Dee's Nuts Girls Wanted!

[Ben E Lou]

My wife has begun the process of job-hunting in the new town, and she ran across this one. Just wow.

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Dee's Nuts Girls Wanted! ($50/Hr) Are you looking for an exciting opportunity? We are seeking ladies (18-25) who want to represent the world's first cleavage filtered nut company. NO JOKE! Responsibilities include media interviews, appearances, photo shoots and other promotional events. Must be comfortable in tank tops and swimwear. If you are interested in being a Dee's Nuts girl, e-mail us at careers AT deessaltynuts DOT com. Visit www DOT deessaltynuts DOT com for more information.
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top" width="30%">Posted on: </td> <td align="left" valign="top">09/06/2006</td></tr></tbody></table>http://static.prod-a.careersite.com/base/images/space.gifhttp://static.prod-a.careersite.com/base/images/space.gif <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td class="tabletext" align="left" valign="top">Hourly Wage: $20 - $50</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

[dervack]

They sure look tasty.

[MizzouRah]

Who's nuts?

[WSUCougar]

Cleavage filtered nut company?

[Maple Leafs]

Cleavage filtered nut company?
Yes?

Oh, sorry, thought you were talking to me. That was my high school nickname.

[MikeVic]

So is she applying?

[JonInMiddleGA]

hxxp://www.deesassortednuts.com/aboutus.php

(Nothing too risque there, but ... ya never know)

Growing up on a pecan farm in Georgia and raised in the nut industry, founder Willy "Dee" McGehee has seen it all in the business. Bored of the ordinary nuts being consumed by the public, the time came to make a change. The saga began when an errant nut fell between the ample cleavage of a female friend. He ate the nut and discovered the hallowed journey had somehow made it tastier. Now Dee's cycles every nut between the breasts of a beautiful woman.

[Galaxy]

So is she applying?

Pics please....:D

[JediKooter]

Probably better than chocolate salty balls.

[CraigSca]

I wonder about the economies of scale regarding this process. How many hours can a girl filter pecans? Won't her skin get all red and stuff?

Will we soon hear about Pecan Filtering Cleavage Syndrome? This just makes no sense to me.

[GrantDawg]

How'd her interview go? :)

[sterlingice]

...

I really have nothing that can be added to this...

SI

[DaddyTorgo]

$20-$50 AN HOUR??

shit...count me in. at $50 an hour that's 6 figures bitches.

[Greyroofoo]

does man-cleavage count?

[FBPro]

does man-cleavage count?

Not in my book, YMMV however.

Back to the original subject, it is a unique concept I'd say.

[NoMyths]

Told my girlfriend about this one, but I think she's decided to pass on her opportunity to be a cleavage spokesperson. :)