BBCF: Funny Names

[thesloppy]

In my opinion, BBCF doesn't get nearly enough credit for one of the true joys of text simming: players with funny names. I've had a few goofy ones pop up every so often in FOF or TCY, but nowhere near as often, or as humorous, as what I get in BBCF. Some recent highlights include:

Bake Bighead
Joe Joe
Little John Wooden
Yo Willy

And I don't really pay attention to anybody outside of my narrow recruiting focus, so I'm sure I've missed hundreds of gems. Anybody else got any favorites?