Crop Duster

[jbmagic]

Are you a crop duster or know anybody that a Crop Duster at your work?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop+dusting

[Philliesfan980]

This should be interesting.

[Toddzilla]

I'm not so much a Crop Duster as a guy who will go to your office or cube with bad intentions.

[Ksyrup]

I regularly crop dust blackjack tables.

[Greyroofoo]

Yes, he's an asshole

[MikeVic]

I didn't know there was a word for it! I crop dust everywhere I go!

[spleen1015]

Absolutely!

[Easy Mac]

my dog is a crop duster, and that is some horrible pesticides

[MizzouRah]

Do you know where I can find crop duster?

[ice4277]

Do you know where I can find crop duster?

What better crop dusting or Dutch Oven?

[WSUCougar]

Okay, now he's just messin' with us.

[MizzouRah]

Where is my crop dusting button?

[Pumpy Tudors]

what you do is buy one crop duster
if it doesnt work, you buy two crop dusters
keep doubling your crop dusters until they work. not 100% of all crop dusters are broke

[spleen1015]

This should be interesting.

Looks like it fell short.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Looks like it fell short.
all i'm saying is dont knock crop dusting til you try it.

[Ryche]

I have an uncle who died while crop dusting.

[CraigSca]

How's the AI in crop dusting?

[Eaglesfan27]

Too many pancakes can improve crop dusting.

[MikeVic]

Too many pancakes can improve crop dusting.

Preach on! I love pancakes, but have to avoid them becuase of this reason.

[JeeberD]

My old roommate used to crop dust tables that camped too long...

[saldana]

please stop crop dusting.

[Crim]

please stop crop dusting.

Winner.

[MizzouRah]

Winner.

That post was a work of art.

[Desnudo]

what you do is buy one crop duster
if it doesnt work, you buy two crop dusters
keep doubling your crop dusters until they work. not 100% of all crop dusters are broke

maybe you never crop dusted before. you need to learn how to crop dust before you buy crop dusters.

[Glengoyne]

It is better than the alternative.

Seriously, when you break wind in the privacy of your office, it is a sure bet that the hottest babe in the building will walk through your door.

[Lorena]

please stop crop dusting.

Fucking hilarious man!! :D :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

Seriously, when you break wind in the privacy of your office, it is a sure bet that the hottest babe in the building will walk through your door.
So true. :(

(at least that's what I'm told)

[KWhit]

Okay, now he's just messin' with us.

Yes.

[MikeVic]

What's it called when you crop dust in your own office/cube?

[Dr. Sak]

What's it called when you crop dust in your own office/cube?

Not smart. Unless you like the smell of your own fecal matter.

[MikeVic]

Not smart. Unless you like the smell of your own fecal matter.

I'm going so often though, that I'd have to spend the entire day out of my cube. When I sit in my chair now, there's a big release of bad air. :(

[Honolulu_Blue]

I had one glorious crop dusting moment when I nailed a table where these two women were smoking. I figured, they pollute my air, I'll pollute their's. It was a perfect shot as I walked by. When I hit the door on the way out I looked over my shoulder and they were giving me one hell of a nasty look. Usually the dust doesn't settle that fast...

[MikeVic]

I had one glorious crop dusting moment when I nailed a table where these two women were smoking. I figured, they pollute my air, I'll pollute their's. It was a perfect shot as I walked by. When I hit the door on the way out I looked over my shoulder and they were giving me one hell of a nasty look. Usually the dust doesn't settle that fast...

Nice!

[korme]

I love when the bars are packed because it's easy to crop dust- if sitting at the bar and you gotta fart, get up, walk through the crowd and return to your seat

[Dr. Sak]

I love when the bars are packed because it's easy to crop dust- if sitting at the bar and you gotta fart, get up, walk through the crowd and return to your seat

Make sure you cut the trail because if you don't the smell will follow your walk around and then settle right over you since you quit moving.

[cartman]

Silent But Deadly is best way to crop dust. Just make a poll, you'll see.

[ctmason]

Can't believe no one has mentioned the ultimate in avoiding crop dusting yet...

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[Karlifornia]

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[MikeVic]

AWESOME. We use those plastic cups here at work too. And I love that Mahna Mahna song.

[dime]

in Maximum Football, crop dusting can be done on a 120 yard field, in a dozen 5 minute periods.

[Dr. Sak]

Is that John Smoltz?

[StarBuck]

I notice people in stores tend to do it. And it's the worst too. Radioactive.