I saw this commercial last night...

[Ksyrup]

I don't even remember what I was watching, but it was basically a text message-sex service. Blew my mind. So I guess we've graduated from phone sex with someone who at least sounds hot (in theory, and nevermind what they look like IRL) to text-sexing?

I've never really understood the excitement generated by cybersex (rhinos, robes, and wizard hats notwithstanding), but I couldn't believe that commercial. And it was on early in the evening, too...I just don't remember the channel (maybe Comedy Central). All I know is, I laughed my ass off as they showed 5 scantily-clad chicks lying in bed together crowded around 1 chick who was texting some guy paying like $2 a text message. I mean, at least with the phone, you're pretty much guaranteed a chick. But text messaging? They're probably paying homeless guys in half-used cigarettes to respond to these things.

Oh, I think the site was called cellflirts.com, IIRC.

Amazing.

[Brillig]

Actually, why pay someone - just write a program to respond to it.

Waitaminute.... got a business idea...

/scurries off

[bulletsponge]

i saw that comercial too. so funny they show hot babes all laying on a bed texting. LOL

what looser would do this?

[KevinNU7]

Is this covered by my unlimited SMS plan :)

[rkmsuf]

my luck I get jbmagic on the other end


"what better doggy style or missionary?"

[Simms]

Sorry, but I just can't see, "so wut r u wearing 2nite?" being terribly stimulating.

[rkmsuf]

J-Dogg: Wanna cyber?
Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg: What like gardening an shit?
Partner7: Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Partner7: is that it?
J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Partner7: ...
J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.

[Desnudo]

I'm pushing the numbers hard, real hard, right now

[mauchow]

I saw a new HEAD ON commercial that I wanted to bring up... some guy comes on and says something to the effect of: "I think your commercial is so annoying, but your product is great."

Brilliant move by HEAD ON. HEAD ON. HEAD ON.