I'm muthafucking hardcore

[Izulde]

And my niggas straight up know
That I'm so hard a nigga cant' say no
But them bitches up in they prettybois
Gotta fuck they messed up toys
Bitch I say fuck that wonky shit
Cuz I be up in yo skanky clit
And rockin yo fine ass titties
Fuckin them harder than New York City
Yo I rime like a motherfuckin dog
but that okay cuz my frat name Snoop Dogg

[kingfc22]

Uhh. okay

[Galaxy]

Did you drink that perfume?

[st.cronin]

I'm a swimsuit model.

[Maple Leafs]

Um, Hell Atlantic, I think you logged in with the wrong account.

[Izulde]

hahha acorinin you a dude and I don' rock with them cocks yo cuz i'm all about them titty boondocks hat't oskay tho if you gay that just not how snoop dogg play

[Pumpy Tudors]

I can just imagine Izulde's house, where the men are men, and the women are men.

[st.cronin]

I'm almost positive that Izulde has started a thread just like this in the past, but I'm too lazy to search.

[duckman]

Could someone please post that pick of him on the bed?

[Izulde]

LOL dude that was just me fucking around the pic on the bed... I'm so straight I make a rectangle look like... not right angles d00d.

[duckman]

And my niggas straight up know
That I'm so hard a nigga cant' say no
But them bitches up in they prettybois
Gotta fuck they messed up toys
Bitch I say fuck that wonky shit
Cuz I be up in yo skanky clit
And rockin yo fine ass titties
Fuckin them harder than New York City
Yo I rime like a motherfuckin dog
but that okay cuz my frat name Snoop Dogg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Izulde/Picture141.jpg.

[timmynausea]

And my niggas straight up know
That I'm so hard a nigga cant' say no
But them bitches up in they prettybois
Gotta fuck they messed up toys
Bitch I say fuck that wonky shit
Cuz I be up in yo skanky clit
And rockin yo fine ass titties
Fuckin them harder than New York City
Yo I rime like a motherfuckin dog
but that okay cuz my frat name Snoop Dogg

Please stop causing 99 problems.

[k0ruptr]

I think this is supposed to go in the drunk guy thread...

[Izulde]

But in truth I am too lazy to click on Drunk Guy thread and 1/2 liter of UV vodka is no obstacle to one of tolerance such as mine. :)

[Izulde]

i am unloveable unloved :( no one loves me save for in platonic way :(((((((

[Izulde]

silence abounds :( my crystal prizson :(

[k0ruptr]

you teh suck...

but i guess i can give you a break, since your a white sox fan

[CraigSca]

You know, this brings up an interesting point. I just read an article that more and more African American men are participating in sex with other men, but they're not calling themselves gay. Apparently it's called "getting the low down" or "getting down low" or something like that.

I'm just sayin'.

[stevew]

I believe it's "on the down low."

[CraigSca]

Ah, thanks!

[Mustang]

If you had gay sex with Wally from Leave it to Beaver it would be 'Getting a Dow Load"



I don't even know why I contributed to this thread...

[bulletsponge]

I'm a swimsuit model.

pics plz ;)

[Izulde]

1/2 empty stomach + 1/2 liter of UV Green = Not Good.

And that, ladies and gents, is this Saturday morning's lesson.

[Oilers9911]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Izulde/Picture141.jpg.

A Star Wars poster, what a shock.

[Izulde]

A Star Wars poster, what a shock.

I really need to take pictures of my new room.

[gottimd]

1/2 empty stomach + 1/2 liter of Zima = Not Good.

fixed.

[Mustang]

I really need to take pictures of my new room.

Why, Lord of the Rings Posters now?

[sachmo71]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Izulde/Picture141.jpg.

Oh, just a note...when you are that hairy, the Van Dyke does not help. Take it from me. :)

[DaddyTorgo]

izulde...you're about as hardcore as K-Fed.

[Izulde]

Oh, just a note...when you are that hairy, the Van Dyke does not help. Take it from me. :)

Yeah, except it's a bitch shaving when I've got this mole on my chin that I cut open last time I went to something other than a Van Dyke (handlebar moustache, which made me look 45 and Southern).

I've thought about shaving the moustache off and keeping the beard part of it, but whenever I shave the 'stache part off, it looks really ugly.

I know I can't go completely clean-shaven because when I do, I lose all definition in my face.

[Lorena]

pics plz ;)

You wanna see st. cronin in a swimsuit?

Actually, so do I http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/045.gif

[st.cronin]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4916/dsc02073ou9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Schmidty]

Boring and stupid. Trying too hard sucks.

[Schmidty]

Boring and stupid. Trying too hard sucks.

You are so mean-spirited. And you try too hard.

[Izulde]

In other news, I shaved my moustache off a couple hours but kept the beard part of the Van Dyke.

[st.cronin]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8422/dsc02266ax6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[st.cronin]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9582/dsc02591tv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[st.cronin]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3061/dsc01949pj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[stevew]

I found this somewhere..

http://hardcoreizulde.ytmnd.com/

[CraigSca]

This thread makes me want to run off and pick blackberries.