Is it Mongooses or Mongeese? and other English unknowns.

[Easy Mac]

Just wondering what's right?

And who would win in a fight, a mongoose or a badger?

And why is sheep plural and singular? When I tell someone I've screwed sheep, I want them to be able to distinguish between how many, not just one.

Should I laugh when I hear Prince of "Whales"? And are their Lords of Dolphins?

Whats perplexing you?

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
When I tell someone I've screwed sheep, I want them to be able to distinguish between how many, not just one.

Singular: I've screwed a sheep.

plural: I've screwed sheep.


Thanks for letting us know which one it is.

[Draft Dodger]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
Just wondering what's right?

And who would win in a fight, a mongoose or a badger?

And why is sheep plural and singular? When I tell someone I've screwed sheep, I want them to be able to distinguish between how many, not just one.

Should I laugh when I hear Prince of "Whales"? And are their Lords of Dolphins?

Whats perplexing you?

these wont get you back up on the big quote board

[McSweeny]

why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? huh?

[Fritz]

Easy Mac is obviously on the low grade weed tonight

[Easy Mac]

Just had sex, so Im a little out of it.

Thankfully the sheep, errr, my girlfriend left already. Sorry, she's just a little wooly in places sometimes, so i get confused. :p

[kid_dynamite]

how about thaw and unthaw?

gonna go and thaw the chicken or are you gonna go and unthaw the chicken?

weird so basically unthaw means freeze

give that a thought :)

[Easy Mac]

You unthaw the chicken (amongst other things...)

The chicken is thawed. Thats how I use it.

[cthomer5000]

I don't think unthaw is a real word. Our language has weired uses of prefixes. And sometimes only the prefixed word seems to exist:

good
Debone ~ bone
Detoxify ~ toxify


no good
Deny ~ ny
Debate ~ bate

[cthomer5000]

just checked dictionary.com:

thaw and unthaw are synonyms.... shouldn't this be illegal?



"Inflammable means flammable? Boy, what a country!"

[Easy Mac]

Why is it called cum if its always going?

[Draft Dodger]

Originally posted by Fritz
Easy Mac is obviously on the low grade weed tonight

you're one to talk.

[McSweeny]

so thaw=unthaw? better call the english police


and no, not scotland yard

[Rich1033]

Taken from another website...

Proof: Girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money :-

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that time is money :-

Time = Money

Therefore :-

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = (Money)^2

And because 'money is the root of all evil'

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
Girls = Evil

[Rich1033]

Dola,

Now the perplexing part...

How can something evil feel so good?

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
Just wondering what's right?

And who would win in a fight, a mongoose or a badger?

Definately a badger...


And why is sheep plural and singular? When I tell someone I've screwed sheep, I want them to be able to distinguish between how many, not just one.


Say you screwed many sheep to emphasize what a sheepstud you are


Should I laugh when I hear Prince of "Whales"? And are their Lords of Dolphins?


Is Harry the Prince of Wales, he's got more cash than you or I, and he'll get more quality poon than anyone on this board's lifetime...


The plural of mongoose, is mongooses.

Thank-you, next question.

[SplitPersonality1]

"You don't know jack" means you don't know anything.
"You know jack" means ... you don't know anything.

"You don't know jack" = "You know jack."

Very confusing.

[Alf]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
When I tell someone I've screwed sheep, I want them to be able to distinguish between how many, not just one.


Why don't you screw goats like evryone else :rolleyes: