Carrot with a vagina? buy one now!

[McSweeny]

Step right up! See the freakish female carrot! It can be yours for the right price!

Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910059963&category=1469)


doh! all fixed

[Qwikshot]

I couldn't get the link to work...(actually I'm embarressed to admit this).

[McSweeny]

doh

[SplitPersonality1]

$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!?

What is wrong with people. :confused:

[Lathum]

How exactlly did you find this? Were you searching for vagina's on Ebay?

[Tarkus]

Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!?

What is wrong with people. :confused:
And there's still more than 7 days to go in the bidding. :rolleyes:

Tarkus

[bbor]

Ehhhhh.....what's up doc?

[couriers]

Originally posted by Lathum
How exactlly did you find this? Were you searching for vagina's on Ebay?

Exactly

[cthomer5000]

Hey, I usually get a pretty good price for vagina's on ebay. Cut the guy some slack.

[McSweeny]

my buddy sent me the link, he's always buying something or other on ebay so i assume he stumbled across it and laughed his ass off

[Easy Mac]

No offense to your "friend", but you just don't stumble upon a vaginal carrot.

[McSweeny]

hahaha.... really he had the link in his profile on AIM!

[Kevin]

City folks will buy anything. Dig up a field of carrots and you'll find hundreds like that.

[ShovelMonkey]

...$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!?


Actually it's up to $49 now.

[Qwikshot]

Gotta love capitalism...

[McSweeny]

fuck it, or be fucked with it... the ultimate sex toy

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by McSweeny
fuck it, or be fucked with it... the ultimate sex toy

That is a little too much info...

[McSweeny]

oh you know you were thinking the same thing

[Swaggs]

Ugh...I passed this thread up all day yesterday but couldn't hold off today. Now I wish I had.

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by McSweeny
oh you know you were thinking the same thing

Actually I was hoping that it was diehard feminists buying it for their shocking but provacative art collection...

[JeeberD]

Holy crap!!! The top bid is up to $1025! I wonder how easy it is to place fake bids on e-bay, because surely nobody's going to spend a grand on a damn carrot...

[illinifan999]

Yeah, plus the guy has 0 feedback, and probably joined just to bid a ridiculus amount, and probably won't pay it. Still too funny that people would want it.

[korme]

I'd eat it.

[McSweeny]

eat the carrot i assume ;)

[mckerney]

Is this really so odd? I mean, how many of you didn't have your dad drill a hole in a cantaloupe, put lip stick around the hole and tell you to go as far as you good with it when he thought you were ready to learn about girls?

Oddly enough, this is when my parents made me start living in the garage. I mean, my dad never told me not to put it back in the refrigerator when I was done, how was I supposed to know?

[tucker342]

the top bid is up to 8000 dollars!!!! I hope who ever bid that high is just kidding, cause otherwise that's pretty pathetic.

[Blackadar]

Couldn't we let this thread die a merciful death?

[astralhaze]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
No offense to your "friend", but you just don't stumble upon a vaginal carrot.

Nope. Usually you mount it. Hey, thank you very much everyone, be sure to tip your waitress.

[Tarkus]

:D Current bid is US $1,000,099.99 Somebody's messing with this one.

Tarkus

[McSweeny]

Originally posted by astralhaze
Nope. Usually you mount it. Hey, thank you very much everyone, be sure to tip your waitress.

:rolleyes:

[illinifan999]

This guy should jsut cancel all the bids by the one guy that keeps pushing it that high.

[AnalBumCover]

$1,000,099.99 for a vagina carrot? Either someone's playing a cruel joke or we have one really lonely millionaire.

ABC

[BFleming]

I bid $1 mil....but I just refuse to spend the extra $100...j/k

[JeeberD]

Up to $5,500,100. Sigh...

It's weird though, the most recent bidders have all sorts of positive feedback. I guess even good people do stupid things sometimes...

[illinifan999]

It's at 69 million. We should start a bet to see who can guess the final bid price.;)

250,000,000

[Barkeep49]

I hope that this guy selling it is able to get something out of it because it's really too bad that these jokers have messed around with his acution so much.

I say final price of 980 million

[tucker342]

it's up to 99,999,999. I bet it goes higher than one billion.

[Airhog]

its upto 99,999,999.00