Riggins44
06-20-2006, 12:27 AM
And I can't help but notice the sad state of television. I flip over to that show about those little people. I'm watching the midget mother take the two "normal" size kids to the grocery store. The mother can't reach anything and the two kids are goofing off the whole time. The scene came to a startling end when they couldn't find the car in the parking lot... it must have been stol... oh, nope there it is. RIVETING!
So I tire of that and flip over to "Worlds Worst Drivers". This show (if you haven't seen it) is basically a clip show taken from freeway cameras and police car cameras. Some are just stories. Like the dog that got left in a running truck and when cleetus came out from the 7-11, the truck was gone. Apparently the dog accidentally put the truck in drive. Ha, unbelievable television!
Then to top off the night I swing over to "Wife Swap". This show is apparently a stupidity test. If you're watching it for more than 5 minutes you're a freaking idiot and should be castrated. Luckily I could only stomach 4 minutes. Shew!
Unfortunately, Dateline didn't re-run their "To Catch a Predator Series" for the 16th time in the last 3 weeks.
"I always carry condoms. I always have them on me just in case someone finds basement dwelling sickos attractive."
I feel better.
So I tire of that and flip over to "Worlds Worst Drivers". This show (if you haven't seen it) is basically a clip show taken from freeway cameras and police car cameras. Some are just stories. Like the dog that got left in a running truck and when cleetus came out from the 7-11, the truck was gone. Apparently the dog accidentally put the truck in drive. Ha, unbelievable television!
Then to top off the night I swing over to "Wife Swap". This show is apparently a stupidity test. If you're watching it for more than 5 minutes you're a freaking idiot and should be castrated. Luckily I could only stomach 4 minutes. Shew!
Unfortunately, Dateline didn't re-run their "To Catch a Predator Series" for the 16th time in the last 3 weeks.
"I always carry condoms. I always have them on me just in case someone finds basement dwelling sickos attractive."
I feel better.