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valinka563
08-20-2006, 09:08 PM
I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke
When i'm gone no one gets on cuz I won't let
Nobody press up and mess up to scene I set
I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn
But think about it then you'll understand
I'm just an addict addicted to music
Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it
Even if it's jazz on the quiet storm
I hook a beat up convert it in a hip-hop form
Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you see me in
Deep concentration cuz I'm no comedian
Jokers are wild if you wanna be tame
I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named
Another enemy, not even a friend of me
Cuz you'll get fried in the end if you pretend to be
Competing cuz I just put your mind on pause
And I can beat you when you compare my rhyme wit yours
I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stun
Remember me, the one you got your idea from
But soon you start to suffer but you only get rougher
When you start to stutter that's when you had enuff of
Biting it, I make you choke, you can't provoke
You can't cope, you should of broke cuz I ain't no joke

I got a question, it's serious as cancer
Who can keep the average dancer
Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
This is what we all sit down to write
You can't make it so you take it home, break it and bite
Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
Get the style down pack then it's time to switch
Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours
Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood chores
The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
When you come up to speak, don't even lie to me
You like to exaggerate, dream and imaginate
Then change the rhyme around, that can aggravate me
So when you see me come up, freeze
Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's
They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that
They who think wrong are they who can't do that
Style that I'm doing, they might ruin
Patterns of paragraphs based on you and
Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play
Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
Play 'em, so I'ma have to dis and broke
You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke

I hold the microphone like a grudge
B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
I nominated my DJ the presdient
When I'm senile, people freestyle, going steadily
So pucker up and whistle my melody
But whatever you do, don't miss one
They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
Before you know it, you're following and fiending
Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
Save it, put it in your pocket for later
Cuz I'm moving the crowd and be a record fader
No interruptions and the mic is broke
When I'm gone, then you can joke
Cuz everything is real on a serious tip
Keep playing and I varies quick
And take you for a walk through hell
Feed your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
Guide you out of triple stage darkness
When it get dark again then I'ma spark this
Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
And I'm finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke.

st.cronin
08-20-2006, 09:09 PM
in

stevew
08-20-2006, 09:09 PM
Hey, welcome to the forum.

stevew
08-20-2006, 09:10 PM
Sounds like you would be a perfect match for a certain poster I know here.

Philliesfan980
08-20-2006, 09:12 PM
pix pls thks

DaddyTorgo
08-20-2006, 09:12 PM
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DaddyTorgo
08-20-2006, 09:13 PM
although what are the odds this isn't a gag? seems like it'd take a lot of effort to signup to this forum for something like this...

JPhillips
08-20-2006, 09:13 PM
Valinka, you told me you loved me. What the fuck is this? I left my wife and child for you and now you pull this shit? I hope you get hit by a bus.

WARNING: DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!!! Valinka is a bitch that will leave you homeless and horny.

Galaxy
08-20-2006, 09:13 PM
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stevew
08-20-2006, 09:14 PM
why you no call me.

I call you and ask you to dinner and pay. then you not return calls

bitch

Philliesfan980
08-20-2006, 09:15 PM
Valinka, see how hot and bothered you got us by your tempting message.

please stop causing problems

Swaggs
08-20-2006, 09:36 PM
All your woman are belong to us...

cthomer5000
08-20-2006, 10:02 PM
snakes on a plane

MizzouRah
08-20-2006, 10:31 PM
Paid in Full is better.

Greyroofoo
08-20-2006, 10:31 PM
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Joe
08-20-2006, 10:33 PM
Sounds like you would be a perfect match for a certain poster I know here.


FN?

Lorena
08-20-2006, 10:45 PM
Vote DaddyTorgo

Yet another 1 post ban. Someone must be really bored or something to create all these new accounts

Crim
08-21-2006, 12:10 AM
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SnowMan
08-21-2006, 02:31 AM
whew i made it in

Poli
08-21-2006, 02:43 AM
In before the lock.

Julio Riddols
08-21-2006, 06:57 AM
Hey, sweet.. I don't make it til all of you have all ready run all up in here and shot your loads.

I mean, "posted your messages".

You all posted your messages right in her face, and that is what I get to look at while I follow suit.