This is Truly the End of the World...

[Ksyrup]

...if true, of course.

hxxp://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/dustin_diamond_has_a_sex_tape.html

From the link above:



I really hope this isn't true, but Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) supposedly has (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html) a 40-minute sex tape in which he engages in a threesome with two women and even performs a Dirty Sanchez (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez). Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."The working title for the sex tape is "Saved by the Smell," but they should consider changing it to "The Last Video You Will Ever Watch" and then package a gun with every copy of the tape, so that after you watch it you can blow out your own brains. Because after you see a naked Screech wiping a women's upper lip with her own feces I can't imagine your brain could be thinking anything other than self termination. Kill the body to save the mind.

[GrantDawg]

No pics pls, thanks.

[Flasch186]

ROFLMAO

[rkmsuf]

Word on the street is that Screech is very large down there. North of 10 inches.

Anywho, this sounds like fantastic cinema.

[Noble_Platypus]

Word on the street is that Screech is very large down there. North of 10 inches.

Anywho, this sounds like fantastic cinema.

It horrifies me that you walk streets where info like that is available

[rkmsuf]

It horrifies me that you walk streets where info like that is available

People are talking.

[stevew]

This is the least suprising news ever.

[Noble_Platypus]

People are talking.

Maybe you should think about not talking to people who have watched the screetch sex tape and then felt the need to discuss it

[rkmsuf]

Maybe you should think about not talking to people who have watched the screetch sex tape and then felt the need to discuss it

It's not out yet. No bootlegs on the street yet.

[Noble_Platypus]

I am sure we can count on you to let us know when they do hit the streets since you seem to be on top of it. I also will look for your movie review to be posted on the board.

[WSUCougar]

I feel nauseous.

[Toddzilla]

I'm sure it's better than the Madeline Albright / Janet Reno sex tape.

[rkmsuf]

40 minutes? Great googly-moogly. Screech is a playa.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

......since you seem to be on top of it.

On top of what exactly? Does this have something to do with the Screech porno?

[Noble_Platypus]

Well, rkmsuf does seem to know alot about the subject

[Noble_Platypus]

How he came by this knowledge is anybodies guess

[rkmsuf]

Well, rkmsuf does seem to know alot about the subject

Is that wrong? I'm well versed in jbmagic as well.

[spleen1015]

I heard about Dustin and his manhood as well. I think it was a CNN headline at some point.

[cartman]

I'm going to invest heavily in the "eye bleach" sector.

[Bearcat729]

I heard about Dustin and his manhood as well. I think it was a CNN headline at some point.

It started on Howard Stern when he went on for his last effort to save him from being evicted.

[stevew]

Apparently he didnt sell enough dshirts, so he had to resort to porn. Cartman made the right call way back in june.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1169544&postcount=20

[spleen1015]

It started on Howard Stern when he went on for his last effort to save him from being evicted.

Yeah, I think that is it. I think that was mentioned over in OOTP OT.

[bulletsponge]

whats a dirty sanchez?

[kurtism]

Great, now Screech joins Cartman's mom in the "booming" German schiesse film market...

[spleen1015]

whats a dirty sanchez?

Google is your friend.

[cartman]

Apparently he didnt sell enough dshirts, so he had to resort to porn. Cartman made the right call way back in june.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1169544&postcount=20

http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-813.jpg

[bulletsponge]

omg Cartman! http://www.smileyhut.com/friends/cheers1.gif

[bulletsponge]

i hope you sent in the 35$ to earn your psychic certificate

[DanGarion]

Damn I thought you were going to say....

'PEOPLE LOST POSTS!!!!!!

[Logan]

How he came by this knowledge is anybodies guess

That's some great innuendo.

[rkmsuf]

stuntcock in the house!



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Screech scandal looks
to be a lengthy affair






Dustin (Screech) Diamond

The fig leaves are falling off unlikely sex-tape star Dustin (Screech) Diamond.

Ever since we broke the news that the former "Saved by the Bell" nerd had a video romp with two women, Diamond has claimed he was shocked — shocked! — that the tape had found its way to the Internet.

Diamond has said the video was a private reel he'd made four years ago on a dare from some poker buddies. "We tried to stop it," Diamond said recently on "The Dr. Keith Ablow Show."

But Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who brokered the deal with Red Light District Video, says he's tired of Diamond's "charade" — and tired of getting dissed by him on TV.

"Dustin was in on this deal from the start," Schmidt tells us. "He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it."

Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond's signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, "Let's make some money!"

Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive.

"I have reason to believe that is not Dustin's [manhood] in the movie," says the agent.

"You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public."

Diamond's girlfriend, Jennifer Misner, questions whether that's really his signature on the contract and claims Diamond gave in to Red Light because "there was no way to stop the tape once it hit the Internet."

Misner, who isn't on the tape, says she never would have let Diamond engage in his infamous "Dirty Sanchez" session with two women. But she's adamant that Diamond didn't use a stunt organ.

"That is all Dustin," she says. "I would definitely know. I'm proud of my man."

"Let him prove it," counters Schmidt. "I want to produce the evidence. Let's see if he measures up."

hxxp://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/486712p-409797c.html

[Butter]

Why did we have to resurrect this thread?

[rkmsuf]

Why did we have to resurrect this thread?

the stuntcock, man

[Ksyrup]

"The Dr. Keith Ablow Show."


This CAN'T be real!

[Subby]

PART OF ME WONDERS IF THIS MIGHT ALL BE SOME KIND OF PLOY IN ORDER TO PUT DIAMOND AND HIS SEX TAPE BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT!??

[Ksyrup]

"...If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public."


Can we get this in Al Sharpton's voice?

[Eaglesfan27]

"...If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public."


Can we get this in Al Sharpton's voice?


So many possible sound bites come to mind.

[DanGarion]

http://www.thermospas.com/SOG/jonathan/jennifer-jonathan-dustin.jpg