idea

Franklinnoble
06-17-2006, 12:13 AM
Screw the DH because Roy Hobbs can pitch and hit cleanup

Steve Nebraska.

Ragone
06-17-2006, 04:06 AM
what about T-Rex Baker from mr.3000.. that dude had some serious power

Passacaglia
06-17-2006, 08:05 AM
Sounds like you dorks need a draft..

Bearcat729
06-17-2006, 10:04 AM
Steve Nebraska.


Can he hit the cover off the ball?

Coffee Warlord
06-17-2006, 10:19 AM
Can he hit the cover off the ball?

Why not have both? :)

Coffee Warlord
06-17-2006, 10:19 AM
And that's the only choice for pitcher. Come on, a no hitter (was it a perfect game?) in his first game ever, pitching Game 1 in the World Series! Anyone else just sucks ass.

It was a ridiculously perfect game. 81 pitches, all strikeouts.