I just kicked solitaire's ass

[PilotMan]

Won in 89 seconds for 8534 points. :eek:

That kills my best time by more than 15 seconds.

3 cards at a time, standard scoring and timed.

[st.cronin]

Is it just me or has it been very, very slow around here lately?

[Rich1033]

Real men play Spider Solitaire.

[molson]

I congratulate you and your family on this wonderful day.

[rkmsuf]

Is this some pilot euphanism for intercourse inflight while the autopilot is engaged?

[Ksyrup]

Is this some pilot euphanism for intercourse inflight while the autopilot is engaged?

3 cards at a time - this guy's a playa!

On second thought - 89 seconds....maybe not so much.

[rkmsuf]

3 cards at a time - this guy's a playa!

On second thought - 89 seconds....maybe not so much.

and his best time prior was only 73 seconds

[Celeval]

and his best time prior was only 73 seconds

...?

[Ksyrup]

...?

One would assume that for purposes of sex, beating your "best time" would actually be an increase in the time you spent having sex, not a decrease.

[rkmsuf]

One would assume that for purposes of sex, beating your "best time" would actually be an increase in the time you spent having sex, not a decrease.

It kind of ruins the moment when you have to hold people's hands on these things.

Kind of the same feeling of disappointment my love making occasionally causes.

[14ers]

Whats is this Cards you speak of?

Seriously, I can't remember the last time I played solitaire with a real deck of cards. Was there some kind of power outage in your area?

[Ksyrup]

It kind of ruins the moment when you have to hold people's hands on these things.

Kind of the same feeling of disappointment my love making occasionally causes.

"Look ma, no hands!"

[Logan]

Whats is this Cards you speak of?

Seriously, I can't remember the last time I played solitaire with a real deck of cards. Was there some kind of power outage in your area?

Talk about holding someone's hand through this...

I don't think he self-timed or self-scored it either. Windows Solitaire has the option of 1-card (easy) or 3-card (less easy).

Carry back on with the sexual aeronautic references.

[rkmsuf]

Talk about holding someone's hand through this...

I don't think he self-timed or self-scored it either. Windows Solitaire has the option of 1-card (easy) or 3-card (less easy).

Carry back on with the sexual aeronautic references.

lol


"self scored" may stand for something