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Swaggs
02-23-2003, 01:58 AM
FOFC Survivor: Biggest Jerk In Sports
The goal is to have the biggest jerk in sports left at the end of this Survivor. So, we are voting off the least offensive of the 10 remaining biggest sports jerks in this thread.

Tomorrow, the thread will be reborn w/ the 9 remaining jerks on board, and so on and so on, until we are left with the ultimate sports jerk.

Yesterday, the tribe spoke.

Voted off:
Day 1: Notre Dame University Football (23 of 73 / 31.51%)
Day 2: Daniel Snyder (10 of 52 / 19.23%)

Biggest jerk after:
Day 1: Mike Tyson (0 of 73 / 0%)
Day 2: Tie: Pete Rose, Mike Tyson, O.J. Simpson (3 of 52 / 5.77%)

Please Welcome Our Wildcard Entries (voted in after Day 2):
--Bobby Knight
--Terrell Owens

Airhog
02-23-2003, 02:27 AM
sorry I thought we were voting for most offensive, please disregard my vote for Randy moss.

Jets80
02-23-2003, 08:32 AM
damn...I did the same thing...whats up with the "least offensive"
Just say, whos the biggest scum bag ??

stkelly52
02-23-2003, 09:41 AM
some people just can't read directions

Tarkus
02-23-2003, 10:04 AM
Shouldn't we be down to like 7 people or something by now?

Tarkus

couriers
02-23-2003, 11:05 AM
If we are going to add people in by voting how about eliminating 3 then adding 1 until we have our winner.

The main problem with adding people is that there will always be jerks in the sporting industry to consider.

Swaggs
02-23-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by couriers
If we are going to add people in by voting how about eliminating 3 then adding 1 until we have our winner.

The main problem with adding people is that there will always be jerks in the sporting industry to consider.

I added the two wildcards from suggestions because I picked all the original jerks. There will be no new entrants.

JeeberD
02-23-2003, 10:02 PM
Come on, vote for Jerry. He's the least slimey of all the slimeballs in the contest...

sterlingice
02-23-2003, 10:04 PM
Ok, who voted for TO last time. He's just going to get bounced. It should have been the scary trailer trash slut.

SI

Swaggs
02-23-2003, 10:38 PM
Harding would have been my choice as well.

I can't believe I forgot John Rocker, Vince McMahon, and Rae Caruth. So many sports jerks...

AgPete
02-23-2003, 10:43 PM
I can't believe John Henry Williams is about to be voted off as least offensive. If I could borrow a minute of your time to argue against this slimeball--

This guy has basically leached off his father's success, never had a steady job and been in and out of trouble with the law because scam jobs he's been a part of. He kicked out the manager of Ted William's personal hall of fame museum because he was afraid the guy was getting too close to his father. Ted Williams even told this same ex-manager he had made a horrible mistake and needed a lawyer. (referring to signing the will to let his son freeze him) A few years ago when doctors were afraid Williams wouldn't make it much longer, Williams' kid brought a bunch of memorabilia to the hospital and forced his father to sign them because he was afraid he'd lose his contract. The aforementioned Ted Williams hall of fame manager snuck into the cryogenic company with the daughter who sued Williams' son and was horrified to find four bodies (one was Teddy Ballgame) and a couple of heads stuffed in the cryogenic chamber.

Please keep this slimeball to at least the final three.

mckerney
02-23-2003, 10:44 PM
Tood Bouman should be on there instead of Bobby Knight.

Swaggs
02-24-2003, 12:24 AM
I'm not familiar with why Bouman is a jerk. Is he a local jerk or what, mckerney? What is his story?

mckerney
02-24-2003, 11:06 AM
It's pretty much a recent thing that it seems hasn't got much coverage outside the local media.

He was a fan favorite as the back up QB while Culpepper was struggling. Though basically things changed after incidents surrounding a Vikings fundraiser which brought allegations of sexual assault and rape from several women. The police pretty much screwed up the investigation which Bouman was the center of, and so far Bouman has only been questioned, not arrested and changed.

Ksyrup
02-24-2003, 11:14 AM
I voted for Williams because he's really only tangentially involved in sports.