dola

[Anthony]

why the fuck do people still use this word? it's so retarded. just make consecutive posts - no one outside of Jeeber cares about post whoring anyway - no one will think you're trying to pad your post total if you happen to make more than one post in a row.

its so stupid. you people are really geeks and it's shite like that makes me ashamed of coming to this board. just stop doing it.:mad:

[Pumpy Tudors]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

I really don't know what you're talking about.

[bbor]

I like the word.

[Anthony]

and of course, you people being predictable nerds, will flood this thread with dola posts. i hope half of you contract an std and the other half die of scabies.

i don't even know if scabies is a terminal affliction, but i want you guys to find a way to perish from it.

[Anthony]

wow, pumpy, wow. way to be unpredictable. :rolleyes:

[Anthony]

I like the word.

your genitalia is laughable, at best, thus, your opinion matters not.

[FrogMan]

its so stupid. you people are really geeks and it's shite like that makes me ashamed of coming to this board. just stop doing it.:mad:

seriously, you tell other people that there's this nice place where you hang out but you're ashamed about it, or you simply are telling yourself you're ashamed of coming here...

I mean why the shame? It's not like anybody saw you walking in.

FM

[ice4277]

why the fuck do people still use this word? it's so retarded. just make consecutive posts - no one outside of Jeeber cares about post whoring anyway - no one will think you're trying to pad your post total if you happen to make more than one post in a row.

its so stupid. you people are really geeks and it's shite like that makes me ashamed of coming to this board. just stop doing it.:mad:

stop causing problems

[ice4277]

dola

please

[Anthony]

seriously, you tell other people that there's this nice place where you hang out but you're ashamed about it, or you simply are telling yourself you're ashamed of coming here...

I mean why the shame? It's not like anybody saw you walking in.

FM

because if the level of nerdery is high here then i become a nerd by association.

i i gots my rep to worry about, ya know?

[st.cronin]

HA, you forgot to label your posts "dola".

Now PLEASE go get AIDS and die, you fucking degenerate.

[KJDelaney]

and of course, you people being predictable nerds, will flood this thread with dola posts. i hope half of you contract an std and the other half die of scabies.

i don't even know if scabies is a terminal affliction, but i want you guys to find a way to perish from it.

That is an angry and disgust that I can look up to.
:)

[JonInMiddleGA]

i gots my rep to worry about, ya know?

HA is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, "I could spend my life building bridges. Would they call me HA the Bridge Builder? No.
I man could spend my life raising crops. Would they call me HA the Farmer? No. But you fuck one sandwich . . ."

[Coffee Warlord]

Fritz.

[Anthony]

this just in, you absolutely can NOT die from scabies (http://www.cdc.gov/Ncidod/dpd/parasites/scabies/factsht_scabies.htm), so instead of that i want the other half of you people to to get kicked in your scrotum, and if you're a female i want someone to give you the mother of all titty twisters.

i'm talking near-nipple dismemberment.

[PackerFanatic]

Wow, I sense some anger in this thread...I will step away slowly...

[st.cronin]

this just in, you absolutely can NOT die from scabies (http://www.cdc.gov/Ncidod/dpd/parasites/scabies/factsht_scabies.htm), so instead of that i want the other half of you people to to get kicked in your scrotum, and if you're a female i want someone to give you the mother of all titty twisters.

i'm talking near-nipple dismemberment.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6669/sd4ia.th.jpg (http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sd4ia.jpg)

[st.cronin]

by the way

this thread belongs on sportsdigs.com

[st.cronin]

whoops, forgot the dola

[FrogMan]

because if the level of nerdery is high here then i become a nerd by association.

i i gots my rep to worry about, ya know?

I see, but if you don't tell anybody you were here, then nobody would know, I mean outside of us, and then it's as if you weren't so nerdy, no?

That, or what JIMGa said, who knows...

FM

[Pumpy Tudors]

wow, pumpy, wow. way to be unpredictable. :rolleyes:
Well, see, the unpredictable part was that I posted that first.

[Franklinnoble]

We don't use that word over at SportsDigs.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

Do you see why?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

My dola got broken.

[Anthony]

I man could spend my life raising crops. Would they call me HA the Farmer? No.

but they could call me HA the Crop Duster. :cool:

[Samdari]

because if the level of nerdery is high here then i become a nerd by association.

Have you considered the obvious (to everyone but you) solution?

You are raising the bumbassery quotient by coming here.

[st.cronin]

Dola

My dola got broken.

Sorry to hear that. Tom Brady sends his conDOLAnces.

[RendeR]

your genitalia is laughable, at best, thus, your opinion matters not.


This coming from the man who openly admits he fucks submarine sandwiches in lieue of women.

HA, you are a laughingstock wrapped up in an idiot.Take a valium, drink a beer and head on over to your favorite sub-shop. Seriously, go get laid.

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8148/mennola2md.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/4308/nowthatsjustsilly5ox.gif

[panerd]

You want to talk nerds HA, look at your signature. I would rank that a few steps above use of the word dola.

[dawgfan]

Dola

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/4308/nowthatsjustsilly5ox.gif
Shit - not just a Pumpy pic, but a pumpy looping gif? Free the Pumpy pics!

[RendeR]

Dola

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/4308/nowthatsjustsilly5ox.gif


Very few things in this world give me the creeps....


This is one of them...*shudder*

[Lathum]

I sense someone is gonna get some time in the box from this thread.

[dawgfan]

Dola - HA, the guy who made a name for himself with his obsessive fetish-izing of a fictional FOF player calling the rest of us "nerds" - that's rich irony right there.

[I. J. Reilly]

your genitalia is laughable, at best, thus, your opinion matters not.
If your goal is to prove that you are not one of the nerds on this board, then stop posting things that only comic book guy from The Simpson’s would come up with.

[Anthony]

This coming from the man who openly admits he fucks submarine sandwiches in lieue of women.

HA, you are a laughingstock wrapped up in an idiot.Take a valium, drink a beer and head on over to your favorite sub-shop. Seriously, go get laid.

and i bet if i were in Buffalo, NY, and you said that in front of your friends they'd all go "oooooh snap" and they'd all give you high fives. someone might actually buy you a beer. that girl you always flirt with might even be impressed with what constitutes as a verbal lashing up over there and would give you her number. being happy and positive at your run of good luck you become more productive at the local factory where you make [insert irrelevant doo-dad here] and your boss would promote you to some nothing title, like "Regional Manager in Charge of [insert remedial task here]". you would propose to that girl, she would accept, cuz, who wouldn't want to marry a Regional Manager in Charge of... and someone with the verbal assassination abilities as yourself. you will live a normal life rooting for the Bills, angst over the Sabres, the "honey, i'm home"s and asking the rhetorical "what's for dinner tonite" and you already know meatloaf is cooking cuz you smelt it as soon as you parked your LeSabre in your driveway.

yeah, in Buffalo, NY.

[RendeR]

Wow, you got me, you're SO dead on with your assesment that I just can't come up with anything to say back.


naw, that aint it..


Dude, you got nothin. Unlike your completely hypothetical retort, at least I used real references. If you can't insult me with something real then you got nothin, just admit it and go find your sandwich ;)

[Grammaticus]

HA screwed a sandwich?

[INDalltheway]

How in God's name did I miss hearing about HA fucking a sandwich?

[fantastic flying froggies]

its so stupid. you people are really geeks and it's shite like that makes me ashamed of coming to this board. just stop doing it.:mad:

If you're so ashamed, just don't come here anymore.

We won't miss you, promise.

[RendeR]

If you're so ashamed, just don't come here anymore.

We won't miss you, promise.


..

[KJDelaney]

Really.

Who needs news of new games or anything of the sort.

Are days like this how most of "you" get your multi-thousand post counts?

[Anthony]

If you're so ashamed, just don't come here anymore.

We won't miss you, promise.

that would hurt me, seriously, except you're from France.

[fantastic flying froggies]

that would hurt me, seriously, except you're from France.

so what?

[Anthony]

so what?

your people wear berets and your women have the legs and armpits of a Yetti.

[RendeR]

Really.

Who needs news of new games or anything of the sort.

Are days like this how most of "you" get your multi-thousand post counts?


Well....DUH...


Why do you think HA's posting this shyte? he's falling behind on his posts per day score. Its not like he's always an asshat like this...err...wait....

[Anthony]

How in God's name did I miss hearing about HA fucking a sandwich?

i didn't screw a sandwich. it was a hero, for starters, and it was a posed pic (a prank i pulled on my friends).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/hell-atlantic-hero.jpg

[Anthony]

Well....DUH...


Why do you think HA's posting this shyte? he's falling behind on his posts per day score. Its not like he's always an asshat like this...err...wait....

did i bang your wife or something.

"you wanna be startin' sumthin'
gotta be startin' sumthin'"
-Michael Jackson

[KJDelaney]

Well....DUH...


Why do you think HA's posting this shyte? he's falling behind on his posts per day score. Its not like he's always an asshat like this...err...wait....

So are you in the lead?

[Anthony]

So are you in the lead?

Render is the guy whose only contribution to this site is that he's known as the guy who added the last "R" in his name only cuz it helped balance out the name "Rende". that's it. this guy gets to live while terminally ill children perish daily. this is fair?

i just hope he signed the back of his driver's license, so that when God decides to end the charade that has been RendeR's life his organs can go to help other people live. i may say a prayer tonite to facilitate this.

[fantastic flying froggies]

your people wear berets and your women have the legs and armpits of a Yetti.

So have you actually ever been to France?

Nah, didn't think so...

[RendeR]

First of all, you opened a thread with idiotic whining content, you're a bigger asshat if you don't expect to get flamed for it.

As for banging my wife, I doubt you'd have the skill reqiured. Those hero SANDWICHES aren't on the high end of the learning curve.

And as for the story behind the sandiwch fornication, who cares? You will forever be known as the sandwich fucker, get used to it.

[duckman]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_rollinglaugh.gif (javascript:emoticon(':toofunny:'))

[RendeR]

So are you in the lead?


Oh hell no, I will never contend with the elite post whores of FOFC. I will however continue to take pot shots at HA, even if it is becoming all too easy to do.

[Anthony]

ok kids, been fun. going to a bar crawl now so i'll be in a much better place 10 beers from now. please stop using dola, Render - remember what we talked about (do it for the kids, man, for the kids), everyone else keep your noses clean and your assholes cleaner.

God Bless America and thank you to that band of vigilante's that had enough and stood up to Imperial England and from their blood and sacrifce a new nation - nay, a new way of life - was borne.

[MJ4H]

please stop using dola
no

[MJ4H]

dola

esad

[KJDelaney]

So have you actually ever been to France?

Nah, didn't think so...

I must admit, the yetti reference is funny.

[RendeR]

Render is the guy whose only contribution to this site is that he's known as the guy who added the last "R" in his name only cuz it helped balance out the name "Rende". that's it. this guy gets to live while terminally ill children perish daily. this is fair?

i just hope he signed the back of his driver's license, so that when God decides to end the charade that has been RendeR's life his organs can go to help other people live. i may say a prayer tonite to facilitate this.


An still you can't come up with anything remotely entertaining. Is it so hard to actually read what others post and gain useful ammunition from that? I mean come on man, I've got a rep as a rediculous hot head, if you can't find SOMETHING real to insult me with you really ought to just stay home and play with your rolls....

[KJDelaney]

Oh hell no, I will never contend with the elite post whores of FOFC. I will however continue to take pot shots at HA, even if it is becoming all too easy to do.


But you have 3000+ posts, don't you fall into the post whore crowd?

[Anthony]

So have you actually ever been to France?

Nah, didn't think so...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/berret.jpg

+

http://www.skeptiseum.org/images/yeti.jpg

=

http://fcserver.nvnet.org/~scanlan_l/01C3A68D-000F4EEE.0/France-Map-1%20wflag.jpg

[KJDelaney]

That's funny.

Don't forget Jerry Lewis.

[MJ4H]

But you have 3000+ posts, don't you fall into the post whore crowd?3000 posts over the course of many years isn't that much. Trust me. I have about the same number of posts and I don't feel like I post here much at all. To see 3000 posts by my name is actually quite surprising.

[stevew]

I have 17K posts at sportsdigs.

[ice4277]

I have 17K posts at sportsdigs.

What is sportsdigs?

[FrogMan]

I have 17K posts at sportsdigs.

you know, the exchange rate on these posts to FOFC posts is almost as bad as the canadian dollars exchange rate back in 1998...

FM

[ice4277]

you know, the exchange rate on these posts to FOFC posts is almost as bad as the canadian dollars exchange rate back in 1998...

FM

*Sigh* It was so much fun going to the Windsor strip clubs back then. So much poon for so little money.

[Cringer]

3000 posts over the course of many years isn't that much. Trust me. I have about the same number of posts and I don't feel like I post here much at all. To see 3000 posts by my name is actually quite surprising.

Very true. I am not even home 4-5 days a week to be able to post, so I am not sure how I got to even 4000 and something. I do know I went on a tear a few years ago when I got DSL for the first time, before then I think I had something like 800 posts in the 3 years prior.

[terpkristin]

Mr. HA, what you've said in this thread is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. :D

/tk

[illinifan999]

this thread delivers

[Joe]

wtf

[VPI97]

wtfomg

[Glengoyne]

HA screwed a sandwich?

I think he warmed it up first. Well except for the lettuce.

[Galaxy]

And we need now is for HA to call Ashley Madison and then ask how to fudge his bank statement.

[Grammaticus]

I think he warmed it up first. Well except for the lettuce.
Did he have to buy it dinner first?

[dawgfan]

And we need now is for HA to call Ashley Madison and then ask how to fudge his bank statement.
If he can fudge a sandwich, he can probably figure out a way to fudge his bank statement...

[Greyroofoo]

is it too late for me to get a drunk 'dola' in?

[RendeR]

is it too late for me to get a drunk 'dola' in?


Apparently not...

[Groundhog]

Dola
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In Polish mythology, Dola are the protective spirits which embody human fate. They can appear in the guises of a god, a cat, a man, a mouse, or a woman. They have their own preferences and provinces; and they would hound you if you made choices that were not planned by Fate.

[Schmidty]

Should I post angry things in this thread? If I were to do so, it get ridiculouser

[Greyroofoo]

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=44607&highlight=dola

I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up in this thread yet.

[EagleFan]

LOL, shouldn't HA threads generally get a Troll or Asshat label to warn any new forum members that they will contain no actual content. I think this guy got beat up a few too many times in school.

[NickSaban]

ok. what the hell does dola mean?

[Joe]

http://www2.wcoil.com/~adanet/dolah.html

[Grammaticus]

Dola
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In Polish mythology, Dola are the protective spirits which embody human fate. They can appear in the guises of a god, a cat, a man, a mouse, or a woman. They have their own preferences and provinces; and they would hound you if you made choices that were not planned by Fate.
Someone needs to update Wikipedia to add the FOFC version of Dola.

[Joe]

Someone needs to update Wikipedia to add the FOFC version of Dola.

sounds like a job for HA

[ice4277]

Did he have to buy it dinner first?

Wouldn't that just be considered buying the double meat version?

[saldana]

ok. what the hell does dola mean?


http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=3557&highlight=dolamite

post 17 pretty much sums it all up, including this thread.