It's your d****** in a box

[Easy Mac]

1 Go get a box
2 Put the head in that box
3 Have her open the box

This story is about a missing dog's head being sent to its 17-year old owner. I think this story fits in the "that's f'ed up" category.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/15/dog.head.ap/index.html

(p.s. i love dogs, but i couldn't just post such a downer story as it was)

[CU Tiger]

Two questions spring to mind here.

#1 Why the batteries? that seems to hint at a sexual possible beastiality angle I am a little uncomfortable with.

#2 I have a new dog diesel (the old dog was named chevy, it would be more fitting if they were run over, not decapitated) I hope he will be my best friend. Now I have been rejected a time or two, but never by my dog...DAAAAAAAYUM now thats cold...

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Whoever did this should be gored by a bull.

[EagleFan]

#1 Why the batteries? that seems to hint at a sexual possible beastiality angle I am a little uncomfortable with.

Batteries = sex to you? The note makes sense (in a very warped way) if it's posing as a gift, especially if the dog is in the "toy dog" category it becomes even more fitting; but any small dog could sort of fall into that category.

[EagleFan]

Whoever did this should be gored by a bull.

I'll second that.