Nicole Ritchie to host 'under 100lbs' party

[Groundhog]

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,21823034-10388,00.html


Richie to host 'under 100lb' party
From Sydney Confidential
May 31, 2007 03:00am

IN a rare shocking marketing stunt that Sydney fashion icons Ksubi may not like to be associated with, celebrity waif Nicole Richie has urged her famous fans to turn up to her party - but only if they're super skinny and wearing the Aussie brand's super skinny-style of jeans.

While pal Lindsay Lohan was entering rehab again, Richie sensibly asked mates to "take shots, pass out and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems (sic)".

"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi (sic) jeans," the invitation added.

A footnote to the Memorial Day free-for-all party was even more telling of her maturity level: "No girls over 100 pounds (45kg) allowed in."

Only adds weight to the popular theory she's an idiot.

[sabotai]

I'd hit it.

[Groundhog]

I'd hit it with a super sized McValue meal.

[Tigercat]

She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

[Karlifornia]

She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

Skeletor's a total prude preoccupied with world domination. I'd rather take my chances with Nicole.

[sachmo71]

She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

mmmm...skeletor.

[Critch]

I'd like to point out that her second name isn't Ritchie. It's Richie. Completely different.

People called Ritchie are cool, folks like Sid Vicious and Kid Rock for example.

People called Richie generally suck ass. Well, her and Lionel anyway.

[Maple Leafs]

I'd hit it.
It would be like falling on top of a bicycle.

[JeeberD]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/JeeberD/nicoleemail.jpg

[Lathum]

I bet the caterer is gonna have the easiest job in the world.

[Oilers9911]

Nice, their weights will match or exceed their IQs.

[albionmoonlight]

Oh my goodness. That's a poem.

[Bee]

My left ass cheek will be attending.

[DaddyTorgo]

guys, what this excerpt doesn't say is that she went on in the invitation to clarify that that was a joke, poking fun at the media for harping on her weight issues.

sorry to spoil the fun

[flere-imsaho]

I can't think of a better way to celebrate Memorial Day.

Edit: even in jest.

[bbor]

My left ass cheek will be attending.

I'll bring my right one.....togther we can be assholes.:)

[CraigSca]

Joke or not, it's sick that she a) doesn't know what Memorial Day is for b) cares to joke about it.

Men and women have given their lives so Nicole Richie can be an asshat.

[Bee]

I'll bring my right one.....togther we can be assholes.:)
I'm guessing we'd fit right in then.

[st.cronin]

Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all.

[Noop]

She would not get the stiff one from me.

[miami_fan]

Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all.

Anorexia is funny.

[Logan]

Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

[rkmsuf]

Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

you just don't get slee knapping humor then I guess