Those crafty Nigerian scammers...

[Groundhog]

This is pure gold... apologies if it's already been linked:

hxxp://419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

[cartman]

I saw this elsewhere a few days ago. Simply brilliant! I guess there aren't any parrots in Nigeria, so they had to use a duck decoy instead. :D

[CU Tiger]

30 minutes of my life gone reading that.....

Time well wasted :)

[EagleFan]

lol, now I want to see how it ends up. I love the attempted billboard add and the response. This guy has amazing self control as I would have wanted to go off on the guy by now. The scam starts with him wanting to give away his millions but then within a few emails has him crying broke and needing money, not to mention the obvious little time left to live part.

Sorry, a-hole scammers really piss me off and deserve to be erased from being.