Aliens

[korme]

Who thought of aliens, I mean, really? Of course they don't exist. Some caveman was probably drawing a picture of some pissed off looking guy and his rock was crappy so it made the pissed off guy have big eyes and an odd shaped head, so we civilized humans would think it's another being.

Dumb dumb dumb.

[ACStrider]

Don't you know? The truth is out there. :rolleyes:

[ACStrider]

Are you refering to the lawsuit against the Sci-fi channel?

[korme]

Negative. Just a wonderin.

[ACStrider]

Check out this link. (http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/3034/164?) No other word but STUPID! :D

[Fat Football Playr]

That'd suck if you got probed by an alien. I probably wouldn't like it. :)

I mean after you get probed by an alien, what would you do with yourself???

[Poli]

What do I do? I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade. The plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. So, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid, and now he chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it's gonna be the (craptacular) storm of all time.

I looked this up just for Shorty. :)

[korme]

Originally posted by Fat Football Playr
I mean after you get probed by an alien, what would you do with yourself???

Good question. I say repay the favor to your significant other, because an alien probe is like a chain letter, bringing good luck to all those fortunate enough to receive it.

[Poli]

Shorty, you suck! I don't even rate a reply? =-)

[korme]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
What do I do? I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade. The plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. So, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid, and now he chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it's gonna be the (craptacular) storm of all time.

I looked this up just for Shorty. :)

Thanks ardent! You rule! Lots!

[korme]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Shorty, you suck! I don't even rate a reply? =-)

Sorry, what were you saying?:p

[Poli]

Too funny, that's great!

[Easy Mac]

I think we have Jesus to thank for the whole Space Alien thing, seeing as how he is one.. I mean, he came down from heaven, just where the aliens came from... coincidence?

[ACStrider]

Now Easy Mac, didn't I warn you about that propaganda the Heaven's Gate cult gave you?

[korme]

meh

[Poli]

Sounds like easy mac got a hold of some "free literature".

[Bearcat729]

I think there are aliens out there, but the problem is that they all look like Carrot Top. Now considering how much the average human hates Carrot Top and the severe lack of employment outside of 1-800-whatever commercials they are now afraid to show their faces.

And besides who can't imagine Carrot Top traveling to Podunk West Virginia and probing some hillbilly.

[ACStrider]

Ugh, that's a scary image...Carrot Top probing a West Virginian hillbilly.

[Poli]

Three things I don't want to imagine: Carrot Top, Podunk, WV, Hillbillies.

[Craptacular]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it's gonna be the (craptacular) storm of all time.


Apparently, I am an FDA-approved substitute for shit.

[Poli]

I was hoping you'd see that. At the very least you are Ardent approved.

[Craptacular]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
At the very least you are Ardent approved.

Do I get a label for that?

[Poli]

Originally posted by Craptacular
Do I get a label for that?

"Ardent Approved". It has a nice ring to it. Sure thing!

[Kodos]

Ahem. Resident alien is here. Yes, we exist.

That is all.

[Poli]

It was only a matter of time before proof arrived.

[JeeberD]

I thought MylesKnight had answered the question about aliens with some certainty here (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5216&highlight=evolution).