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Ben E Lou
12-16-2006, 09:07 AM
NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Actress Natasha Lyonne, a star of "American Pie" who was accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court Friday.


A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade," and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.


The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.


At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.


Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.


In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."


Lyonne pleaded guilty in 2002 to driving under the influence of alcohol in Miami. She was fined, sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours community service.OK. I could see...



"I'm gonna to shove a broomstick up your dog's ass!"
"I'm gonna twist your dog's d*** 'til he howls, bitch!"
"I'm gonna rip your dog's balls off!"

Yeah, those are things that people in a rage say, but "I'm going to sexually molest your dog????" I looked up this story in several places, and the exact same quote is used each time. Odd.

Mustang
12-16-2006, 10:40 AM
I'm more confused by the phrase "A star of American Pie"

RedKingGold
12-16-2006, 03:31 PM
Wasn't she the lesbian?

M GO BLUE!!!
12-16-2006, 03:45 PM
What other forms of molestation could she have threatened against the dog?

"I'm going to verbally molest your dog." Just doesn't carry the same weight...

Although, if you want to overstate such things as what you are threatening, why simplify the object of such a threat. Wouldn't "I'm going to sexually molest your canine companion." seem more appropriate?

stevew
12-16-2006, 11:28 PM
yeah, this story was odd as hell. I wonder if she said something that wasn't printable, but it appears if they are following the proper rules of journalism and that is a direct quote.

M GO BLUE!!!
12-16-2006, 11:47 PM
If you edit something, the proper method is "I'm going to (sexually molest) your dog."

Greyroofoo
12-17-2006, 12:23 AM
Every dog has his day.

Bearcat729
12-17-2006, 01:33 AM
OK. I could see...



"I'm gonna to shove a broomstick up your dog's ass!"
"I'm gonna twist your dog's d*** 'til he howls, bitch!"
"I'm gonna rip your dog's balls off!"

Yeah, those are things that people in a rage say, but "I'm going to sexually molest your dog????" I looked up this story in several places, and the exact same quote is used each time. Odd.

She's a crackhead. Since when does a crackhead say anything that makes sense?

Ragone
12-17-2006, 03:07 AM
It's a dog eat dog world and i'm gonna sexually molest your dog

BYU 14
12-17-2006, 03:22 AM
Pass the Peanut butter!

Izulde
12-17-2006, 05:05 PM
She's a no-talent actress who was the star of the worst movie I've ever watched (But I'm A Cheerleader!)

Izulde
12-17-2006, 05:06 PM
Wasn't she the lesbian?

No, she was the worldy best friend of Tara Reid's character.

Logan
12-17-2006, 05:14 PM
I'm more confused by the phrase "A star of American Pie"

First thing I thought, as well.