Yes, Yes We Do

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

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Redheads 'have more sex than blondes or brunettes'

20:14pm 15th August 2006 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/i/commentIconSm.gif (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400779&in_page_id=1770#StartComments)

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.

She said: "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex."

First thought when I read this article was how does one get a job as a sex researcher?

[Draft Dodger]

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

[Pumpy Tudors]

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.
Is this true? In that case, I might as well cancel my salon appointment for this weekend.

[Draft Dodger]

nah. black guys get laid no matter how goofy their hair looks. keep the appointment.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Ron Howard. Would you sleep with him?

Enough said.

[st.cronin]

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Really? You think CarrotTop isn't swimming in ass?

[spleen1015]

Don't most redheads have freckles. If so, it's got to be the freckles.

[Pumpy Tudors]

When I'm at FOFC, I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in asswhites.

[cuervo72]

I, for one, would like to dispute this claim!

[Draft Dodger]

Really? You think CarrotTop isn't swimming in ass?

well, he's a talented comedian, so he gets a pass.

[Ksyrup]

I thought the "swimming in ass" comment referred to his talent.

[Draft Dodger]

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Going off on a bit of a tangent here, would it be inappropriate for me to ask if Mrs. Draft Dodger has freckles? I'm not even thinking of redheads anymore. Now I'm just thinking of freckles.

Can I ask that?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.

We do not have uncontrollable tempers.






Bwaaaaahahahhaaa ok I can't even keep a straight face when I say that.

[saldana]

you all are slipping...i cant believe it took 9 posts to get to this...


Yes, Yes we do

pix pls k thx

[spleen1015]

Farrah, do you have lots of freckles?

[st.cronin]

Have you all ever noticed that when a girl is blessed with abundant freckles, frequently she is plotting some nefarious technique to get rid of them?

[Draft Dodger]

Going off on a bit of a tangent here, would it be inappropriate for me to ask if Mrs. Draft Dodger has freckles? I'm not even thinking of redheads anymore. Now I'm just thinking of freckles.

Can I ask that?

I bet you don't want to know the answer. she does. many.
one prominent one is sort of the "decider" as to whether a top is too low cut or not. (she'll often override that, though). another one...well, anyway.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I bet you don't want to know the answer. she does. many.
one prominent one is sort of the "decider" as to whether a top is too low cut or not. (she'll often override that, though). another one...well, anyway.
omg

[Draft Dodger]

you all are slipping...i cant believe it took 9 posts to get to this...

pix pls k thx

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Farrah, do you have lots of freckles?

I do not. I have light freckles across my nose, and some on my arms but my back, legs etc. maybe have one or two.

[Pumpy Tudors]

leg pix plz

[Draft Dodger]

omg

told you. I also have lots of freckles, in case you need to be cooled off.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

I'm saving it for when Playboy calls...

[Pumpy Tudors]

told you. I also have lots of freckles, in case you need to be cooled off.
Thanks, I can stop hunting around the office for Kleenex now.

[saldana]

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

i know,still had to try though.:)

[saldana]

I'm saving it for when Playboy calls...

you know, i heard Hef was planning a "Women of Internet Message Boards" issue.

[Arles]

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.
I think we have a winner!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I think we have a winner!

Shut up ass. :p

[Klinglerware]

how does one get a job as a sex researcher?

Spend 7 of the best years of your life in a Ph.D. program?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Spend 7 of the best years of your life in a Ph.D. program?
Wait, my wife spent 6 years in a Ph.D. program, and she's not a sex researcher. I told her to go for that extra year, but nooooooo.

[Draft Dodger]

Shut up ass. :p

96% and counting...

[st.cronin]

old joke: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead ... you get no sleep!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

old joke: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead ... you get no sleep!

More true than you know. ;)

[Pumpy Tudors]

i demand farrah leg pix

[rkmsuf]

i demand farrah leg pix


You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

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[PackerFanatic]

I think that picture ruins this entire thread.

[rkmsuf]

I think that picture ruins this entire thread.

Anne loves it. I can tell she gets freaky with it.

[rkmsuf]

Thanks, I can stop hunting around the office for Kleenex now.

Pumpy, I'll go all night.


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[Pumpy Tudors]

I ain't gonna complain about Kathy Griffin. I've been trying to get a Hot or Not poll about her for months now.

[rkmsuf]

I ain't gonna complain about Kathy Griffin. I've been trying to get a Hot or Not poll about her for months now.

I knew that would pump your nads.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I knew that would pump your nads.
Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

[rkmsuf]

Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

stop pumping your fist at me and getting all pumped up

[sabotai]

So the survey is basically saying that redheads are whores.

Noted.

[dbd1963]

I thought Farrah was going to call Arles "asswhite" and was disappointed.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I thought Farrah was going to call Arles "asswhite" and was disappointed.

I'm sorry. :( I'll do better next time.

[dbd1963]

You can't get much better than red heads and sex, though. You pretty much reached a pinnacle in this thread. I was asking for too much.

My wife is not a redhead, but ever since she turned 35.. oh dear.

[Julio Riddols]

Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

The defense bought the pump-fake.

[Lorena]

The defense bought the pump-fake.

:D

[Pumpy Tudors]

:(

[stevew]

What type of shoes did Dee Brown wear during that one dunk contest? I know they were Reebok's "The _____"

[saldana]

i demand farrah leg pix


i object to the showing of sexual nerves in a thread not labeled NSFW!!!

[oliegirl]

Well, I just spent a week at the beach, laying in the sun - which gave me a great tan and made my freckles pop out...and about 2 or 3 weeks ago I got a wild hair up my ass and decided to color my hair red...haven't started any fights with anyone lately, but give me a few minutes and I'm sure I can remedy that... ;)

[lighthousekeeper]

I guess another thing we can take from the article is that if our SWMBO's start dying their hair red, it's time to set an appointment with the camera crew from Cheaters.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I got a wild hair up my ass and decided to color my hair red
I don't really want to say it, so I'll just let everyone else figure out what I'm thinking.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I guess another thing we can take from the article is that if our SWMBO's start dying their hair red, it's time to set an appointment with the camera crew from Cheaters.

So what does it mean when your hair is already red, and you color it a different shade of red?

[Mac Howard]

So what does it mean when your hair is already red, and you color it a different shade of red?

That that "Yes, yes we do" is merely wishful thinking ? :)

[JeeberD]

It's well known that I have a thing for red-heads, and I'm proud to say that my fiancee' has promised to dye her hair red after the wedding. She's gone kinda strawberry blonde before, but never truly red.

I'm very excited. :)

[duckman]

I'm very excited. :)

You shouldn't be talking about your sexual nerves like that. Someone might get offended. ;)