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cthomer5000
05-21-2007, 08:41 PM
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://frontelectric.hk (http://frontelectric.hk/)) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

You had me at "I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog."

Surtt
05-22-2007, 12:07 AM
I don't get it.
How is he going to eat his dog after he has already killed himself?

Groundhog
05-22-2007, 12:09 AM
That's the beauty of it - IF those prices are bad, he is willing to die, return to life, and then eat his faithful hound.

I don't know about you, but with a garauntee like that, I'll be shopping Front Electric in Hong Kong for all my viagra needs!

Swaggs
05-22-2007, 12:47 AM
So.... don't leave us in suspense!

Did you call him at 1-800 or not?

cthomer5000
05-22-2007, 01:33 AM
I keep calling 1-800-if-its-wrong.. and getting no answer!!!!

Joe
05-22-2007, 05:57 AM
personally, I prefer the spam mail telling me that a hitman will kill me if I don't pay $50,000.

Drake
05-22-2007, 09:35 AM
I got that one yesterday, too. It made me laugh.

Hey, if you're going to send me spam, at least be funny.

Ksyrup
05-22-2007, 09:40 AM
I did a snopes check for this and didn't find it, so it appears to be legit.

gottimd
05-22-2007, 09:45 AM
I don't get it.
How is he going to eat his dog after he has already killed himself?

No silly, he is going to do both at the same time.

But what do they mean by prices being bad? Are the prices committing crimes?

I just got a hot stock tip in my inbox from someone I don't even know, if anyone is interested.......

Northwood_DK
05-22-2007, 10:29 AM
No way Michael Vick is not connected to this story. I see a suspension coming for breaking the leagues “dog-eating” policy.

Passacaglia
05-22-2007, 10:34 AM
I thought we were supposed to start calling the guy 1-800, like it's his new name.

Surtt
05-22-2007, 11:00 AM
he is willing to die, return to life, and then eat his faithful hound.


I guess that is what viagra is all about...

Mustang
05-22-2007, 11:27 AM
Well, slap my ass and call me 1-800...

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05-23-2007, 10:26 AM
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rkmsuf
05-23-2007, 10:31 AM
You need to respond with "show me your tits".