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st.cronin
09-30-2006, 10:45 PM
Dont you truly think we are a pair of quite good-looking girls? Well, I hope itlllast, but Im afraid it wont. The Marrs were new-comers in Summerside, having moved there from Charlottetown duringthe winter. Justfancy my feelings, Miss Shirley, if I suddenly found myselfbeautiful! Then she looked at her workand saw that it was good. When I go back toSummerside, twelve oclock will have struck for Cinderella. And isnt it really nice to think people will findsome pleasure in looking at us? Theother children in school used to call out Fire, when I came inwith one of those aprons on. Cousin Ernestine looked a little disappointed. But what could you expect from a Hamilton? I dont want to git my feet wet; Im so afraidof ammonia. But I think Im glad Judas mother didnt know he was to beJudas, said Anne softly. I wonder if they ever think of the judgment day. Rebecca Dew has such an odd way of putting things, complainedCousin Ernestine. Im afraid hes onlymarrying her to make her happy. I can just see his foolish, amiable face whilehe was listening to her. But nobody will ask me to dance andIll feel sarcastic and prejudiced and ashamed. The symptoms of diptheria andtonsillitis are exactly the same till the third day. Shes nothing but skimmilk pretending to be cream. His brother died of gallopingconsumption. Im afraid the world is gitting dreadful gay andgiddy. He just missed the meaning of the whole thing completely. You talk inthe language of the violets, Miss Shirley. Cousin Ernestine looked at her disapprovingly. Hes got a young wife and they say shes scandalously in love withhim.

Galaxy
09-30-2006, 10:47 PM
Uhhhhh.....

Joe
09-30-2006, 10:49 PM
Izulde is posting under the wrong name again

st.cronin
09-30-2006, 10:49 PM
Can anybody tell me what that means? That's an email which arrived a few minutes ago.

Poli
09-30-2006, 10:50 PM
sheputsthelotion ontheskin orelse shegets thehose.

JeeberD
09-30-2006, 10:50 PM
ag ain

Poli
09-30-2006, 10:51 PM
This post counts. :)

I still prefer my Aquafina email.

Galaxy
09-30-2006, 10:52 PM
Can anybody tell me what that means? That's an email which arrived a few minutes ago.

Was it from jbmagic or Izude?

st.cronin
09-30-2006, 10:53 PM
This post counts. :)

I still prefer my Aquafina email.

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Izulde
09-30-2006, 10:56 PM
My guess is this is someone's hackneyed effort at a romance novel.

From a quick scanning, I'd say it's set somewhere in the South in anywhere from the early 19th-turn of the 20th century, excepting the Civil War years, of course.

M GO BLUE!!!
09-30-2006, 11:00 PM
It means you should send your SS# to Nigeria.

Poli
09-30-2006, 11:03 PM
No, to Djibouti. I can handle that. Just send it to me,

Love,

AE

Glengoyne
10-01-2006, 12:59 AM
Was it from jbmagic or Izude?


My guess was Flasch.

MalcPow
10-01-2006, 01:01 PM
I get these all the time as well. Apparently the new awesome thing to do with spam is to put an excerpt from some piece of literature into an email (a quick googling seems to imply this one is from the Anne of Green Gables series) and attach a picture that says "HCMN: Greatest Stock Pick Ever!!!"

Sometimes they don't attach that picture. Silly spammers...

st.cronin
10-02-2006, 01:44 PM
Here's a good one:

Good Day,

After several attempt to reach you by phone,
I deemed it
necessary and urgent to notify you
finally about your outstanding
settlement of
your over due transfer.

I resumed duty recently as
policy harmonization chairman on public debt (West African Monitoring
Institution),
A committee set up by the WAMI under the able
presidency.
I am committed to upholding and defending the constitution
and laws of West African Monitoring Institution as well as achieving a
higher level of public safety and security through the prosecution of
criminals in the state.

The purpose of the committee among other is
to investigate,
verify and settle all outstanding debts owed and
Records
before me have revealed that your payment has not been
effected as a result of official negligence as many abnormalities had
happened in the Banks.

where some top official of the west african
banks Banks
collaborate with impostors who are carrying a fake
portfolios with levies misled and misguided about the position of your
fund and having the opportunity to extort money from you that made it
too longer up till date .

As we understand the difficulties of
economic time that
exist today and would like to repay this obligation
for your
plan designed to meet your budgetary need.

So be inform that
your payment has since being deposited
with corresponded BANK OF
AMERICA which in few days,
all payment transaction will be concluding
according
to the agreement and you will receive your payment through
a
cashier cheque or by wire transfer to your nominated bank
account from
our consolidated dollars account we have in USA.

The security of your
data and transactions is crucial to us,
we therefore apply one of the
best security standards
available (128 bit SSL); this (SSL) apply to
the business
relationship and supplement any agreements made by
individual contract.

Base on the information we received,
It is
mandatory and compulsory that you send $130 to our
loot office in
Republic of Benin for your NON IMMIGRANT
TRANSIT TAX you have to
forward your contact to the Below Address:

Dr MUNA ZALIKA
C/44
AKAPAKPA BENIN
Tele:(+229)-93-15-77-35
Email:info_payment_office@yahoo.
fr

For further advice on how you will send the $130 TO BENIN for the
programming, of the information in the micro chip compartment of
central which will comply with bank of America to effect the transferof
the fund exactly on the particular date or period (24hours)specified in
the transfer script text for the fund to be made available to you any
way you wish to receive it .

Considering the circumstances at hand,
you are advice not to accept any E-mail telephone calls that does not
come from this office this is to forestall new effort towards a
diversion of your payment.Accept our congratulations in advance.

Best
regards,

Dr Muna Zalika

Desnudo
10-02-2006, 02:48 PM
"that you send $130 to our
loot office in"

At least he's honest

spleen1015
10-02-2006, 02:59 PM
My dad told me once to never trust anyone named Muna. I bet he is trying to rip you off.

What bill could you have in West Africa anyway?

st.cronin
10-09-2006, 07:08 PM
Molly <[email protected]> to st.azzie
More options 9:14 am (8 hours ago)

Hire,
i am here s!itting in athe internet caffe. Found ayour email and
!
decided to write. I might be coming to your place in !14 days,
so I decided to email you. May be we can meet? I am 25 y.oa.
girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at [email protected]