This is how you dump a girl

[Easy Mac]

With a women's singing group.
On camera.
In front of a few hundred people.
And putting it on the internet.
Brilliant.

hxxp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742502

(takes about 3:45 for the singing to get over and the actual dumping to begin).

The part is the crowd singing Goodbye at the end. Classic!

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Hmm, I couldn't help think that this was staged, perhaps.

If not, she should have just left after they got through the first chorus.

Either way, I would hardly say the guy comes out ahead in this. Maybe with the guys, but not a single girl on campus is going to date this guy now. This is a guy with serious rejection problems.

[PackerFanatic]

...Wow. I don't know if that guy has balls or is just a complete moron.

[Ksyrup]

I couldn't understand most of what was being said/sung. I also don't get why she would hang around for the whole thing and give him the satisfaction. But what was the reason for doing this - it had better be good, like she fucked his brother in front of his grandmother at Christmas dinner, or else this was some serious over-reaction that makes the dude come off like a douchebag.

[gottimd]

I couldn't understand most of what was being said/sung.

Yeah, probably would've been better if I could hear all the words rather than every 10th word followed by a thunderous "ooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!"

[Schmidty]

Human beings have an amazing capacity for cruelty and for public stupidity. Even if it was staged, this video was an indictment of youthful idiocy.

[Schmidty]

Human beings have an amazing capacity for cruelty and for public stupidity. Even if it was staged, this video was an indictment of youthful idiocy.

Blah, blah, blah.....

[PSUColonel]

stupid

[hoosierdude]

Blah, blah, blah.....

You know, quoting yourself and then dissing yourself is a really interesting way to post. :)

I just found this very funny.

[dawgfan]

Couldn't understand a thing they were singing.

Seems rather odd that a group of girls would agree to sing a "dump" song to this other girl - either it was staged, she did something really awful to him, or these girls are all cold bitches.

And why were there so many cameras already set-up?

[bulletsponge]

...Wow. I don't know if that guy has balls or is just a complete moron.

hes a moron who will have blue balls

[sabotai]

That looks very staged to me. I couldn't understand much of what was sung/said, but she stays for the whole thing and then her body language during the "altercation" was extremely exaggerated.

I give this a big ol' FAKE stamp.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Couldn't understand a thing they were singing.

Seems rather odd that a group of girls would agree to sing a "dump" song to this other girl - either it was staged, she did something really awful to him, or these girls are all cold bitches.


1. They were singing Dixie Chicks "I'm not ready to make nice."

2. Publicity. One of the band at some point yells out "don't forget our concert is on the 23rd or something like that."

[Phototropic]

She cheated on him. Beyond that I have no clue what is going on.

[dawgfan]

2. Publicity. One of the band at some point yells out "don't forget our concert is on the 23rd or something like that."
Still a pretty cold thing to do to another girl, unless it was staged or they think she did something awful to him.

[stevew]

Things I found out.

1. she goes to state, this was at UNC
2. she cheated on him
3. he fucked her roommate
4. he posted a big add on facebook for people to come and watch, that's why there were so many people there.
5. he told her he was singing her a song for valentines, that was the setup for her to get there....she may even have thought he was proposing perhaps.

[stevew]

"your dad should take your tuition money and use it as a downpayment on a trailer"-lol

[Oilers9911]

The guy just seems like a needy little bitch.

"Come look at me everybody and watch how creative and cool I am."

What a dick.

[Klinglerware]

Couldn't he just have rubbed himself on a sandwich?

[MrBug708]

What an idiot.

[MizzouRah]

What an idiot.

Just what I was thinking. What a dumbass... looks like it backfired on him.

[Maple Leafs]

Wait, are the other girls actually chanting "small tits" at her at one point?

That's about the coldest thing I've ever seen.

[Oilers9911]

Wait, are the other girls actually chanting "small tits" at her at one point?

That's about the coldest thing I've ever seen.

I thought they were chanting "small dick" at HIM. I might have misheard though.

[MizzouRah]

I thought they were chanting "small dick" at HIM. I might have misheard though.

I thought the same thing.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Hmm, I couldn't help think that this was staged, perhaps.


Yep. As I suspected, this was a complete hoax.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17358223/

[sabotai]

Surprise, surprise.

[Ksyrup]

“The fact that actual news agencies are interested was a surprise,” Burke told The Charlotte Observer.


Read: this isn't news, fucktards, so why are you covering it?

[PSUColonel]

My question is why does MSNBC or any other news agency even give a shit??

[Poli]

I'm waiting for Jersey Girl to post in this thread.

[sabotai]

I'm waiting for Jersey Girl to post in this thread.

You mean Lonely Girl?

[Poli]

You mean Lonely Girl?
Um ok thais is a guys web site but who cares...ok not all girls are like that....only the really preppy girls are...I hate the preppy girls...and trust since I'm a 15 year old girl I have rights to say what I want...and plus it's the parents fault for letting them dress like that and buy other stuff like that...it's mostly Hollister and Aeropostal who sell stuff like that because I buy from American Eagle only and I wear jeans no matter how hot it is...and moms who let their daughters wear thongs at the age of like 13 are crazy I mean I stated at 14 but at least I didn't show mine.....and plus guys just think about them selfs not the girls feelings and just want to get laid which is what most guys talk about....and people who smoke are not kool cause I know a couple of 14 year olds who smoke and I don't hang around them

Nope.

[sabotai]

Nope.

Oh, didn't see that. I thought you were throwing out a random reference to another internet hoax. :)