This guy came so close to getting away with it. [Archive]

Crim

05-25-2007, 12:01 AM

I'll bet that was one hell of a BJ. Worth it, too.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,274834,00.html

Fonzie

05-25-2007, 12:12 AM

That Randy Moss guy is no good.

Crim

05-25-2007, 12:14 AM

hxxp://video.ap.org/v/Legacy.aspx?f=TNKNN&g=b4b5cdd2-660c-4ab8-bf9a-e0bdd917bf65&t=s1176394841410&rf=http%3a%2f%2fwww.knoxnews.com%2fkns%2flocal_news%2farticle%2f0%2c1406%2cKNS_347_5553735%2c00.html&fg=tool&partner=en-ap

She's hot. But is she throw-away-my-career-for-one-BJ hot?

Vinatieri for Prez

05-25-2007, 12:50 AM

Her name's Barbie Cummings. Easy enough to find clips/pics for anyone. I'd say if you were a guy in his 50s that looked like him (and depending on his marital status), this blonde 21-year old pornstar would be a pretty high achievement.

Young Drachma

05-25-2007, 12:59 AM

So I'm confused. He talked about it and someone ratted him out?

Warhammer

05-25-2007, 08:42 AM

Seeing how she spells her last name, I must be related to her somehow. She must be from the Louisiana branch of the family.

moriarty

05-25-2007, 08:47 AM

I'm confused too. That whole story is odd. She provided the service, but still got a ticket? She took pictures as well as him. WTF?

Ben E Lou

05-25-2007, 08:55 AM

I'm confused too. That whole story is odd. She provided the service, but still got a ticket? She took pictures as well as him. WTF?

If the story is true, I'm guessing this is how it went down...

1. He pulled her over for speeding.
2. He noticed the drugs.
3. Oral sex in exchange for ignoring the dope.
4. Speeding ticket had already been written, so it remained.

DanGarion

05-25-2007, 11:26 AM

So she offered him a BJ so get off on the drug charges and now she is claiming he said he'd drop them if she gave him one. What a bitch. She bribed him! She should be in more trouble!

Crim

05-25-2007, 05:28 PM

So I'm confused. He talked about it and someone ratted him out?

Yeah, according to "Barbie", he actually called her the next day, asking if it was okay with her if he told co-workers about it, and showed them her blog. Frikkin idiot. He's my hero right up to that point.

Suburban Rhythm

05-26-2007, 07:08 AM

Seeing how she spells her last name, I must be related to her somehow. She must be from the Louisiana branch of the family.

Just for the record, are we talking about Richert or Cummings? :p

Warhammer

05-26-2007, 11:44 AM

Uh... Cummings... The funny part is that there is some sort of family resemblance. My wife is giving me crap, after I pointed out that we have the only kids in her family that were conceived in wedlock, she points out that, "At least their not in porn!"

Basically, there are only two branches of the family, the Chicago group and one out of Houma, LA. We have the same family history and best I can tell, when the brothers came off the boat back in the 1850s/60s, one went north to Chi-town and the other went south, apparently to Houma, family stories are the same between the two families going back to that incident.

Chubby

05-26-2007, 11:55 AM

Uh... Cummings... The funny part is that there is some sort of family resemblance. My wife is giving me crap, after I pointed out that we have the only kids in her family that were conceived in wedlock, she points out that, "At least their not in porn!"

Basically, there are only two branches of the family, the Chicago group and one out of Houma, LA. We have the same family history and best I can tell, when the brothers came off the boat back in the 1850s/60s, one went north to Chi-town and the other went south, apparently to Houma, family stories are the same between the two families going back to that incident.

Good thing that's not her real last name :)