Face the Board: Cartman

[Barkeep49]

This week's participant is cartman. Questioning will still run through Saturday so get your questions in quick for what I'm sure will be another entertaining edition.

[DaddyTorgo]

fat or big-boned?

[terpkristin]

Before you ate the Krispy Kreme cheeseburger (or was it a baconcheeseburger or a baconburger, I find I've sort of forgotten), did you have any idea of what it might taste like?

Did what it actually taste like match any expectation?

Why did you find yourself so drawn to the KK cheeseburger challenge?

Do you have any pets (maybe a kitty)?

Do you like pot pie?

What do you do for a living?

/tk

[Lathum]

over/ under on KK burger questions?

[vtbub]

Piggybacking on TK, how long did you commute from Texas to Europe?

[KevinNU7]

how many frequent flyer miles do you have?

[Karlifornia]

What do you carry in your cart, man?

[st.cronin]

Will you help me put together a gameplan for my fofc-bbcf game against Oklahoma next year?

[Raiders Army]

Assemble the top NFL coaching staff of all-time: Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, and Defensive Coordinator.

[duckman]

Chris Simms or Major Applewhite?

[Warhammer]

What was your first bathroom experience like post KK burger?

[Easy Mac]

Butters or Kenny?

[Lathum]

If you could pick one person on the board to have beers with who would it be and why?

[lordscarlet]

Butters or Kenny?

Nice.

[Emiliano]

Did you enjoy your Italian experience?

What did you like/dislike in particular?

Which cities did you stay in, and for how long?

How would you define Italy, and the Italians?

[Lorena]

Do you listen to podcasts and if so what are they.

Who would you marry, make wild passionate love to, get rid of: Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba?

What CD is playing in your car?

What movie sequel shouldn't have been?

[Raiders Army]

Who would you marry, make wild passionate love to, get rid of: Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba?

This one's easy. Foursome.

[albionmoonlight]

What's the best experience that you have ever had playing poker?

What's the worst experience that you have ever had playing poker?

What is your job (repeat from tk above, I know)? Do you see yourself doing it in ten years? What is your dream job?

KK burger notwithstanding, what is a typical "great meal" for you?

[Barkeep49]

How come there are no more Sunday tourneys?

[st.cronin]

Did you enjoy TCY?

[flere-imsaho]

What's your cholesterol level? :D

[Lorena]

Do you have any brothers and sisters?

What do you do in your spare time?

Have you ever attended an Austin Film Festival?

What are your hobbies?

If you could describe yourself in 3 words, what would they be?

What major risks have you taken in your life?

If you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

What are you most curious about?

And lastly, as a photography buff, I'm always looking for good places to take pictures, where around Austin would you recommend I go?

[st.cronin]

Did you play high school football in Texas? Is it just like the tv show?

[EagleFan]

Who would play you in the movie about your life?

If you were given the power to pick the next president from anyone at all (doesn't have to be someone running or even a politician), who would it be?

If you could have any job in the world what would you want that job to be?

Why should we "Respect your authoruhtee"? ;)

If you were to be stuck on an island and could have one of each of the following, what would they be: book, game, person - no sex involved, person - sex involved, pet, CD, movie, meal which would be of unlimited supply (other than the vegetation or wild life on the island that you would have to work on catching and preparing yourself, this would be the one meal that would be available to you at any time upon request - I know, the entire question is odd enough anyway)?

If you could be granted the ability to live forever (until the end of the world), would you take it?

What are you most proud of about yourself?

What are you least proud of about yourself (answer only if you are comfortable answering, no problem if you choose to ignore this one)?

[st.cronin]

Would Krispy Kreme doughnuts make a good pizza topping?

[Lorena]

Would Krispy Kreme doughnuts make a good pizza topping?

If it would what would it be called?

[albionmoonlight]

Who are your top five favorite college football players?

Who are the top five greatest college football players?

What was your all time favorite college football moment?

All time worst?

[MrBug708]

Is Kitty being a dildo?

[Antmeister]

Why did you choose the location where you bought your house?

What do you miss most about your previous job?

What do you enjoy most about being a lone wolf? The least?

Do you consider yourself camera shy?

Since this is you first time playing multiplayer with FOF, how would you describe your experience thus far?

If you were filthy rich, what would you do with that money?

If you took over the Playboy mansion, what 3 ladies would be at your side (you can even pick any celebrities)?

If flereimsaho were to draw your likeness in stick figure form, what would he look like and what would he been saying?

If jbmagic were to interview you and somehow he knew about an internal stuggle you have in which you couldn't decide which is better, how would the question be phrased:
What better _________ or __________?

Do you think Driftwood Rabid Javelina will make it to the playoffs and what would be the reason you believe that to be true or not true?

What other games have you beta tested?

Since you grew up in Texas, is there one place outside of this state where you could easily live the rest of your life in and where would this be?

Where were you born?

If FOF were to make your player card, how would the following categories look:
Height:
Weight:
Loyalty:
Wants Winner:
Leadership:
Intelligence:
Personality:
Popularity:
Volatility:
Health:
Seaasonal Rust:
Attitude:
Chemistry:


If you could only take one snapshot of one moment of your life (whether bad or good), what would the image look like?

Would you consider yourself to be a playa or a playa-hater?

Besides South Park and Beavis and Butthead, what other cartoons are you a huge fan of?

After meeting you recently, it was cool to learn all the different paths your life took in regards to type of jobs you have worked and where they have taken you. What is one job that you are curious about trying out?

Would you elaborate on the business you worked at that failed and how you were able to come out of that?

With one of your most recent jobs that had taken you overseas, would you mind explaining what you did with in that job and the people you worked with.

From what I have gathered, it seems that you, you seem to have a positive outlook on life and you are fearless when it comes to jumping into situations where you know little about, but yet you are able to come out of these situations with a lot of knowledge. Where does this attitude come from? Do you have a religious or spiritual background or maybe is it just positive reinforcement? Or am I just misinterpreting you altogether?

What advice would you give to someone who has filed for bankruptcy?

Has there been a person you have encountered in your life that you had been infatuated with for some time?

What do you know about the film festivals out here?

Where are some great family entertainment spots?

Do you have a political affiliation?

What is you most fondest memory as a child?

Do you remember what your first computer was?

What was your visit like with the other FOFCers? And did they appear and
act as you might have imagined them to?

Who are some other FOFCers that you would like to meet?

Are there any quirks that we are not aware of?

What other sports do you enjoy watching?

Can you explain the pros and cons of BBCF?

Do you think Vince Young is going to be the next great NFL quarterback?

When are we going to meet up at the Salt Lick? Dodgerchick wants to meet you as well.

[st.cronin]

Pick a red wine to match the Krispy Kreme Burger.

[Noop]

Besides Texas what college football teams do you root for?

[Lathum]

does Antmeister ask to many questions?

[Galaxy]

How many overnights and days do you spend on the road?

[Lathum]

do I still owe you $25?

[Lorena]

Have you ever met a squirrel you liked?

[wade moore]

If you had it to do over again, would you choose a screenname that forever ties you to a South Park character?

[MIJB#19]

What do you miss most from the Milanese derby?

[Blade6119]

Who do you think is going to win the FOFC-BBCF playoffs?

Dont you agree that my wisconsin team deserved the big 10 title this year?