FMK

[Richard Weed]

This is a game in which you are given three women. You must choose to f*ck one, marry one, and kill one. You must use all three women in your choices and can only use them once per verb. An example would be:


Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, and Scarlett Johannsen.

I'd f*ck Scarlett Johannsen, marry Jessica Alba, and kill Angelina Jolie.


After you provide an answer to the FMK, you then provide three women for the next person and so on. The purpose of this game is not to make it easy. For instance, Traci Topps, Meg Ryan, and Camryn Manheim would be easy choices.

I'll start off with:

Eva Longoria, Anna Kournikova, and Gwen Stefani

[Karlifornia]

F:Anna Kournikova
M:Gwen Stefani (easier to live with)
K: Eva Longoria

Ok, for the next person

Dakota Fanning, Allison Stokke, Tom Selleck

[rkmsuf]

f - tom selleck
m - stokke
k - fanning

kodos, pumpy, ksyrup

[DaddyTorgo]

quality game. we used to play it at work @ starbucks.

[Swaggs]

I remember Howard Stern gave this question to Kid Rock, with Pamela Anderson/Sheryl Crow/Jamie King.

[st.cronin]

I'll try:

F - Kodos
M - Pumpy
K - KSyrpup

Next:

Hillary Clinton, Paris Hilton, Jane Fonda

[rkmsuf]

you totally like Kodos!

[Dr. Sak]

F: Paris Hilton
M: Hillary Clinton
K: Jane Fonda

Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Star Jones

[st.cronin]

you totally like Kodos!

Who doesn't!

[Lathum]

Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Star Jones

it appears we have a threadkiller

[MikeVic]

F: Paris Hilton
M: Hillary Clinton
K: Jane Fonda

Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Star Jones

ungh...

F: Star Jones
M: Rosanne Barr
K: Rosie O'Donnell

Molly Ringwald, Jennifer Grey, Jennifer Beals

[albionmoonlight]

F: Molly Ringwald
M: Jennifer Beals
K: Jennifer Grey

New Choices:

Kirsten Dunst, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Graham

[st.cronin]

F: Molly Ringwald
M: Jennifer Beals
K: Jennifer Grey

Correct!

[Sublime 2]

F: heather graham
M: Reese Witherspoon
K: Kirsten Dunst

Mia Ham, Venus Williams, Annika Sorenstam

[MrBug708]

F:Annika Sorenstam
M: Mia Hamm
K: Venus Williams
Margaret Cho, Sandra Oh, Tori Spelling

[path12]

F: Tori Spelling
M: Sandra Oh
K: Margaret Cho

Jennifer Aniston, Lauren Graham, Scarlett Johansson

You're welcome.

[Mustang]

F: Tori Spelling
M: Sandra Oh
K: Margaret Cho

Jennifer Aniston, Lauren Graham, Scarlett Johansson

You're welcome.

F - Scarlett Johansson
M - Aniston
K - Graham

Barbara Billingsley, Florence Henderson, Shirley Jones

[DeToxRox]

Pwnd by Mustang

[st.cronin]

F - Shirley Jones
M - Florence Henderson
K - Barbara Billingsley

Sophia Loren, Cher, Kim Bassinger

[DeToxRox]

I just can't buy a break.

[DeToxRox]

F - Shirley Jones
M - Florence Henderson
K - Barbara Billingsley

Sophia Loren, Cher, Kim Bassinger

F: Kim Bassiner
M: Sophia Loren
K: Cher

Janene Garafallo, Tonya Harding, Paula Abdul

[st.cronin]

attaboy

[Pumpy Tudors]

F: Kim Bassiner
M: Sophia Loren
K: Cher

Janene Garafallo, Tonya Harding, Paula Abdul
At the risk of someone beating me to a response:

F - Paula Abdul
M - Janeane Garofalo
K - Tonya Harding

Tina Turner, Janet Jackson, Kathy Griffin

[Mustang]

Kathy Griffin[/B]

There we go.... waiting for that one.

[st.cronin]

At the risk of someone beating me to a response:

F - Paula Abdul
M - Janeane Garofalo
K - Tonya Harding

Tina Turner, Janet Jackson, Kathy Griffin

F - Kathy Griffin
M - Tina Turner
K - Janet Jackson

Jodie Foster, the fat girl from Wilson Phillips, Ellen Degeneres

[DaddyTorgo]

there's 2 ways you can play this game strategy-wise.

You can go "imma try to find 3 people so amazing that the person can't decide who they'd kill" or you can go the opposite "imma find 3 people so that it's easy to decide who to kill and you have to decide who you'd suffer sleeping with and who you'd suffer living the rest of your life with"

[spleen1015]

There is no longer a fat girl from Wilson Phillips.

[Warhammer]

F - Kathy Griffin
M - Tina Turner
K - Janet Jackson

Jodie Foster, the fat girl from Wilson Phillips, Ellen Degeneres

F - fat girl
M - Jodie Foster
K - Ellen

Giada De Laurentis, Rachel Ray, Paula Dean

[CamEdwards]

F- Giada De Laurentis
M- Paula Dean
K- Rachel Ray

Lita Ford, Joan Jett, Suzy Quattro

[Warhammer]

Not what I expected. I would have killed Dean, and married Ray. I wouldn't want my kids to have Monster Foreheads.

[Izulde]

there's 2 ways you can play this game strategy-wise.

You can go "imma try to find 3 people so amazing that the person can't decide who they'd kill" or you can go the opposite "imma find 3 people so that it's easy to decide who to kill and you have to decide who you'd suffer sleeping with and who you'd suffer living the rest of your life with"

Exactly. Fun game to play. The thing is though, this works even better if you know the person's particular tastes/dislikes.

[Anthony]

F- Giada De Laurentis
M- Paula Dean
K- Rachel Ray

Lita Ford, Joan Jett, Suzy Quattro

F- Lita Ford
M- Joan Jett
K - Suzy Quattro


Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan

[Galaril]

F- Lita Ford
M- Joan Jett
K - Suzy Quattro


Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan

F-Rue McClanahan
M-Betty White
K-Bea Arthur

Grace Park, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Heather Locklear

[Toddzilla]

F: Locklear
M: Park
K: Hasselback

Oprah, Martha Stewart, Rosie O'Donnell

[bulletsponge]

nuts i was beat. took too long to get a FMK listed


and i shudder to even think of banging martha or Oprah

[Ben E Lou]

Oprah, Martha Stewart, Rosie O'DonnellThreadkiller?

[cartman]

Rosie was already used earlier the in the thread. INVALID SUBMISSION!

(whew, dodged a bullet there)

[st.cronin]

Mia Ham, Venus Williams, Annika Sorenstam

This one got skipped.

[Ben E Lou]

Mia Ham, Venus Williams, Annika Sorenstam

This one got skipped.

F: Venus Williams
M: Annika Sorenstam (can I put Venus twice???)
K: Mia Ham (no idea who that is)

Cyndi Lauper, Pat Benatar, Belinda Carlisle

[CamEdwards]

F- Pat Benetar
M- Belinda Carlisle
K- Cyndi Lauper

Laura Bush, Elizabeth Edwards, Dennis Kucinich's wife

[larrymcg421]

F-Dennis Kucinich's wife
M- Elizabeth Edwards
K- Laura Bush

Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin

[bulletsponge]

F-Dennis Kucinich's wife
M- Elizabeth Edwards
K- Laura Bush

Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin

F- Laura Ingraham
M- Michelle Malkin
K- Ann Coulter

bublegum pop FMK: Britney Spears (pre K-fed), Christina Agularia, Jessica Simpson

[Young Drachma]

F - Jessica Simpson
M - Christina Aguilera
K - Britney Spears (think M. Monroe)

Ok, Jenna Bush, Chelsea Clinton, Barbara Bush (the daughter)

[Ben E Lou]

M - Christina Aguilera

:eek:

[Young Drachma]

:eek:

Jessica Simpson can't read. That would annoy me. Britney was rich back in the day and that's appealing on some level. But I don't really like stupid.

xTina is dope and we have the ability to see the future. So..yeah, she's dirtty and all, but...it'd be mine, at least for most of the time when she's not out on the road.

But hey, if you like Britney, that's ok. I won't hold that against you. Your OOTP modifiers were pretty handy, so you're not a total waste.

:)

[st.cronin]

F - Jessica Simpson
M - Christina Aguilera
K - Britney Spears (think M. Monroe)

Ok, Jenna Bush, Chelsea Clinton, Barbara Bush (the daughter)

F - Jenna
M - Chelsea
K - Barbara

Tori Amos, Madonna, Bjork

[larrymcg421]

Christina really is the only reasonable choice for M in that set. The other two are pretty interchangeable at FK.

[Ben E Lou]

Jessica Simpson can't read. That would annoy me. Britney was rich back in the day and that's appealing on some level. But I don't really like stupid.

xTina is dope and we have the ability to see the future. So..yeah, she's dirtty and all, but...it'd be mine, at least for most of the time when she's not out on the road.

But hey, if you like Britney, that's ok. I won't hold that against you. Your OOTP modifiers were pretty handy, so you're not a total waste.

:)Oh, no. Not Britney. I was thinking switch Simpsons and Christina. I would think that Simpson could cook.

[st.cronin]

Oh, no. Not Britney. I was thinking switch Simpsons and Christina. I would think that Simpson could cook.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Didn't you ever see that reality show she did? She's as likely to burn down your house as cook you a decent meal.

[Young Drachma]

Oh, no. Not Britney. I was thinking switch Simpsons and Christina. I would think that Simpson could cook.

She had a show on MTV with Nick back when they were still together. My ex used to watch it. Trust me, she can't do much of anything. At least, besides the obvious.

[Ben E Lou]

Didn't you ever see that reality show she did?
This is humorous on so many levels.

In a word, no, I have zero interest in reality shows, probably because I'm not gullible enough to believe that that whatever she portrayed on the nicely-packaged-for-TV show has anything to do with who she really is. She's a church girl from Texas, is she not? I'm bettin' that she can cook.

[Young Drachma]

This is humorous on so many levels.

In a word, no, I have zero interest in reality shows, probably because I'm not gullible enough to believe that that whatever she portrayed on the nicely-packaged-for-TV show has anything to do with who she really is. She's a church girl from Texas, is she not? I'm bettin' that she can cook.

She's been a star (or at least, a professional singer with albums on a major label) since she was a teen. Her mom took care of everything. She was even on Oprah and her mother said it. She didn't know how to do much of anything until well after she got married.

Her mother basically said that Jessica was out working from a young age and so, she would pick up after her, take care of everything, etc.

It's not that hard to believe, really. I know plenty of non-rich, non-celebrity kids who grow up this way. It's sad on a certain level, to be sure.

But it does happen, church or not.

[Ben E Lou]

F - Jenna
M - Chelsea
K - Barbara

Tori Amos, Madonna, Bjork


F - Madonna
M - Tori Amos
K - Bjork

Martina McBride, Trisha Yearwood, Faith Hill

(Hint: One of these three is the only woman I'd ever considering leaving SWMBO for. K or F her, and yo' behind might end up in the box. :D )

[Anthony]

F - Madonna
M - Tori Amos
K - Bjork

Martina McBride, Trisha Yearwood, Faith Hill

(Hint: One of these three is the only woman I'd ever considering leaving SWMBO for. K or F her, and yo' behind might end up in the box. :D )

Faith Hill? i got dibs.

[st.cronin]

M - Tori Amos

You are a brave, brave man.

[Ben E Lou]

You are a brave, brave man.

Lesser of three evils. Couldn't bear living with either of the other two.

[st.cronin]

My rule of thumb for this is, when in doubt, F the redhead.

[Ben E Lou]

My rule of thumb for this is, when in doubt, F the redhead.

First off, for the purposes of participating in this thread, you have to lay aside any morality, guilt, and possibility of all manner of diseases.






OK. Done????







Good. Now that we've done that, how can ANY red-blooded male possibly turn down the chance to experience exactly how freaknasty Madonna can be???????

[Izulde]

First off, for the purposes of participating in this thread, you have to lay aside any morality, guilt, and possibility of all manner of diseases.






OK. Done????







Good. Now that we've done that, how can ANY red-blooded male possibly turn down the chance to experience exactly how freaknasty Madonna can be???????

She's pretty old, dude. 15, 20 years ago? Sure. Now? Not so much.

[st.cronin]

Good. Now that we've done that, how can ANY red-blooded male possibly turn down the chance to experience exactly how freaknasty Madonna can be???????

I can certainly sympathize with this point of view. My worry is that her "freaknastyness" will turn out to be utterly dull and conventional. She seems like one of those girls thats all talk, if you know what I mean.

[bulletsponge]

I can certainly sympathize with this point of view. My worry is that her "freaknastyness" will turn out to be utterly dull and conventional. She seems like one of those girls thats all talk, if you know what I mean.

agreed. i bet its 100% show

[CamEdwards]

My rule of thumb for this is, when in doubt, F the redhead.

Pretty much why I married one ten years ago.

[FBPro]

Faith Hill? i got dibs.

OMG, she was on some country music award show my wife was watching last night.........damn!!! So frigging hot......

[st.cronin]

F - Madonna
M - Tori Amos
K - Bjork

Martina McBride, Trisha Yearwood, Faith Hill

(Hint: One of these three is the only woman I'd ever considering leaving SWMBO for. K or F her, and yo' behind might end up in the box. :D )

I'll give it a whirl.

F - Faith Hill
M - Martina McBride
K - Trisha Yearwood

[MrBug708]

Mia Ham, Venus Williams, Annika Sorenstam

This one got skipped.

F:Annika Sorenstam
M: Mia Hamm
K: Venus Williams
Margaret Cho, Sandra Oh, Tori Spelling

???

[MrBug708]

I'll give it a whirl.

F - Faith Hill
M - Martina McBride
K - Trisha Yearwood

I got this

F -
M -
K -

Rachel, Pheobe, Monica

[Young Drachma]

I got this

F -
M -
K -

Rachel, Pheobe, Monica

F- Monica
M - Rachel
K - Phoebe


Alice (In Wonderland), Dorothy (Wizard of Oz), Cinderella

[CamEdwards]

F- Cinderella
M- Dorothy
K- Alice in Wonderland

Buffy, Willow, Anya (perhaps the geekiest thing I've ever written on this board)

[Travis]

How could you put in Anya and not Faith!

F: Anya
M: Willow
K: Buffy

Leia, Padme, Sabe (Keira as Padme's double)

[Izulde]

How could you put in Anya and not Faith!

F: Anya
M: Willow
K: Buffy

Leia, Padme, Sabe (Keira as Padme's double)

F-Sabe
M-Padme
K-Leia

Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks

[bulletsponge]

F-Sabe
M-Padme
K-Leia

Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks


F- Heidi
M- Adriana
K- Tyra


gimmie a min to come up with 3 more

ok
Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel

[Galaril]

F- Heidi
M- Adriana
K- Tyra


gimmie a min to come up with 3 more

ok
Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel

F- Johansson
M-Biel
K-Berry

Dr. Ruth, Ann Colter, Michelle Malkin

[Warhammer]

F - Malkin
M - Dr. Ruth
K - Ann Coulter

Lois Griffin, Wilma Flintstone, Leela (from Futurama)

[Galaril]

F - Malkin
M - Dr. Ruth
K - Ann Coulter

Lois Griffin, Wilma Flintstone, Leela (from Futurama)

lol

[MikeVic]

F - Malkin
M - Dr. Ruth
K - Ann Coulter

Lois Griffin, Wilma Flintstone, Leela (from Futurama)

F - Wilma
M - Lois
K - Leela

Lark Voorhies, Tiffani Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley

[cuervo72]

F - Liz
M - Lark
K - Tat

Kathy Griffith, Clea Lewis, Vicki Lewis

[Eaglesfan27]

Beaten to the punch.

[Pumpy Tudors]

F - Liz
M - Lark
K - Tat

Kathy Griffith, Clea Lewis, Vicki Lewis
I know you want me to answer this one, but I'm not falling for it.

[st.cronin]

F - Liz
M - Lark
K - Tat

Kathy Griffith, Clea Lewis, Vicki Lewis

F - Vicki Lewis
M - Clea Lewis
K - Kathy Griffith

Barbara Streisand, Katy Couric, Celine Dion

[MrBug708]

F - Liz
M - Lark
K - Tat

Kathy Griffith, Clea Lewis, Vicki Lewis

Anyone want to tackle this one? :)

(J/K)

[st.cronin]

heh

[bulletsponge]

F - Vicki Lewis
M - Clea Lewis
K - Kathy Griffith

Barbara Streisand, Katy Couric, Celine Dion

F- katy Couric
M- Celine
K- Babs


FMK Latina Salma Hayek (sp?) Jennifer Lopez, Eva Mendez *drool*

[FBPro]

F-J-Lo
M-Eva
k-Salma

[Pumpy Tudors]

F-J-Lo
M-Eva
k-Salma
Whoa, this one shocked me.

[FBPro]

Never been a Hayek fan...

[Warhammer]

I would have killed JLo, and married Hayek. She's got the boobs that make me say Mama!

[Sublime 2]

I'll just throw this one out there, as I think FBPro forgot:

Natalie Gulbis, Maria Sharapova, Danica Patrick

[mmartin68]

Tori Amos, Madonna, Bjork[/QUOTE]

F bjork
m Tori Amos
K Madonna


Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler, Candice Michelle

[mmartin68]

My bad

Tori Amos, Madonna, Bjork

F Gulbis
m Sharapova
K Patrick


Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler, Candice Michelle[/QUOTE]

[path12]

F - Torrie
M - Stacy
K - Candice

Barbara Bush, Laura Bush, Ann Coulter

[st.cronin]

F - Torrie
M - Stacy
K - Candice

Barbara Bush, Laura Bush, Ann Coulter

Easiest one yet.

F - Coulter
M - Barbara
K - Laura

Stuart Scott, Stephen A. Smith, Rich Eisen

[Warhammer]

Coulter was already used...

[bulletsponge]

Easiest one yet.

F - Coulter
M - Barbara
K - Laura

Stuart Scott, Stephen A. Smith, Rich Eisen


Unless Terpkristen or Dodgerchick is going to answer, i think thats a thread killer

[Warhammer]

Yeah, it would have been better with:

Jim J. Bullock, Richard Simmons, and Rue Paul

[CamEdwards]

This is a game in which you are given three women.

I think St. Cronin's disqualified. :p

[st.cronin]

I think St. Cronin's disqualified. :p

Are you sure those aren't women?