Face the Board: Quiksand

[Barkeep49]

Normally our FTB schedule will run:
Thur-Mon -- Ask Questions
Mon-Tues -- Questions are answered
Wed -- Answers are posted to the front page.

Rinse & repeat.

To kick things off, however, I decided to run a little extra while in the question period. And perhaps it's because of the high esteem that so many people have for our first FTB participant. I'm going to save further introduction for the actual frontpage writeup. But for now feel free to post your questions you would like that computer of a guy, Quiksand, to answer.

[Barkeep49]

So I'll start with a couple of boring questions:

How did you first hear about FOFC and Front Office Football?

[Eaglesfan27]

Besides QB, what do you think is the most important position in FOF 2007?

[Ben E Lou]

Has becoming a father changed you, and if so, how?

[Subby]

Why do you insist on spending more than $100 for fashionable dress shirts?

[Vince]

What's it like to be a part of the ballerz club, yo?

On a more serious note...

What is your favorite non-FOF text sim?

[cuervo72]

Which hat for tomorrow: killjoy, or troublemaker?

[MizzouRah]

How long would it take for you to win a Super Bowl with the Raiders?

[Buccaneer]

Why have we spent 6 years trying to find a picture of you on the web?

[cuervo72]

A relative (say, a sweet old aunt) gives you a gift card for Olive Garden. What do you do?

[cartman]

What, in your opinion, is the most famous application of '2/3' in world history?

[cthomer5000]

Which would be your preferred method of execution for Billy Joel?

[JPhillips]

In a cage match who comes out alive, Friedman or Keynes?

[Flasch186]

what do they need to do to Monday Night Football to regain the luster that has been lost over the past 6 or 7 years?

[albionmoonlight]

Desert island. Five Books.

[Subby]

What is your favorite thing about Hell Atlantic?

[panerd]

Which gangster from 'The Wire' would make the best head football coach? What about from the police side?

[TredWel]

Looking back over the many dynasty reports you wrote, which one was your favorite?

[TRO]

What grammatical error gets your panties in a twist most?

What grammatical error gets your panties moist?

[st.cronin]

Down by 4, 2 minutes left in the game, which active qb do you want taking the snaps?

[Lorena]

Are you and new forum member "Quickslant" in any way related?

[PackerFanatic]

Have you ever actually been caught in quicksand?

[Vinatieri for Prez]

This Face the Board idea is the best. I RFLMAO 3 times. This is pretty much the funniest thread I have ever read here. Meathook hands!?!?!?? You're killing me.

Sadly, I have no questions.

Edit: Ok, I have one. Taylor Rain or Misty Rain?

[oykib]

Mount Rushmore: minds that have had the greatest impact on human history.

[stevew]

Female Grooming...

Sideshow Bob, Mr. T or Telly Savalas.

[Anthony]

Jessica Alba comes up to you and says "if you change your hairstyle into a mullet, I'll make out with you" - would you do it? Pretend for a second you're not married and a father. This question is moot if you already have a mullet, and if so, you should seriously consider locking yourself in a closet.

[Anthony]

if someone was gonna pay you $2million to kick a dog - would you do it?

what about a little puppy?


this is $2million dollars we're talking about here.

[Anthony]

ok, ok, i really wanna know this:

you've decided to be a vigilante of the law - which do you choose to become:

1. a pirate
2. a gun slinging bandit from the Wild West
3. an evil ex-financier from Switzerland with a penchant for buggery

[Anthony]

last question:

What are your thoughts on David Hasselhoff?

[Bee]

When having sex do you do math problems in your head to make it last longer?







edit: If not, you should try it because it works like a charm.

[SplitPersonality1]

Which horses are your early picks for a run at the Derby in 2007?

If you were stranded on a desert island and you had to choose which annoying children's character would be your only companion, would you choose Elmo or Barney? (Suicide is not an option.)

[MIJB#19]

Jaime Canter or Ron Lyle?

[Subby]

Do you ever get tired of the same lame, overcooked jokes about 1) your hatred of Billy Joel 2) your life as a super computer 3) your ginormous civilization-crushing hands 4) certain hilarious fractions

[rkmsuf]

Do you like gladiator movies?

[Kodos]

Are you going to answer any questions or do we sit here staring at each other?

I believe the victim is supposed to answer all of the questions at once after the moderator collects them all. Hopefully it is at his discretion to weed out questions.:)

[wade moore]

What is your formal education and how does it apply to your chosen career?

[John Galt]

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

[Barkeep49]

I believe the victim is supposed to answer all of the questions at once after the moderator collects them all. Hopefully it is at his discretion to weed out questions.:)
The question period is going to remain open until Sunday. I will then combine them into a nice list, which will be sent off to Quik. And yes some of the questions will not be asked, and others Quik might not chose to answer. It will then be one of the new pieces of content on the front page.

[Ksyrup]

All questions that are not grammatically proper should be disregarded.

[rkmsuf]

All questions that are not grammatically proper should be disregarded.

What is everything should be in the form of a question.

[JPhillips]

What is your favorite recreational spot in the Annapolis area?

[Ksyrup]

What is everything should be in the form of a question.

Including but not limited to the form of the question.

[WheelsVT]

Perhaps a few generic FOF questions...

What are your favorite house rules to use in FOF (if any), and why?
How were these affected by FOF2k7?

[cuervo72]

So, give us your thoughts on this "Face the Board" idea.

[hoopsguy]

When having sex do you do math problems in your head to make it last longer?







edit: If not, you should try it because it works like a charm.

His math problems are harder than your math problems.

[Senator]

Has having a daughter changed the way you look at life, and if so, how?

[primelord]

Why do you insist on spending more than $100 for fashionable dress shirts?

LOL. I had a very similar question immediately come to mind when I saw this. My guess is he would respond with why do I refuse to spend more than $20 on a shirt. :)

[JediKooter]

T-Shirts - Tuck them in, yes or no?

[Anthony]

And yes some of the questions will not be asked,


well, if you're gonna be a puss about it then you shouldn't volunteer for this. i say send him all the questions and let him have fun with it. yawn, everyone's gotta be a friggin party pooper all the time. :rolleyes:

[WSUCougar]

Mount Rushmore of bird species

[Toddzilla]

Name three posters who have been banned that you'd like back, and three current posters you'd like to ban immediately.

[primelord]

T-Shirts - Tuck them in, yes or no?

I don't think Quik would be caught in public in a T-Shirt

[WSUCougar]

Not even an "I'm with 1101001" t-shirt?

[cuervo72]

Hmm, find a t-shirt befitting of QS...

[duckman]

Paper or plastic?

[Lorena]

Some of these questions have me rolling! Great idea :D

[Antmeister]

Let's say that hypothetically, there was arson at FOFC. Well if we didn't start the fire, would you assume it was that uptown girl or that hoodlum from Allentown? And when you discover the identity of the arsonist, would you go to your wife and tell her about it or keep it to yourself because that's just the way you are?

[SplitPersonality1]

Let's say that hypothetically, there was arson at FOFC. Well if we didn't start the fire, would you assume it was that uptown girl or that hoodlum from Allentown? And when you discover the identity of the arsonist, would you go to your wife and tell her about it or keep it to yourself because that's just the way you are?

Very nice, but I have a feeling this one will go unanswered. :)

[Scarecrow]

How many of these questions were spawned (and probabbly answered) in the DCM?

[JediKooter]

I don't think Quik would be caught in public in a T-Shirt

Haha! Ok, pocket protector: Yes or No?

[Crapshoot]

Let's say that hypothetically, there was arson at FOFC. Well if we didn't start the fire, would you assume it was that uptown girl or that hoodlum from Allentown? And when you discover the identity of the arsonist, would you go to your wife and tell her about it or keep it to yourself because that's just the way you are?

Just brilliant. The Billy Joel jokes alone make this thread worthwhile.

[Barkeep49]

With Quik having other business to attend to, this is a final bump.

[digamma]

Please provide a limerick to best describe your FOFC experience.

[Ksyrup]

This is a wonderful collection of rhetorical questions, guys. :)

[rkmsuf]

Where are the farging answers!?!?!?!?!?!?!