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Easy Mac
04-27-2007, 07:26 PM
Ummm... I'm not even sure what to say if true, which it seems to be

And I have no idea if this was posted here before. Trying to search for key words like penis, sex, teacher, syrian, cream... doesn't really help much with this board

hxxp://www.thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648.0.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_*****_cream_treatment.php

Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment
A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).
Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.
The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.
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Huw Rees, prosecuting, told Swansea crown court: "The allegations here are of rape by deception."
Mr Rees said the pair met while Sbano was based at Gatwick and the teacher was working nearby.
In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned.
Sbano claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist who was anxious for a certain cream to be applied, the prosecutor said.
"He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.
Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.
"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"
Her doctor told her to find out the identity of Sbano's gynaecologist friend but he "became evasive and never gave his name" beyond the word "Ibby".
"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."
Mr Rees said "Ibby" was traced but said he knew nothing about the treatment.
Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility.
He claimed the woman had invented the entire story about the "treatment".
Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception.
The trial continues.
9:52am Wednesday 25th April 2007


also on the bbc, so it must be true
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/6589249.stm

Easy Mac
04-27-2007, 07:56 PM
Glad I read this before posting...I thought the title meant we had another Sheryl Crow thread.

She only does guys with 1 ball

bhlloy
04-27-2007, 08:26 PM
Excellent. Makes me very proud to be Welsh. From what I remember of Haverfordwest it doesn't surprise me too much though.

Could have been worse.. there could have been sheep involved I guess

This line here makes me laugh... how British can you get:

In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned

lighthousekeeper
04-27-2007, 09:15 PM
Should probably rename the thread title "World's Most Imaginative Woman?"

st.cronin
04-27-2007, 09:21 PM
So, who is going to actually try this technique out, see if it works?

cartman
04-27-2007, 09:31 PM
This story would be so much better if it were a proctologist mentioned, and not a gynecologist.

bulletsponge
04-27-2007, 09:36 PM
crap. now im going to have to find a new scam to get laid

Ksyrup
04-27-2007, 10:16 PM
Does she own a poodle?

EagleFan
04-27-2007, 10:51 PM
This is just too funny. How in the hell can the courts even attempt to make this case?

Vinatieri for Prez
04-28-2007, 01:39 AM
Should probably rename the thread title "World's Most Imaginative Woman?"

Correct. Yeah, that's a real believable story there by the lady.

14ers
04-28-2007, 01:56 AM
"The allegations here are of rape by deception."
This is a scarry thought. Lying to a woman for the purpose of having sex with her is rape. What am I now supposed to do with all my business cards that I had printed up they say Senator on them?:)


And, what about my Official Boob Inspector Badge?
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/120/13416sb0.jpg

M GO BLUE!!!
04-28-2007, 07:26 AM
This is a scarry thought. Lying to a woman for the purpose of having sex with her is rape. What am I now supposed to do with all my business cards that I had printed up they say Senator on them?:)

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No man has ever told a woman the truth and still got laid.

But it should be noted that the women lie just as much, with more horrific results every time they say "I'm on the pill." DON"T BELIEVE IT!!! :mad:

Eilim
04-28-2007, 07:53 AM
Umm... This woman was a schoolteacher? I fear for the youth of the world all of a sudden..

sabotai
04-28-2007, 10:51 AM
No man has ever told a woman the truth and still got laid.

There are women out there that will have sex with you if you tell them the truth. They're called prostitutes.

Crim
04-28-2007, 11:48 PM
There are women out there that will have sex with you if you tell them the truth. They're called prostitutes.

Yeah. What's wierd, though, is that I still feel compelled to lie to them as well. I guess it's just habit, treating hookers like they were real women.


:shurg:

wishbone
04-29-2007, 01:11 AM
I just wonder how this happens. I mean, what kind of a conversation occurs...

The woman: You won't believe what just happened to me!
Fadi: Hey baby
The woman: I have spots on my vagina!
Fadi: How you doin?
The woman: I don't know what to do...
Fadi: I think I know what will help
The woman: I'll do anything, it might be typhoid, I got it on holiday a few years ago.
Fadi: That's good, because this may call for all of the talents of my gyno-co-matical friend who can most certainly help us with this.
The woman: Oh that's a doctor right!?!?
Fadi: Oh yeah, very medical.
The woman: OK find out what to do and then meet me at my place at 7tonight, ok?
Fadi: Yeah, no problem.

That night

The woman: What did the gyno-numologist say?
Fadi: We have to apply this cream
The woman: OK, let me go put it on in the loo
Fadi: No, it uh, has to...uh I need to put it on you to see it and stuff
The woman: Oh, right. Now I'm undressed
Fadi: And so am I
The woman: Why are you undressed?
Fadi: I have to put the cream on with my penis
The woman: Really?
Fadi: Yep, for uh...best results
The woman: Oh,
Fadi: You may feel some pressure

Vinatieri for Prez
04-29-2007, 02:50 AM
Actually, I think the conversation goes more like this:

The woman: I can't believe your leaving me.
Fadi: Ah, you're crazy. I am out of here.
The woman: If you leave me, I will make your life a living hell.
Fadi: See ya'.
The woman: (dials phone) Hello, is this the police?

lighthousekeeper
04-29-2007, 09:45 AM
I just wonder how this happens. I mean, what kind of a conversation occurs...

The woman: You won't believe what just happened to me!
Fadi: Hey baby
The woman: I have spots on my vagina!
Fadi: How you doin?
The woman: I don't know what to do...
Fadi: I think I know what will help
The woman: I'll do anything, it might be typhoid, I got it on holiday a few years ago.
Fadi: That's good, because this may call for all of the talents of my gyno-co-matical friend who can most certainly help us with this.
The woman: Oh that's a doctor right!?!?
Fadi: Oh yeah, very medical.
The woman: OK find out what to do and then meet me at my place at 7tonight, ok?
Fadi: Yeah, no problem.

That night

The woman: What did the gyno-numologist say?
Fadi: We have to apply this cream
The woman: OK, let me go put it on in the loo
Fadi: No, it uh, has to...uh I need to put it on you to see it and stuff
The woman: Oh, right. Now I'm undressed
Fadi: And so am I
The woman: Why are you undressed?
Fadi: I have to put the cream on with my penis
The woman: Really?
Fadi: Yep, for uh...best results
The woman: Oh,
Fadi: You may feel some pressure

gold!

lighthousekeeper
04-29-2007, 09:45 AM
Actually, I think the conversation goes more like this:

The woman: I can't believe your leaving me.
Fadi: Ah, you're crazy. I am out of here.
The woman: If you leave me, I will make your life a living hell.
Fadi: See ya'.
The woman: (dials phone) Hello, is this the police?

gold x2!

bulletsponge
04-29-2007, 10:21 AM
I just wonder how this happens. I mean, what kind of a conversation occurs...

The woman: You won't believe what just happened to me!
Fadi: Hey baby
The woman: I have spots on my vagina!
Fadi: How you doin?
The woman: I don't know what to do...
Fadi: I think I know what will help
The woman: I'll do anything, it might be typhoid, I got it on holiday a few years ago.
Fadi: That's good, because this may call for all of the talents of my gyno-co-matical friend who can most certainly help us with this.
The woman: Oh that's a doctor right!?!?
Fadi: Oh yeah, very medical.
The woman: OK find out what to do and then meet me at my place at 7tonight, ok?
Fadi: Yeah, no problem.

That night

The woman: What did the gyno-numologist say?
Fadi: We have to apply this cream
The woman: OK, let me go put it on in the loo
Fadi: No, it uh, has to...uh I need to put it on you to see it and stuff
The woman: Oh, right. Now I'm undressed
Fadi: And so am I
The woman: Why are you undressed?
Fadi: I have to put the cream on with my penis
The woman: Really?
Fadi: Yep, for uh...best results
The woman: Oh,
Fadi: You may feel some pressure


you forgot: *cue porn music*