Britney goes semi-nude

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Britney's newest photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar has her pregnant and nude (with proper placement of hands and fur). She does nothing for me normally, but I found these photos to be strangely alluring. Is this wrong? I'm kind of digging the new hair color.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2006/june/20060628britney.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.abc.net.au/news/arts/theshallowend/200606/s1674220.htm&h=300&w=215&sz=24&hl=en&start=19&tbnid=j3AD9FMH_VYjxM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=79&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspears%2Bbazaar%2Bpregnant%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

Click on the words "posed nude" in the 2nd paragraph. Then click on the photos for the blow up.

[Flasch186]

uh, no sir, not alluring.

[Huckleberry]

Pregnant women are very beautiful. Nothing wrong with it. But, as Flasch proved, it's not for everyone.

Personally I never found my wife more beautiful than when she was pregnant.

[Subby]

Hot.

[stevew]

That dateline interview she did a week or so ago was absolutely hilarious. Bitch is trailer trash 100%.

[Anthony]

Britney's newest photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar has her pregnant and nude (with proper placement of hands and fur). She does nothing for me normally, but I found these photos to be strangely alluring. Is this wrong? I'm kind of digging the new hair color.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2006/june/20060628britney.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.abc.net.au/news/arts/theshallowend/200606/s1674220.htm&h=300&w=215&sz=24&hl=en&start=19&tbnid=j3AD9FMH_VYjxM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=79&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspears%2Bbazaar%2Bpregnant%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

Click on the words "posed nude" in the 2nd paragraph. Then click on the photos for the blow up.


i saw them in black and white i i so wanted to see her naked body. i decided that i would fornicate w/ her even in her present pregnant state.

[Lorena]

She's trying desperately to undo what she did in that Dateline interview; these pictures aren't it.

[Lorena]

dola,

The picture of her in the bear-skin rug doesn't even look like her.

[bulletsponge]

she looks better brunette, but i say that about almost all women :)

[Anthony]

she looks better brunette, but i say that about almost all women :)

i want to see her vagina and her breasts.


and her ass.

[Rizon]

Not for me. She's not anywhere as hot as she was 7 years ago. And minus 5 points for being pregnant (Again, the pregnant thing is REALLY not for me).

[bulletsponge]

Not for me. She's not anywhere as hot as she was 7 years ago

thats for sure

[Desmond]

I understand that alot of todays magazines are airbrushed to a certain extent, but come the fuck on. You know damn well that her body is as lumpy as a bowl of biscuits and as splotchy as Dusty Rhodes belly. And that look on her face creeps me the fuck out, it's like she's being held captive and told that if she smiles real good she'll be let free.

[duckman]

That dateline interview she did a week or so ago was absolutely hilarious. Bitch is trailer trash 100%.

There's a little saying down here that I'm sure you've heard before:

"You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

[Anthony]

damn, you guys are haters.

if pregnant Britney came up to you all nude with her full pregnant breasts and that cute belly just waiting to be squashed (and believe me, i don't care about her baby, i would try to squash it under my weight) you guys would drop your pants and fornicate with her and it would be the only good thing to ever happen in your bad lives.

[Subby]

edited - I didn't read all of HA's post :\

[duckman]

damn, you guys are haters.

if pregnant Britney came up to you all nude with her full pregnant breasts and that cute belly just waiting to be squashed (and believe me, i don't care about her baby, i would try to squash it under my weight) you guys would drop your pants and fornicate with her and it would be the only good thing to ever happen in your bad lives.

I only fornicate with pregnant chicks that are carrying my baby. It's kind of like sloppy seconds. I'm not going to stick my thing in there when there is obvious evidence that someone was already there.

[rkmsuf]

damn, you guys are haters.

if pregnant Britney came up to you all nude with her full pregnant breasts and that cute belly just waiting to be squashed (and believe me, i don't care about her baby, i would try to squash it under my weight) you guys would drop your pants and fornicate with her and it would be the only good thing to ever happen in your bad lives.

You're livin in the past man. All hung up on some singer from the 90s man.

[albionmoonlight]

I only fornicate with pregnant chicks that are carrying my baby. It's kind of like sloppy seconds. I'm not going to stick my thing in there when there is obvious evidence that someone was already there.

Not just "someone." The real life version of Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel. That's as sloppy as seconds get.

[Anthony]

I only fornicate with pregnant chicks that are carrying my baby. It's kind of like sloppy seconds. I'm not going to stick my thing in there when there is obvious evidence that someone was already there.

you're a glass is half-empty guy i see. i would relish the opportunity to widen her gap and make it so that K-Fed has to fornicate with Slip n' Slide after me.

[rkmsuf]

and what exactly is semi-nude?

you are either nude or not nude

[Schmidty]

Not into the pregnant thing. It makes me feel like I'm oggling a baby. I know that doesn't make any sense.

[Icy]

... that cute belly just waiting to be squashed (and believe me, i don't care about her baby, i would try to squash it under my weight.....
I find this really disgusting and those who know my job know that i don't get offended by porn language on any way... maybe i'm right now more sensitive about pregnancy and babies but i must admit that i had a sudden impulse of hitting your face and to squash it under my fist. I really hope you were just joking.

[rkmsuf]

I find this really disgusting and those who know my job know that i don't offended by porn language on any way... maybe i'm right now more sensitive about pregnancy and babies but i must admit that i had a sudden impulse of hitting your face and to squash it under my fist. I really hope you were just joking.

now tell him you are going to manhandle an italian hoagie

[Anthony]

I find this really disgusting and those who know my job know that i don't get offended by porn language on any way... maybe i'm right now more sensitive about pregnancy and babies but i must admit that i had a sudden impulse of hitting your face and to squash it under my fist. I really hope you were just joking.

i didn't mean squash the baby to death, just to heavily squash her cute round mound. i would be rough with her, when would be the next time i'd get to bang britney? you think i'm gonna treat her with the kid gloves just cuz she's knocked up? so now when i tell my grandkids that i banged a pop star and they get all excited i have to ruin their fun by saying "but i didn't do her rough cuz she was pregnant at the time". there, you happy now? my grandkids just got disappointed cuz i didn't bang her like a man and i went easy on her. pregnant schmegnant, it's not my baby.

[Anthony]

i'd bang her so hard she'd be famous again.

[ISiddiqui]

i didn't mean squash the baby to death, just to heavily squash her cute round mound. i would be rough with her, when would be the next time i'd get to bang britney? you think i'm gonna treat her with the kid gloves just cuz she's knocked up? so now when i tell my grandkids that i banged a pop star and they get all excited i have to ruin their fun by saying "but i didn't do her rough cuz she was pregnant at the time". there, you happy now? my grandkids just got disappointed cuz i didn't bang her like a man and i went easy on her. pregnant schmegnant, it's not my baby.

Classic :D

[Rizon]

damn, you guys are haters.

if pregnant Britney came up to you all nude with her full pregnant breasts and that cute belly just waiting to be squashed (and believe me, i don't care about her baby, i would try to squash it under my weight) you guys would drop your pants and fornicate with her and it would be the only good thing to ever happen in your bad lives.

I wouldn't hit that pregnant. No way. I'd take a BJ, though.

[Swaggs]

Not much to add here, but this is my favorite thread in a long time.

[SunDevil]

Backdoor Beauty?

[Anthony]

I find this really disgusting and those who know my job know that i don't get offended by porn language on any way...

this is my biggest accomplishment of 2006. i offended someone in the porn industry.

only Hell Atlantic could do that, let the records show.

[Buccaneer]

Pregnant pop star Britney Spears (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005453/) was so devastated by the negative reaction she received after her appearance on news show Dateline NBC (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103396/), she chopped off all her hair and dyed it black to help her image. The singer received a barrage of criticism for appearing on the show in a sheer, low-cut top, denim mini-skirt and flip-flops earlier this month. She reportedly insisted on doing her own hair and makeup for the interview and was slammed for appearing "disheveled" with the New York Post reporting that fans called her hair a "rat's nest." A source tells American publication Us Weekly after the interview, "She felt terrible. She pulled out her extensions and bought a bottle of dark hair dye. She didn't understand her image problem until the negative feedback about Dateline." Spears' representative insists the singer checked with her doctor first to see if dying her hair was safe for her unborn child adding, "It's vegetable dye and will wash right out." She then chopped her hair into a short bob, neglecting to tell editors of fashion magazine Harper's Bazaar, who were featuring her on an upcoming cover, what she had done. Spears showed up at the cover photo shoot last Friday with her new look and according to Us Weekly, the magazine's editors were "horrified." Stylists for the shoot had to work quickly to undo the damage and decided to add brunette hair extensions at the last minute.

[sovereignstar]

this is my biggest accomplishment of 2006. i offended someone in the porn industry.

only Hell Atlantic could do that, let the records show.

you have to be really ignorant to not realize how big of a jackass you look like sometimes.

[Lorena]

She then chopped her hair into a short bob, neglecting to tell editors of fashion magazine Harper's Bazaar, who were featuring her on an upcoming cover, what she had done. Spears showed up at the cover photo shoot last Friday with her new look and according to Us Weekly, the magazine's editors were "horrified." Stylists for the shoot had to work quickly to undo the damage and decided to add brunette hair extensions at the last minute.

I don't know if I should feel bad for her or laugh.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

i want to see her vagina and her breasts.
and her ass.

You can see all of that if you google her for the sculpture that was done of her the last time she was pregnant.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

This thread totally exemplifies what I was feeling when I started it. I didn't want to be compelled to look at the photos. Her whole personality, recent look thing is a complete turn off. But seeing the golden airbrushed photos of her in that state, I just couldn't look away. Hence I described it as "strangely alluring."

[Vinatieri for Prez]

and what exactly is semi-nude?

you are either nude or not nude

I disagree. Nude is no clothes on. Not nude is with clothes on. Semi-nude is more of an expression related to the observer. If you can see all of her , then nude. If your line of sight is blocked in some way -- semi-nude.

I'm not even sure that made sense.

Edit: Ok, I checked the defintion. Semi-nude = partially clothed

[Buccaneer]

There is nude. Then there is naked. And then there's nekkid. After that it's what that loser HA likes.

[Maple Leafs]

Hell Atlantic is like the Gary Payton of FOFC... you watch him, and you think he's just a shell of his former shelf. But then just when you're ready to write him off, he goes old school on you and just for a moment you remember how great he used to be.

[ScottVib]

You can see all of that if you google her for the sculpture that was done of her the last time she was pregnant.

She didn't actually pose for that statue.

[Anthony]

You can see all of that if you google her for the sculpture that was done of her the last time she was pregnant.

that's a sculpture of Ashley Judd

[Vinatieri for Prez]

True, she didn't pose for it, but now you've ruined it for everyone.

[Anthony]

Hell Atlantic is like the Gary Payton of FOFC... you watch him, and you think he's just a shell of his former shelf. But then just when you're ready to write him off, he goes old school on you and just for a moment you remember how great he used to be.

still great, but like Einstein in elementary school i'm just uninspired. i save my good stuff for the fun topics.:cool:

[duckman]

Hell Atlantic is like the Gary Payton of FOFC... you watch him, and you think he's just a shell of his former shelf. But then just when you're ready to write him off, he goes old school on you and just for a moment you remember how great he used to be.

It does make you feel like it's mid-2000 with that little tirade. Man, I miss those days. :(

[Neuqua]

Did Maple Leafs make an NBA reference in this thread? I'm confused.