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rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 02:52 PM
Gentlemen, ever take a leak and just jump the gun on zipping up? You get that final dribble that can cause a discoloration on the slacks. They need to install hair dryers next to the urinal for this case.

dbd1963
08-23-2006, 02:57 PM
Damn I just noticed this after taking some B vitamins. That'll brighten up yor pee..

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 02:58 PM
Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 03:01 PM
dola

out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that at least 10 of you have been pee stainers.

Ksyrup
08-23-2006, 03:03 PM
Gentlemen, ever take a leak and just jump the gun on zipping up? You get that final dribble that can cause a discoloration on the slacks. They need to install hair dryers next to the urinal for this case.

Clever misdirection.

gottimd
08-23-2006, 03:03 PM
Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

rkmsuf has a vagina.

Pumpy Tudors
08-23-2006, 03:03 PM
dola

out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that at least 10 of you have been pee stainers.
You really think people would admit that? I know you're not a fool.

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 03:03 PM
Clever misdirection.

If you are trying to say I have a vagina I take great offense to this.

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 03:04 PM
You really think people would admit that? I know you're not a fool.

Hey, we are all friends here.

WVUFAN
08-23-2006, 03:05 PM
Gee, thanks. Now I'll never be able to listen to Careless Whisper without thinking this subject title again.


Then again, I don't plan on listening to George Michaels anytime soon, so the whole point is moot ...

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 03:05 PM
Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

rkmsuf has a vagina.

More amazing is somehow you have an office.

korme
08-23-2006, 03:05 PM
dola

out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that all 20 of you have been pee stainers.

Fixed.

Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

By far my biggest public restroom pet peeve. I always seem to lean up against the counter to wash my hands when it is wet. WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS WET?

Ksyrup
08-23-2006, 03:06 PM
If you are trying to say I have a vagina I take great offense to this.

No. The original post intimates that you are a pee stainer, but is crafted so as to try to get others to admit to an act that you have not directly admitted to in this thread.

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 03:07 PM
No. The original post intimates that you are a pee stainer, but is crafted so as to try to get others to admit to an act that you have not directly admitted to in this thread.

Oh I admit. I came right from the bathroom sporting a big ole wetness and crafted this thread. Pee stainers unite.

Ksyrup
08-23-2006, 03:10 PM
Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

rkmsuf has a vagina.

What's even worse than that is having the wet counter splash on your pants, but you've got to go to a meeting, so you speed up the drying process by grabbing some paper towels, going back into the stall, and furiously wiping at the wet stains. Then your boss comes into the bathroom, hears the sound, and thinks someone is beating off in the restroom. A minute later you come out of the stall and he gives you one of those looks. Then you realize you can't walk out of a stall and not wash your hands, so you go through the process again, but you're so unnerved by what just occurred that you end up splashing yourself again, and the boss walks out shaking his head.

I hate when that happens!

WVUFAN
08-23-2006, 03:10 PM
. Pee stainers unite.

Do we get to form a union?

Kodos
08-23-2006, 03:11 PM
Gee, thanks. Now I'll never be able to listen to Careless Whisper without thinking this subject title again.


Then again, I don't plan on listening to George Michaels anytime soon, so the whole point is moot ...

Well I guess it would be nice, if I could use the potty
Without getting water all over me.

gottimd
08-23-2006, 03:11 PM
More amazing is somehow you have an office.

Its the size of Wisconsin.

rkmsuf
08-23-2006, 03:11 PM
Well I guess it would be nice, if I could use the potty
Without getting water all over me.

What is this a George Michael pee lyric festival?

dbd1963
08-23-2006, 03:12 PM
I don't think that works as a misdirection. If you had never done it, you wouldn't bring it up.

The proper denial is "what the hell are you talking about?"

And I'm such a caveman that I didn't even KNOW this happened until the B-vites. I keep well hyrdrated so it's usually colorless. I've been standing around in my own pee for decades, unknowing.

Often I'd wear a pair of underwear for more than one day, too. I'm going to reconsider this policy now..

stevew
08-23-2006, 03:12 PM
You people need to lighten up and stop cyber-bullying rksmurf and his pee stained trousers.

stevew
08-23-2006, 03:14 PM
I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

gottimd
08-23-2006, 03:15 PM
I thought this thread as about my newborn cousin who is having trouble getting all of his baby food in his mouth.

WVUFAN
08-23-2006, 03:19 PM
You people need to lighten up and stop cyber-bullying rksmurf and his pee stained trousers.

For whatever reason, I immediately thought this would be a Harry Potter book title: Harry Potter and the Pee-Stained Trousers.

MikeVic
08-23-2006, 03:21 PM
I hate both! Pee staining... it's gotten to a point where I just stand at the urinal longer every single time, and shake out any possible last drops.

As for the wet counter... it usually does look worse than a pee staining, but I feel less embarassed because at least I know it's not pee.

Anyone ever have this happen to them:
You wash your hands while someone else is washing theirs. They finish before you, and as they turn away from you to head towards a hand towel/hand dryer, they shake their hands of water towards you... BUT, you just turned towards the hand towel/hand dryer at that moment too. So now you hve splashes of water on your pants.

Do you rabbit punch the guy? Inform him of what he's done? Just ignore it?

Passacaglia
08-23-2006, 03:22 PM
Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

First thing I thought of when I read the thread title. But I was thinking of basketball.

korme
08-23-2006, 03:22 PM
I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

Close the thread now. LOL

dbd1963
08-23-2006, 03:23 PM
Criminy, I just did a test, and you can't just knock the end of offending member a few times and expect that to take care of the problem. No sooner do you put the bastard away than he starts yellowing up your bleach-white boxer briefs. Why wasn't this taught in junior high?

Somebody needs to start a public service campaign. I'm going to take a long shower now.

DanGarion
08-23-2006, 06:19 PM
If it dries away is it really a stain?

Buccaneer
08-23-2006, 06:29 PM
Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.



Yes.

Buccaneer
08-23-2006, 06:32 PM
Also, since I wear jeans all of the time, I hate the ones that were not stone-washed (or whatever the hell they do now) uniformally. Some of the ones have a dark blue splotched right over the zipper area making it look like a permanent pee stain.

Groundhog
08-23-2006, 06:43 PM
Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

I really shoulda shaked again
zipped too soon and got a pee stain

Lorena
08-23-2006, 06:46 PM
I am strangely fascinated by this thread.

Eaglesfan27
08-23-2006, 06:53 PM
I am strangely fascinated by this thread.

Pee stain envy.

rkmsuf
08-24-2006, 07:56 AM
I really shoulda shaked again
zipped too soon and got a pee stain


Good work.

As a side note is see a female has entered the arena. The pants pee staining women are the ones you really need to watch out for.

gottimd
08-24-2006, 07:58 AM
Good work.

As a side note is see a female has entered the arena. The pants pee staining women are the ones you really need to watch out for.

http://www.y101hits.com/articles/images/fergie_pee.jpg

rkmsuf
08-24-2006, 08:01 AM
that's hot

stevew
08-24-2006, 08:01 AM
http://www.y101hits.com/articles/images/fergie_pee.jpg
How come every time you come around my london london bridge want to get drowned?

Butter
08-24-2006, 08:05 AM
Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

I considered this before even opening the thread. I will admit to no such urinal staining, however.

Greyroofoo
08-24-2006, 04:06 PM
all i know is that I have to be extra extra careful when I'm drunk

Noble_Platypus
08-24-2006, 04:33 PM
Often I'd wear a pair of underwear for more than one day, too. I'm going to reconsider this policy now..

It took you noticing piss stains in your underwear to change them every day?
That shold be common practice even if you dont dribble

dbd1963
08-24-2006, 05:08 PM
It took you guys a DAY to start hammering me? I think jb has you all rattled..

sterlingice
08-24-2006, 09:12 PM
I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

Awesome :D

SI