Damn dogs

[Rizon]

So I spent Thanksgiving at my parents house. Had sex with the wife there, used protection.

Later I find out the damn dog DIGS the condom out of the garbage can and trots it all around the house.

Jeeze.

[k0ruptr]

uh. thats fucked up.

[Anthony]

So I spent Thanksgiving at my parents house. Had sex with the wife there, used protection.

Later I find out the damn dog DIGS the condom out of the garbage can and trots it all around the house.

Jizz.

fixed.

[cougarfreak]

So I spent Thanksgiving at my parents house. Had sex with the wife there, used protection.

Later I find out the damn dog DIGS the condom out of the garbage can and trots it all around the house.

Jeeze.

Could have been worse..........could have been the in laws.

[JonInMiddleGA]

LMAO.

That oughta be in a movie or something.

[DaddyTorgo]

i'll echo the "could have been worse" part of it.

also...how long have you been married?

[Schmidty]

That makes me want to vomit.

[bbor]

Could have been worse...you could have still had the condom on when they grabbed it.

[Anthony]

if i was a nasty person, i woulda said "that'll teach ya to ditch the condoms and just splooge in her face as a cheap and fun contraception alternative".


but i'm not a nasty person. *sigh*

[lighthousekeeper]

This thread is in Hell Atlantic's wheelhouse.

[kingfc22]

This thread is in Hell Atlantic's wheelhouse.

ROFL

[Philliesfan980]

Seriously, aren't dogs disgusting?

[Rizon]

Should I use the Withdrawal Method instead? What if I stained my parent's sheets or walls?

[Tekneek]

Hah. Guess you didn't have a lot of experience with hiding condoms as a teenager, eh? ;) I learned that it is a good idea to always have some other colored bag to put a used condom in before putting it in the trash...

Not that I am too proud of that, since I have a daughter now. :eek: At least I am wise to a few more tricks, I suppose.

[Coffee Warlord]

Birth control is your friend.

Further proof condoms are evil. :)

[klayman]

You feel bad, how about the dog? He's walking around with your used condom in his mouth.

[AZSpeechCoach]

Should I use the Withdrawal Method instead? What if I stained my parent's sheets or walls?

How powerful do you want us to assume you are? :D

[Rizon]

Should I have not used orange flavored? Maybe next time use regular? I'm surprised the dog likes orange.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Using a trasch can is a mistake - it's always a mistake. The toilet is the only option.

[Philliesfan980]

That thing will clog up the toilet. Bad idea.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Not if done properly. Years of experience.

[CU Tiger]

Wrap in TP then flush away....

Of couse if you have a septic tank, it will be humorous if they have to clean it out

[MizzouRah]

This thread needs stickied on the front page. :)

[Raiders Army]

Put her on the pill.

Oh yeah, was it ribbed for her pleasure?

[KWhit]

Birth control is your friend.

Further proof condoms are evil. :)


Yes. Yes.

[rkmsuf]

I'm still fascinated by the concern of hitting the wall.

[BrianD]

Put her on the pill.

Oh yeah, was it ribbed for her pleasure?

It was, but he wore it inside-out. He's selfish that way.

[Desnudo]

You're married, but still have to wear a condom?

[Eaglesfan27]

You're married, but still have to wear a condom?


Some women don't tolerate any of the various formulations of the pill/patch/injection well. Fortunately, usually some formulation will work well for most women.

[dervack]

And there are some women who are also allergic to the proteins in semen.

[willem]

He must have known there was a bone in there.

[Rizon]

You're married, but still have to wear a condom?

Wife has a pretty bad reaction to pills. I really hate condoms, though. Especially when the damn dog is gobbling on my nut.

[Logan]

Okay, I'm generally okay with the "vague subject line to FOFC threads" but this was one that really needed a "DOG IS RUNNING AROUND WITH MY USED CONDOM" title. It took me 2 days to read this accidentally.

Edit after reading Crim's post: This is a plea for change based on how I would've liked to have read this thread 2 days ago :).

Edit #2: I'll take klayman.

[Crim]

I, on the other hand, am rejoicing that I finally clicked on this thread. lighthousekeeper is the early frontrunner in this one, I'm thinking.

[Desnudo]

Wife has a pretty bad reaction to pills. I really hate condoms, though. Especially when the damn dog is gobbling on my nut.

The Ladies Man has a suggestion.

[rkmsuf]

Maybe you need to incorporate the dog into your love making.

[Subby]

The Ladies Man has a suggestion.
Totally agree. If you fuck your dog in the ass I bet it will NEVER EVER embarrass you like that again.

You have to show 'em who's boss!

[Subby]

Oh...Ladies Man

Nevermind...

[MizzouRah]

Totally agree. If you fuck your dog in the ass I bet it will NEVER EVER embarrass you like that again.

You have to show 'em who's boss!

:D

[klayman]

Either way the dog ends up getting screwed!

/won't somebody please think of the dogs

[M GO BLUE!!!]

http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/attachments/Homer&Friend.jpg

[Buccaneer]

Maybe you need to incorporate the dog into your love making.

The Aristocrats!

[Lorena]

I am strangely fascinated by this thread.

[Rizon]

I want to change the title of this thread, but I have not the powers.

So I will post a picture of the culprit in action instead:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Sparky35b.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

oh god

[Logan]

You might've went too far this time.

[ISiddiqui]

Is he available for parties?