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Grammaticus
07-03-2006, 09:51 AM
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

Those silly pranksters

Flasch186
07-03-2006, 10:12 AM
SURPRISE!!!

Desmond
07-03-2006, 11:07 AM
So how many guys does it take........

CraigSca
07-03-2006, 11:11 AM
Oh puh-leeze. Everytime I've tried to stick a lightbulb up someone's anus, they've ALWAYS woken up.

Fonzie
07-03-2006, 11:15 AM
That's what you get when your rectum has a bright idea.

lighthousekeeper
07-03-2006, 11:16 AM
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=50804

:p

Fonzie
07-03-2006, 11:18 AM
That's what you get when your rectum has a bright idea.

Which makes me wonder, does this man have shit for brains?

Grammaticus
07-03-2006, 11:22 AM
Which makes me wonder, does this man have shit for brains?
Either that, or he gets a warm feeling in his colon everytime he has an idea.