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bbor
06-27-2006, 02:48 PM
A former handyman has been awarded more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, two years before Viagra went on the market. The implant called 'Dura-II' was designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But there was a problem, Lennon couldn't lower his penis downward! He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment.

"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life", said Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person".

Lennon couldn't get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery he said.the following year.

MJ4H
06-27-2006, 02:51 PM
Once more, with feeling

KevinNU7
06-27-2006, 02:53 PM
This man led a hard life.

rimshot

Oilers9911
06-27-2006, 02:55 PM
It must have been very hard on him.

Maple Leafs
06-27-2006, 02:56 PM
Let's get something straight between us...

duckman
06-27-2006, 02:57 PM
I bet he was very excited about the award.

wade moore
06-27-2006, 02:59 PM
Man, that's a pretty stiff penalty.

BYU 14
06-27-2006, 09:39 PM
I think he got the Shaft!

Critch
06-27-2006, 09:43 PM
At least he had somewhere to hang his hat.