Face the Board: Pumpy Tudors

[Barkeep49]

After a couple of incredibly insightful FTBs, Eagles felt it good to give us a comedian of sorts and he came up with Pumpy Tudors. Eagles kicked it off with these questions

Why do you have an infatuation with Kathy Griffin? Which show best utilized her talents?


I know that there were some challenges in moving from NJ to New Orleans when I did so, what has been the biggest challenge in moving from Louisiana to Pennsylvania?


What do you miss most about New Orleans?


Which superhero is your favorite?

Questioning, as always, runs through Saturday.

[Pumpy Tudors]

omg not pumpy tudors he is such an asswhite

[wade moore]

Did you and Mrs. Thomas have a wild fling on her October 1985 trip to New Orleans about 22 years ago?

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Follow-up question - Exactly how tall was she?!

[Eaglesfan27]

Just to clarify, I didn't pick him just because I think he is incredibly funny, but also because from what I know he is a very interesting person whom I'm interested in learning more about.

[vtbub]

Who are your comedic mentors?

[Draft Dodger]

What kind of dork names himself after a punter?

[Draft Dodger]

We're you happy for Ray Bourque winning the Cup, even if it meant beating the Devils?

[wade moore]

For some serious questions (because I do find Pumpy to be intrigueing)...

What do you really do at the Coal Mine?

I believe you've implied that your wife is the so called "bread winner" for the family, has this been a difficult thing to handle?

[cartman]

Is another day older and deeper in debt really all you get for sixteen tons at the coal mine?

[rkmsuf]

Unlimited wealth or unlimited sex with Kathy Griffin?

[Logan]

How long you planning on keeping the 'stache? Do you get compliments on it? Awkward stares? Fits of jealousy?

[albionmoonlight]

What has been the hardest thing about leaving New Orleans?

What has been the best thing about leaving New Orleans?

How has your family done since Katrina?

How do you see the recovery happening, based on what friends and family tell you?

What are your top five favorite video games of all time?

What's your favorite meal?

What is it like being married to a professor? Do you ever have to go to department parties as arm candy? If so, do you wear your cereal killer t-shirt?

Where is the most interesting place that you have ever been?

If you could sit down and have a beer with three people from history, who would you pick and why?

[cartman]

How do you handle that T.O. has replaced Pumpy Tudors as Tenn.-Chattanooga's most famous football player.

[Draft Dodger]

How tall are you?

[duckman]

Do you comb your mustache while at the dinner table?

What is the best prank you have ever pulled off?

Do you sing (or hum) Coal Miner's Daughter while at work?

Do you use the 2nd lane when going through a two-lane drive thru?

[st.cronin]

Complete the analogy - Tom Brady : Football :: ___________ : Hockey

[Axxon]

Why won't you fix my food processor?

[Desnudo]

Why a coal mine?

[Young Drachma]

Did you know that Prince invited to the Florida A&M Marching 100 (who actually have like more than 100 people) to perform with him at half-time in the Super Bowl?

Don't you think that they should move the event to New Orleans and call it the Bayou Classic presented by the NFL, just for this year?

[Young Drachma]

Is America ready?

[duckman]

Have you ever taken someone (or been taken) snipe hunting?

[stevew]

How annoyed are you with constantly having to tell/correct family/friends back home that your wife works at Seton Hill, not Seton Hall

[miked]

Brad Pitt or Harrison Ford?

[Maple Leafs]

Which version of the In Living Color theme song is your favorite?

[Antmeister]

I always got the sense that you were never happy with the way your future career came out. Am I wrong about this? And if so, what is your dream job?

Any plans on having children in the future?

Do you have any siblings?

I seem to remember that you moved away from New Orleans a while before Katrina hit. Do you think that was a blessing (since you were able to avoid it with your immediate family) or a curse (since you were away from the family your grew up with)? And how is the family doing overall?

Being another person in an interracial relationship, did you find that you had to adapt to your spouse's culture, or were you cultures similar based on the area you both resided in?

Why did you stop posting the Pumpy pics?

What exactly is your real name? I just remember Cyril is part of your real name, but I don't know if that is your first or last name.

Would you say you are extroverted or introverted in your real life persona?

What drew you to the FM series and why did you become an addict?

How did you end up in your current job? Are you still working around a lot of coal dust?

Since you have a unique sense of humor, I want to know who are your favorite comedians or even favorite comedic movies?

What were the most difficult times of your life?

If you could hold a Poloroid snapshot of your most fondest memomry, how would you describe the picture?

How did you get with your woman?

What are your favorite genres of music?

Any school related stories that you think is worth sharing?

What is the secret behind the happy-go-lucky attitude?

Were you a stunt double for Prince in Purple Rain?

Did you play any sports growing up?

[Lorena]

When are Pumpy Pix coming back? Who the hell cares what Hell Atlantic says, those pictures made my day.

[st.cronin]

Would you adopt me?

[stevew]

Do people call you Short Tircuit?

[wade moore]

When are Pumpy Pix coming back? Who the hell cares what Hell Atlantic says, those pictures made my day.

Yeah, you said no Pumpy Pix in 2006, it's 2007 damnit.

[sachmo71]

Do you know that I find you oddly attractive?

[dawgfan]

What's your favorite story to tell about yourself?

[rkmsuf]

Can you fix me up with Tanya? She sounds incredibly sensuous.

[DanGarion]

How much of your board persona is an act?

[bbor]

How did your lunch meeting with the accountant go?

Did you cry when Scott Stevens retired?

Did you cry when Scott Neidermeyer left?

How does it feel to still be paying for Alex Mogilny?

Is it true that if i put a peice of coal up may ass for long enough it will turn into a diamond?

[stevew]

How's the Pittsburgh food, as compared to New Orleans. I know they make a mean po' boy there, but I've heard good things about Primanti's and several other pittsburgh locations.

[Draft Dodger]

if you could make your own custom user title, what would it be?

[ISiddiqui]

Do you normally hide in the basement of your office?

[KWhit]

If you could know the exact date and time of your death, would you want to know? Why or why not?

[duckman]

Did you put a lump of coal in someone's stocking this past Christmas?

[st.cronin]

Would you like some onion rings?

[Raiders Army]

What current Raiders player would you want playing for the Denver Broncos?

[Senator]

What is the biggest lie you ever told?

[terpkristin]

Why Batman?

What's a question that hasn't been asked here that you "hoped" would get asked (and what's the answer)? (I'm sorry if that makes no sense)

/tk

[Groundhog]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[terpkristin]

You're originally from Louisiana, right? If yes, what's it like to now live in a locale where it snows in the winter (well, most winters anyway)? If no, where are you originally from (because I really thought it was the southeast...)?

/tk

[MikeVic]

What is your favourite sports "group nickname?" By that I mean a group of players that are sometimes referred to a collective name. Lines in hockey have this sometimes, as do parts of baseball lineups and football teams.

[MIJB#19]

Despite hanging out for so long at FOFC, you said you hadn't been in a multiplayer FOF league until last December? What kept you out of it? What do you think of your first experiences so far (okay, it's only live draft, but still.. :))

[Pumpy Tudors]

What's a question that hasn't been asked here that you "hoped" would get asked (and what's the answer)? (I'm sorry if that makes no sense)
For the record, this question makes perfect sense to me.

[Eaglesfan27]

Who is your favorite musical artist and why?


Who has been the most influential person in your life to this point?

[Ksyrup]

Do you know that I find you oddly attractive?

Thank God this question can be answered with a simple yes or no. No explanation or further discussion necessary, thanks.

[st.cronin]

Did you have a nickname in college and what was it? I'm guessing "onion rings".

[Honolulu_Blue]

Why the New Jersey Devils?

Favorite Devil of all time? Least favorite Devil of all time?

[Pyser]

not knowing that much about you (til the answers i guess):


how did you end up liking the devils? if youre from nj, why the devs over the flyers/rangers depending on which part of the state youre from? what year did you start following?


happiest devils memory? saddest (ignoring the 94 rangers series)?

will you ever like colin white?

most hated hockey team?


id ask more personal life questions, but ill leave that to the others. jersey represent!

[Young Drachma]

I broke my TV remote after that '94 Series. [/flashback] Just chucked it around the room.

[dawgfan]

Just who is Batman?

[korme]

How has David Alan Grier affected your life?

Do you believe in clutch?

And finally, if a man who can't count finds a four leaf clover, is he lucky?

[Lorena]

How much money have you gotten from people to watch you type? If no money, how much booty?

[MizzouRah]

Hottest actress?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

[Lorena]

How does it feel to be heir to Triscuit crackers?

If you met Kathy Griffin what would you say to her?

[timmae]

Have you ever worn a bow tie?

If you had to pick an Original Six team which would it be and why?

Are punters really overrated?

Can you measure the true value of a man by how many hockey sweaters he owns?

What is you favorite building in the United States?

Why is a 2x4 not 2 inches by 4 inches?

Can we please have a pumpypic?

[timmae]

dola...

Is 'dirt lip' by 'Big D and the Kids Table' your anthem?

[tucker rocky]

Family Guy or Simpsons?

[tucker rocky]

Favorite pick-up line?

Worst?

[tucker rocky]

Favorite internet phenomena?

(ex: PBJT)