Married/single/divorced poll?

[CleBrownsfan]

With three of us getting married this weekend I'm wondering how many of our group is Married / Single / or Divorced (and not re-married)?

[Drake]

You left out the "Married but Wants to be Single" option.

[VPI97]

Married - 12 years in August.

[path12]

Only one divorce?

[MrBug708]

What about taken but not married?

[Logan]

By definition of this poll, single, but in a relationship for a year and a half.

[gottimd]

What about Widowed?

Or Polygamists?

Or Common Law Married?

Or single and banging any chick with a heartbeat?

Or Open Marriage?

[path12]

My official answer was divorced, twice and now been shacking up for five years end of May.

[Lathum]

i went with married since i am engaged and will be married in november

[Young Drachma]

Divorced and happily single.

[CleBrownsfan]

What about Widowed?

Or Polygamists?

Or Common Law Married?

Or single and banging any chick with a heartbeat?

Or Open Marriage?

well.... I figured I would make it an easy poll but I guess I should have made it politically correct ;)

I guess I'll just say if you had to file taxes as of today how would you claim yourself??

[lordscarlet]

i went with married since i am engaged and will be married in november

September for me.

[MylesKnight]

Big D for Me!

Divorced and Engaged though, no hurry at all on the next step though.. Lesson learned.

[rjolley]

i went with married since i am engaged and will be married in november

September for me.


And July for me.

[Icy]

Married.

[LoneStarGirl]

GoldenEagle and I have been dating for over 4 years. Marriage is not any time soon.

[billethius]

Single, kind of. My girlfriend (of 5 years) and I own a house together, but neither of us are in any hurry to get married.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm married, but my wife brought a trout home for "play time" last night. So, actually, I don't know whether to go with "married" or "romance with a trout."

[sabotai]

Single4Life

[Pumpy Tudors]

Single4Life
Oh, now you tell me.

And I've had this damned ring on layaway for the past 16 months. Great, just great.

Soooo, anyone else want some hot hot Pumpy Tudors marriage action?

[Young Drachma]

Oh, now you tell me.

And I've had this damned ring on layaway for the past 16 months. Great, just great.

Soooo, anyone else want some hot hot Pumpy Tudors marriage action?

I had something funny to say, but it was one of those things that probably would only be funny in context.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I had something funny to say, but it was one of those things that probably would only be funny in context.
I think you should have said it. I've never let a silly thing like context stand in my way!

[Ksyrup]

I'm married, but my wife brought a trout home for "play time" last night. So, actually, I don't know whether to go with "married" or "romance with a trout."

The trout is just a conduit for the love you and your wife share. Vote married. I don't see a "ball gag" option up there, so that's what I went with.

[Subby]

13 year anniversary in October...this should be our luckiest year ever!

[Antmeister]

8 year anniversary in June.

[Passacaglia]

I checked married, but it still seems weird. 8 months tomorrow.

[Ksyrup]

10 years in June.

Holy crap!

[DanGarion]

9 months down, infinity to go. And I love every day of it.

[Pumpy Tudors]

9 months down, infinity to go. And I love every day of it.
Whoa, does she read the board or something?

[DanGarion]

Whoa, does she read the board or something?
No, I just like to speak the truth, for those guys that always hear the ol ball and chain stories.

[Ksyrup]

I can't say I've loved every day of it, but the positives have far outweighed the negatives, that's for sure. Plus, once we had kids, we pretty much gave up on nitpicking each other and concentrated our efforts on keeping the kids under control. Most nights, I'm too exhausted to fight, even if a particular issue gets me fired up.

[SegRat]

Getting married in 1 month.

[AnalBumCover]

To be married this coming September.

[MikeVick7]

"Recently" single. Woot!

[sabotai]

I can't say I've loved every day of it, but the positives have far outweighed the negatives, that's for sure. Plus, once we had kids, we pretty much gave up on nitpicking each other and concentrated our efforts on keeping the kids under control. Most nights, I'm too exhausted to fight, even if a particular issue gets me fired up.

Yup, that's how they tame you....and then they own you, and the individual is gone, just a shell remains. So sad. So sad.

[sabotai]

Oh, now you tell me.

And I've had this damned ring on layaway for the past 16 months. Great, just great.

Soooo, anyone else want some hot hot Pumpy Tudors marriage action?

Oh man, I missed out on hot hot Pumpy Tudor marriage action.... :(

[Ksyrup]

Yup, that's how they tame you....and then they own you, and the individual is gone, just a shell remains. So sad. So sad.

Yeah, but she's asleep before 9:30 every night, so if this was her plan, it backfired on her.

[sabotai]

Yeah, but she's asleep before 9:30 every night, so if this was her plan, it backfired on her.

9:30!?!? Damn....when the hell do you two have sex with kids and her hitting the bed at 9:30?

Oh that's right...Married. Nevermind, cruel question to ask. :D

[Eaglesfan27]

8 years for us in 8 days, and I still haven't bought her anniversary gift and am stumped this year.

[Ksyrup]

Damn....when the hell do you two have sex with kids

Um...never? :p

[Pumpy Tudors]

8 years for us in 8 days, and I still haven't bought her anniversary gift and am stumped this year.
I just want you to know that I make a fantastic gift for the ladies. Wrap me up and send me over to her. :)

[Eaglesfan27]

I just want you to know that I make a fantastic gift for the ladies. Wrap me up and send me over to her. :)

:D

[Subby]

I am pretty sure 8 years is octopus meat.

[lordscarlet]

Getting married in 1 month.

To be married this coming September.

Apparently there should be an option for "Getting married this year". There would be at least 6. Stretch that to "within the next year" and at least 7.

[Karlifornia]

I'm single and ready to tingle.

[JeeberD]

Eight months in. Is that still considered newlywed?

[Passacaglia]

Eight months in. Is that still considered newlywed?

Ask this guy.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1450136&postcount=26

[JeeberD]

That guy's a moron, why would I want his opinion?

[terpkristin]

Single and not in a relationship. I.e. totally single.

/tk

[Passacaglia]

If you go by post count, he's only 1/6 the moron you are!

[st.cronin]

Has JimmyWinT checked in yet?

[JeeberD]

If you go by post count, he's only 1/6 the moron you are!


:D

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Soooo, anyone else want some hot hot Pumpy Tudors marriage action?

Only if you post pics and your wife looks exactly like you.




Um... on second thought...

[miami_fan]

10 plus years

[CleBrownsfan]

Wow... we have a pretty good percentage of people who are married compared to divorced. 77 married to only 7 divorced. I'm not sure what the nation percentage of people who get divorced is but looks like the FOFCs doing pretty good in this department...

[Ksyrup]

We're too busy playing nerdy computer games to bother to respond to the divorce papers our wives have filed.

[gi]

Voted divorced, but will be married again on Saturday... :D

[Fidatelo]

Wow... we have a pretty good percentage of people who are married compared to divorced. 77 married to only 7 divorced. I'm not sure what the nation percentage of people who get divorced is but looks like the FOFCs doing pretty good in this department...

The thing is, you can have divorces in the past and still count in the married column here on FOFC, yet those divorces would be part of the national divorce percentage (X% of all marriages end in divorce).

[DeToxRox]

Actually in a relationship now going on an astounding five months May 1.

And for those of you who recall it's not the girl I got head from in a bowling ally parking lot.

[Castlerock]

Wow... we have a pretty good percentage of people who are married compared to divorced. 77 married to only 7 divorced. I'm not sure what the nation percentage of people who get divorced is but looks like the FOFCs doing pretty good in this department...

The thing is, you can have divorces in the past and still count in the married column here on FOFC, yet those divorces would be part of the national divorce percentage (X% of all marriages end in divorce).

Also, the demographic here is fairly young and some number of those current marriages will end in divorce before death terminates it. I think the figure is 40-45% of all marriages eventually end in divorce.

[Fidatelo]

Also, the demographic here is fairly young and some number of those current marriages will end in divorce before death terminates it. I think the figure is 40-45% of all marriages eventually end in divorce.

Good point about the demographic, I believe I read that most marriages end when the couples are in the 35-50 range, which is probably still a few years off for the average FOFC poster.

[dj_morton]

You left out the "Married but Wants to be Single" option.


Word....;)

[gkb]

Married for two years now.

[OldGiants]

Married 30 years on Monday.

This amazes many of my wife's co-workers (elementary school teachers) who aren't even 30 years old.

[BYU 14]

Coming up on 2 years...second time around is sooooooooo much better!

[sunflowermic04]

Getting married in December...does that count???

[Antmeister]

Married 30 years on Monday.

This amazes many of my wife's co-workers (elementary school teachers) who aren't even 30 years old.


I was 5 when you guys were married. I was the little kid in the back row giving you the thumbs up.

[sabotai]

Married 30 years on Monday.

This amazes many of my wife's co-workers (elementary school teachers) who aren't even 30 years old.

I was -7 months old when you got married. I was the little embryo in my mom's womb giving you the thumbs up.

[CamEdwards]

when the hell do you two have sex...
Oh that's right...Married. Nevermind, cruel question to ask. :D

My wife and I will celebrate our tenth anniversary in August. Without getting into too much detail, let me just say that I'm having more sex now than I EVER did when I was single. :p

[sabotai]

My wife and I will celebrate our tenth anniversary in August. Without getting into too much detail, let me just say that I'm having more sex now than I EVER did when I was single. :p

Damn Cam, I don't think you want to advertise how bad single life was for you. :p

[bulletsponge]

Damn Cam, I don't think you want to advertise how bad single life was for you. :p

maybe his wife turned into a slut once she got married? and i mean the good kind of slut, not the kind that sleeps around