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Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 11:21 AM
She's on to us!!!!

And every other guy on teh internets, as well.




Teen Tests Internet's Lewd Track Record

California High Schooler Allison Stokke, 18, Becomes a Victim Of Unwanted Attention After Photo Is Posted on a Sports Blog

By Eli Saslow
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, May 29, 2007; Page A01

NORWALK, Calif. -- Early this month, 18-year-old Allison Stokke walked into her high school track coach's office and asked if he knew any reliable media consultants. Stokke had tired of constant phone calls, of relentless Internet attention, of interview requests from Boston to Brazil.

In her high school track and field career, Stokke had won a 2004 California state pole vaulting title, broken five national records and earned a scholarship to the University of California, yet only track devotees had noticed. Then, in early May, she received e-mails from friends who warned that a year-old picture of Stokke idly adjusting her hair at a track meet in New York had been plastered across the Internet. She had more than 1,000 new messages on her MySpace page. A three-minute video of Stokke standing against a wall and analyzing her performance at another meet had been posted on YouTube and viewed 150,000 times.

"I just want to find some way to get this all under control," Stokke told her coach.

Three weeks later, Stokke has decided that control is essentially beyond her grasp. Instead, she said, she has learned a distressing lesson in the unruly momentum of the Internet. A fan on a Cal football message board posted a picture of the attractive, athletic pole vaulter. A popular sports blogger in New York found the picture and posted it on his site. Dozens of other bloggers picked up the same image and spread it. Within days, hundreds of thousands of Internet users had searched for Stokke's picture and leered.

The wave of attention has steamrolled Stokke and her family in Newport Beach, Calif. She is recognized -- and stared at -- in coffee shops. She locks her doors and tries not to leave the house alone. Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers.

"We're keeping a watchful eye," Allan Stokke said. "We have to be smart and deal with it the best we can. It's not something that you can just make go away."

On May 8, blogger Matt Ufford received Stokke's picture in an e-mail from one of his readers, and he reacted to Stokke's image on instinct. She was hot. She was 18. Readers of Ufford's WithLeather.com -- a sports blog heavy on comedy, opinion and sometimes sex -- would love her.

The picture was taken by a track and field journalist and posted as part of a report on a California prep track Web site. The photo was hardly sexually explicit, which made Ufford's decision to post it even easier. At 5 feet 7, Stokke has smooth, olive-colored skin and toned muscles. In the photo, her vaulting pole rests on her right shoulder. Her right hand appears to be adjusting the elastic band on her ponytail. Her spandex uniform -- black shorts and a white tank top that are standard for a track athlete -- reveals a bare midriff.

By targeting his comedic writing to 18- to 35-year-old males, Ufford has built a sports blog that attracts almost 1 million visitors each month. Ufford writes tongue-and-cheek items about the things his readers love: athletes and beautiful women. Stokke qualified as both. She was, therefore, a "no-brainer to write about," Ufford said. He posted her picture and typed a four-paragraph blurb to accompany it. Meet pole vaulter Allison Stokke. . . . Hubba hubba and other grunting sounds.

"I understand there are certain people who are put off immediately by the tone of my blog," Ufford said. "Every week, there's somebody who takes offense to something, but that's part of being a comedy writer. If nobody is complaining, it probably wasn't funny. You are hoping for some kind of feedback."

By that measure, Ufford's post about Stokke created a landmark for success. He received a handful of angry e-mails, including one from the photographer who threatened to file suit if his picture of Stokke remained on the blog. But Ufford also attracted a record number of visitors in May, thanks largely to Stokke's picture. More than 20 message boards and 30 blogs copied or linked to Ufford's item.

From her computer at home, Stokke tracked the spread of her image with dismay and disbelief. She had dealt with this once before, when a track fan posted a lewd comment and a picture of her on a message board two years earlier. Stokke had contacted the poster through e-mail and, a few days later, the image had disappeared. But what could she do now, when a search for her name in Yahoo! revealed almost 310,000 hits? "It's not like I could e-mail everybody on the Internet," Stokke said.

For the first week, Stokke tried to ignore the Internet attention. She kept it from her parents. She focused on graduating with a grade-point average above 4.0, on overcoming a knee injury and winning her second state title. But at track meets, twice as many photographers showed up to take her picture. The main office at Newport Harbor High School received dozens of requests for Stokke photo shoots, including one from a risqué magazine in Brazil.

Stokke read on message boards that dozens of anonymous strangers had turned her picture into the background image on their computers. She felt violated. It was like becoming the victim of a crime, Stokke said. Her body had been stolen and turned into a public commodity, critiqued in fan forums devoted to everything from hip-hop to Hollywood.

After dinner one evening in mid-May, Stokke asked her parents to gather around the computer. She gave them the Internet tour that she believed now defined her: to the unofficial Allison Stokke fan page (http://www.allisonstokke.com), complete with a rolling slideshow of 12 pictures; to the fan group on MySpace, with about 1,000 members; to the message boards and chat forums where hundreds of anonymous users looked at Stokke's picture and posted sexual fantasies.

"All of it is like locker room talk," said Cindy Stokke, Allison's mom. "This kind of stuff has been going on for years. But now, locker room talk is just out there in the public. And all of us can read it, even her mother."

An impostor created a fake profile of Stokke on Facebook, a social networking site intended mainly for college students. Stokke's classmates at Newport Harbor High School started receiving Facebook messages that seemed to be from Stokke -- except she typed in Southern jargon and listed her interests as only "BOYS!!!!"

Last week, Stokke wrote a complaint letter to Facebook, and it immediately took down the fake profile. She hasn't contacted any other Web sites, she said. Allan Stokke, a defense attorney, studied California's statutes so he would know if he saw or read anything about his daughter that went beyond distasteful to illegal.

"Even if none of it is illegal, it just all feels really demeaning," Allison Stokke said. "I worked so hard for pole vaulting and all this other stuff, and it's almost like that doesn't matter. Nobody sees that. Nobody really sees me."

Last Friday night, Stokke stood underneath the stadium lights at Cerritos College here, 20 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles. A few thousands fans had come to watch a postseason meet, and dozens of photographers and cameramen roamed the field. Before her first jump, Stokke tried to control her breathing as she chatted with her coach. A good jump here would qualify her for the state championship in Sacramento.

A former gymnast, Stokke had tried pole vaulting as a lark as a freshman in high school. Two months later, she set a school record. She won the 2004 state championship three months after that. Stokke had augmented her natural, pole-vaulting disposition -- speed, upper-body strength and courage -- by lifting weights three times each week. College programs including Harvard, Stanford and UCLA also recruited her.

During her meet at Cerritos College, Stokke cleared 11 feet, then 12 feet, then 13 feet and qualified for the state meet. By the time she stared ahead at a bar set 13 feet 6 inches, all other nine pole vaulters had maxed out. Stokke warmed up by herself, the only athlete left.

She loved pole vaulting because it was a sport built on intricacies. Each motion required calculation and precision. A well-executed vault blended a dancer's timing, a sprinter's speed and a gymnast's grace. "There's so much that happens in a vault below the surface," Stokke said.

As the sun set Friday night, Stokke positioned her pole as if she were jousting and sprinted about 100 feet toward the bar. She ran on her tip-toes, like she'd learned from ballet. As she approached her mark, Stokke bent her pole into the ground and coiled her legs to her chest. She lifted upward, twisting her torso 180 degrees as she passed over the bar. It was a beautiful clearance, and the crowd stood to applaud.

Back on the ground, her vault accomplished, Stokke smiled and took in the scene around her. In the stands and on the field, she was surrounded by cameras. And for a second Stokke wondered: What, exactly, had they captured? And where, exactly, would it go? <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_384232--><!-- THE POST -->

rkmsuf
05-31-2007, 11:26 AM
Waaaaaaaaa.....I'm a hot chick. Waaaaaaaaaaaa.

Bee
05-31-2007, 11:26 AM
I think the most important thing from that article is she's 18 now.

st.cronin
05-31-2007, 11:26 AM
"I worked so hard for pole vaulting and all this other stuff, and it's almost like that doesn't matter. Nobody sees that. Nobody really sees me."

Not that I have no sympathy for her, but she's describing the human condition there. Not one of us has a self image that matches up with how others see us.

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 11:27 AM
I think the most important thing from that article is she's 18 now.

I already confirmed that...and secured #5 on the "might be a stalker" list.

rkmsuf
05-31-2007, 11:30 AM
Hi Mr. Stokke! How's it hangin?

Bee
05-31-2007, 11:30 AM
I'm surprised (and disappointed) one the pics hasn't been posted yet.

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 11:32 AM
They are in other threads, or linked to in those threads.

cthomer5000
05-31-2007, 11:32 AM
Welcome to teh internets.

Qwikshot
05-31-2007, 11:32 AM
What's he going to do when she goes off to college and the real world...?

rkmsuf
05-31-2007, 11:34 AM
Welcome to teh internets.

I'm in yer tubez, lookin at yer daughter.

Butter
05-31-2007, 11:34 AM
Stokke positioned her pole as if she were jousting <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_384232--><!-- THE POST -->

*snicker*

SFL Cat
05-31-2007, 11:41 AM
Having a daughter in sports, I can undertand where Stokke is coming from. Of course, my daughter is such a ham, she'd probably love that kind of attention and simply wave off any lewd stuff with a, "ewwwwww, that person is disgusting and gross."

I, on the other hand, would probably take it much more personally....

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 11:44 AM
Once this dies down and she beats the incredibly small odds of a sicko getting to her, they'll love the fact that she's been set up for a career in modelling/endorsements after she gets out of college. The attention may be unwanted right now, and is a cause for concern, but Hubie Brown tells me she's got "tremendous upside potential."

spleen1015
05-31-2007, 11:45 AM
hxxp://www2.noticiasdot.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/allison.jpg

She's not that hot...

B & B
05-31-2007, 12:00 PM
She's not that hot...


I KEEL YOU NOW!

Crapshoot
05-31-2007, 12:06 PM
Once this dies down and she beats the incredibly small odds of a sicko getting to her, they'll love the fact that she's been set up for a career in modelling/endorsements after she gets out of college. The attention may be unwanted right now, and is a cause for concern, but Hubie Brown tells me she's got "tremendous upside potential."

I dunno K - you have young daughters. You can't say this wouldn't bother the hell out of you if you were the father...

Subby
05-31-2007, 12:13 PM
http://www2.noticiasdot.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/allison.jpg

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 12:13 PM
Oh yeah, right now it would bother me, I'm just saying down the road this could turn out to be a positive. At the very least, it could give her some career opportunities that she may never have had without this exposure.

I mean, she's turning into an internet phenomenon, except she's not the Lightning Bolt guys, the Mi-a-hee guy, the Star Wars kid, the karate guy, etc. She's not being laughed at, she's being looked at. It may be unsettling to her because she didn't ask for it, but it will go away and if she wants to take advantage of her popularity at another point in time, it will come in handy.

Subby
05-31-2007, 12:13 PM
hxxping pictures of people competing in track meets is sad :)

spleen1015
05-31-2007, 12:14 PM
hxxping pictures of people competing in track meets is sad :)

Just being careful.

Solecismic
05-31-2007, 12:15 PM
If Mr. Stokke has found SoSH, he would not be disappointed. She's threatening to surpass Melissa Theuriau.

At any rate, I'm sure she can make enough money modelling this summer to make all the hurt go away. She's on the right track, letting the Washington Post into her life.

Hired a media consultant... check. Washington Post piece defining "reluctant" celebrity status, yet explaining to any potential magazine just how many people would be interested in a feature... check.

Subby
05-31-2007, 12:15 PM
Just being careful.
Yeah god forbid you get banned from this kickass site. :D

spleen1015
05-31-2007, 12:18 PM
Yeah god forbid you get banned from this kickass site. :D

Sigh.

JonInMiddleGA
05-31-2007, 12:23 PM
"I worked so hard for pole vaulting and all this other stuff, and it's almost like that doesn't matter.

Guess what? It doesn't, at least not to any significant number of people.
It's freakin' pole vaulting for crying out loud, and high school pole vaulting at that. Being a hot chick (or being deemed one) on the other hand ...

Don't imply any commentary on whether I'm saying that's right, wrong, or indifferent. I'm just commenting on the comparative reality of the two things.

I'm not particularly put off by her being bothered by why she's attracting attention, she's welcome to feel that way AFAIC, but the apparent shock she seems to be suffering strikes me as awfully naive even for a teenager.

Warhammer
05-31-2007, 12:28 PM
She can vault my pole any time.

TroyF
05-31-2007, 12:30 PM
Guess what? It doesn't, at least not to any significant number of people.
It's freakin' pole vaulting for crying out loud, and high school pole vaulting at that. Being a hot chick (or being deemed one) on the other hand ...

Don't imply any commentary on whether I'm saying that's right, wrong, or indifferent. I'm just commenting on the comparative reality of the two things.

I'm not particularly put off by her being bothered by why she's attracting attention, she's welcome to feel that way AFAIC, but the apparent shock she seems to be suffering strikes me as awfully naive even for a teenager.

My first thoughts when I read the interview. Her father is being a father. He's concerned for his daughter. Ditto for the mom. And Allison certainly has a right to her feelings. If she wants to be thought of as a terrific pole vaulter and she thinks that isn't getting enough play, she can think that.

But is she really that naive? I just don't buy it.

Noop
05-31-2007, 12:40 PM
She is good looking. If she is indeed bothered by this... then she is the first hot chick who didn't like being hot. I mean now that she is 18 she can date older guys with millions and only have to kiss him on the cheek to get a new BMW or whatever hot chicks drive. I am sure there are many ugly girls who would kill to be in her place.

mckerney
05-31-2007, 12:46 PM
I am sure there are many ugly girls who would kill to be in her place.

And certainly plenty of attractive women who would trade their looks to be known as a great polevaulter.

Noop
05-31-2007, 12:47 PM
And certainly plenty of attractive women who would trade their looks to be known as a great polevaulter.

If by pole you mean sex machine then yeah.

mckerney
05-31-2007, 12:49 PM
If by pole you mean sex machine then yeah.

Maybe. In thinking over my previous statement, I have realized that I may have erred...

Logan
05-31-2007, 12:52 PM
If she's so upset about being hot, the next time she vaults she should make sure she lands on her face. Problem solved (after the pain goes away).

Pumpy Tudors
05-31-2007, 12:54 PM
I have stalkers, too, and I'm not going to feign surprise at all. Strangely, they're both redheads, and they both have the same first name, but one's in Louisiana, and one's in Pennsylvania. HOW THEY DO THAT

Pumpy Tudors
05-31-2007, 01:10 PM
If she's so upset about being hot, the next time she vaults she should make sure she lands on her face. Problem solved (after the pain goes away).
Dola

Somehow, I don't think that most of the guys drooling over her are looking at her face...

stevew
05-31-2007, 01:46 PM
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She talks funny, looks like she had a stroke or something on one side of her face.

MJ4H
05-31-2007, 01:47 PM
Dola

Somehow, I don't think that most of the guys drooling over her are looking at her face...

really how are they aiming then

hey who took my edit button

Toddzilla
05-31-2007, 01:53 PM
I think the most important thing from that article is she's 18 now.Ding Ding DING~!

rkmsuf
05-31-2007, 01:56 PM
The key to this phenomenon has to be the pole. I mean there are plenty of attractive gymnasts or tennis girls. I think the pole sets her apart...be it for the sickos or those thinking she may dance amongst the pole.

Viva la pole!

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 02:02 PM
Stokke is okie-dokie!

spleen1015
05-31-2007, 02:04 PM
She is much less attractive once you watch that video.

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 02:05 PM
I hate myself for putting this image out there, but after watching that video the first thing that came to my mind was...


Andy Pettitte

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 02:06 PM
She is much less attractive once you watch that video.

Wrong.

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 02:06 PM
I hate myself for putting this image out there, but after watching that video the first thing that came to my mind was...


Andy Pettitte

Wrong.

bbor
05-31-2007, 02:06 PM
Playboy by 22 guarenteed.

stevew
05-31-2007, 02:07 PM
I hate myself for putting this image out there, but after watching that video the first thing that came to my mind was...


Andy Pettitte


yep, i see that too.

spleen1015
05-31-2007, 02:11 PM
She looks like the cheerleader chick from Friday Night Lights, just alot more goofy looking.

ISiddiqui
05-31-2007, 02:14 PM
My first thoughts when I read the interview. Her father is being a father. He's concerned for his daughter. Ditto for the mom. And Allison certainly has a right to her feelings. If she wants to be thought of as a terrific pole vaulter and she thinks that isn't getting enough play, she can think that.

But is she really that naive? I just don't buy it.

Seems like its part of the 'act'. Looking all innocent and naive to cultivate that persona.

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 02:19 PM
yep, i see that too.

WRONG WRONG WRONG!


Why can't you people all see that you are wrong?!?!?!

Noop
05-31-2007, 02:28 PM
She is much less attractive once you watch that video.

Agreed.

Izulde
05-31-2007, 02:29 PM
Agreed.

Much as I hate to say it, I have to concur.

Surtt
05-31-2007, 02:42 PM
A couple of stories about Mr. Stokkes in acction, he seems somewhat hypicritical.


Defense attorney Al Stokke, pleading on Friday for Judge Richard Tooheyto sentence teacher Sarah Bench-Salorioto only three years in prison, made the same argument for leniency I would have: "Where was she when Iwas 13?"*

hxxp://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/news/local/article_937056.php



No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

hxxp://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/


* Is this one from the "Hot Molester" thread?

moriarty
05-31-2007, 02:50 PM
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”


This one deserves it's own thread. :)

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 02:50 PM
I'll stikk by you, Alison! These other men...all they want is your pole picture with you touching your hair. But I'll be there, no matter what unflattering videos surface!

In fact, Billy Squier and I have collaborated on a song:

"The Stokke"
Now everybody, have you heard
If you're in the game, then the Stokke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for vaultin' - grab your pole...

Put your right hand out, give a firm tugjob
Talk to me about my hog
Spread your boner making both far and wide
Keep your jergens lotion by your side and ...

Stokke, Stokke
Could be a winner girl, you move quite well
Stokke, Stokke

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 02:55 PM
This one deserves it's own thread. :)

That dude probably lost his job and I bet she wasn't even a porn star like the other guy got. I didn't realize sexual traffic stops were the rage these days.

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 02:56 PM
I'll stikk by you, Alison! These other men...all they want is your pole picture with you touching your hair. But I'll be there, no matter what unflattering videos surface!

In fact, Billy Squier and I have collaborated on a song:


You are now #1 with a bullet on Mr. Stokke's list!

Schmidty
05-31-2007, 02:58 PM
She is much less attractive once you watch that video.

She wasn't that great in the first place. She looks like an in-shape 15 year-old with an above average face. Meh. I see girls around Western Washington University better than her everyday. And no, I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.

This is just a case of internet mass hysteria.

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 02:59 PM
I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.





I've always had a thing for a shy, sexy contrarian. What's behind the glasses and ponytail, huh? I bet it's a grade-A fox!

Surtt
05-31-2007, 03:02 PM
This is just a case of internet mass hysteria.


???
well, yeah.

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 03:02 PM
Oh, and.....


She wasn't that great in the first place.

http://joycedesignsinc.com/images/hogwash.jpg

BrianD
05-31-2007, 03:02 PM
She wasn't that great in the first place. She looks like an in-shape 15 year-old with an above average face. Meh. I see girls around Western Washington University better than her everyday. And no, I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.

This is just a case of internet mass hysteria.

Not to really throw a wet blanket on the discussion, but I've seen plenty of girls her equal in Wisconsin.

Although she does get points for being a pole vaulter since I was also one through high school.

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 03:15 PM
I've seen plenty of girls her equal in Wisconsin.

I think you meant that you've seen Wisconsin girls who weigh the equal of plenty of Stokke's.

Oilers9911
05-31-2007, 03:21 PM
The fact that an 18 year-old girl can't even participate in a sport without becoming wanking material for a whole slew of perverts on teh internets is pretty pathetic. I say leave the kid alone.

Ksyrup
05-31-2007, 03:23 PM
I take offense to the term "slew."

BrianD
05-31-2007, 03:30 PM
I think you meant that you've seen Wisconsin girls who weigh the equal of plenty of Stokke's.

While I have seen plenty of both, it is true that I have seen more of what you describe. :)

Karlifornia
05-31-2007, 03:57 PM
The fact that an 18 year-old girl can't even participate in a sport without becoming wanking material for a whole slew of perverts on teh internets is pretty pathetic. I say leave the kid alone.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome FOFC's resident moral watchdog: Bill O'ilers9911

Axxon
05-31-2007, 03:59 PM
Wrong.

This from the guy who thinks zombie women are attractive.

I'm just saying... ;)

Pumpy Tudors
05-31-2007, 04:01 PM
Being totally serious for a change, I arrived home from work yesterday to find a girl who looks a lot like Alison Stokke on the roof of my house. I'm actually not kidding. She was wearing a bikini and walking around on my roof. I didn't even notice as I pulled up to the house. I got out of my car, looked up, and audibly said, "What the fuck?" I guess she didn't hear me because she just kept walking around. Then I noticed that I was standing literally in the middle of the street, and it would be in my best interests to go inside.

I don't know what the hell I'm going to come home to today.

Surtt
05-31-2007, 04:12 PM
Being totally serious for a change, I arrived home from work yesterday to find a girl who looks a lot like Alison Stokke on the roof of my house. I'm actually not kidding. She was wearing a bikini and walking around on my roof. I didn't even notice as I pulled up to the house. I got out of my car, looked up, and audibly said, "What the fuck?" I guess she didn't hear me because she just kept walking around. Then I noticed that I was standing literally in the middle of the street, and it would be in my best interests to go inside.


So you didn't investigate what she was doing?

jeff061
05-31-2007, 04:15 PM
My first thoughts when I read the interview. Her father is being a father. He's concerned for his daughter. Ditto for the mom. And Allison certainly has a right to her feelings. If she wants to be thought of as a terrific pole vaulter and she thinks that isn't getting enough play, she can think that.

But is she really that naive? I just don't buy it.

You must not know a lot of teenagers or even some ladies in their early 20's. Some of them scare me with their naievety.

Pumpy Tudors
05-31-2007, 04:19 PM
So you didn't investigate what she was doing?
Hell, if she's gonna put on a bikini and climb up there, she can do whatever she wants.

Surtt
05-31-2007, 04:44 PM
Hell, if she's gonna put on a bikini and climb up there, she can do whatever she wants.

I know curiosity killed the cat but,
If I came home and had a young attractive bikini clad stranger on my roof I would feel the need to investigate.
...or at least get a better look ;-)

Izulde
05-31-2007, 04:44 PM
Not to really throw a wet blanket on the discussion, but I've seen plenty of girls her equal in Wisconsin.

What the fuck have you been smoking? This state is filled with fat chicks, man.

La Crosse is about as slender and hot as it gets because of the emphasis on athletics and even then I wouldn't say there's plenty of girls her equal in this moo-cow ridden state.

Pumpy Tudors
05-31-2007, 04:54 PM
I know curiosity killed the cat but,
If I came home and had a young attractive bikini clad stranger on my roof I would feel the need to investigate.
...or at least get a better look ;-)
I ain't climbing up on that roof. She's braver than I am.

Ryan S
05-31-2007, 05:35 PM
America needs a Pumpy Tudors reality TV show.

Toddzilla
05-31-2007, 07:14 PM
Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to.

wait - did I just type that out loud?

mckerney
05-31-2007, 07:20 PM
Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to.

wait - did I just type that out loud?

STALKER!

sabotai
05-31-2007, 07:24 PM
I'm with Karlifornia on this one. In the video, her mannerisms quirky and adorable. Almost "geeky". The pic that's been going around is a bit...masculine.

Buccaneer
05-31-2007, 07:32 PM
But with a toned, smooth olive-colored skin, how can you go wrong?

Groundhog
05-31-2007, 07:46 PM
The video makes her look, well, 18 years old. Kind of killed it for me.

Senator
05-31-2007, 08:15 PM
I am more impressed with the camera man/interviewer trying to come up with even more silly questions so he can keep her on camera as much as possible.

God, I have asked her everything I can think of, but there must be more. THINK MAN! THINK! Oh, yes......

"Ummm, so ya think there will be underwater pole vaulting some day? Yeah, baby, I'm just joking, I'm cool like that. Kiss me!"

mckerney
05-31-2007, 08:28 PM
Lunacy - all of this is lunacy - the video just provides more material to fap to.

But she doesn't move the left side of her face...

Groundhog
05-31-2007, 08:31 PM
But she doesn't move the left side of her face...

Just makes for an easier target.

BrianD
05-31-2007, 08:34 PM
What the fuck have you been smoking? This state is filled with fat chicks, man.

In general you are correct, but there are enough around that look like they really belong in California.

La Crosse is about as slender and hot as it gets because of the emphasis on athletics and even then I wouldn't say there's plenty of girls her equal in this moo-cow ridden state.

The Appleton area is surprisingly decent. The ratio of hot to moo still tends to favor the wrong side, but it was better than I expected.

Speaking of Stokke, I used to play volleyball with a girl that looked a lot like her. She was attending one of the local colleges. Standing behind her while she bent over to prepare for a serve was one of the highlights of my week.

Chief Rum
05-31-2007, 08:49 PM
She's attractive, yes. But honestly, she's just another hot chick in the OC. We farm them out here. It's our #1 export. Hot chicks, girls next door, MILFs-to-be, pornstars, etc. etc. Welcome to the OC.

mckerney
05-31-2007, 09:38 PM
The Appleton area is surprisingly decent.

True.

Oilers9911
05-31-2007, 10:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome FOFC's resident moral watchdog: Bill O'ilers9911

Nope, no such thing. It's just ridiculous watching the internet community, not FOFC specifically...get all fucking gaga over some 18 year old kid.

cthomer5000
05-31-2007, 10:24 PM
Nope, no such thing. It's just ridiculous watching the internet community, not FOFC specifically...get all fucking gaga over some 18 year old kid.

Why is it different than any one guy going gaga over the looks of any 18 year old girl? It's like the most basic human reaction, to define whether or not we find someone attractive.

Rizon
05-31-2007, 11:03 PM
What does age got to do with it? She's good with a pole, and that's all that matters.

SFL Cat
05-31-2007, 11:07 PM
I am more impressed with the camera man/interviewer trying to come up with even more silly questions so he can keep her on camera as much as possible.

God, I have asked her everything I can think of, but there must be more. THINK MAN! THINK! Oh, yes......

"Ummm, so ya think there will be underwater pole vaulting some day? Yeah, baby, I'm just joking, I'm cool like that. Kiss me!"

I spewed diet coke as I read this... :)

SFL Cat
05-31-2007, 11:09 PM
BTW, when did Joe Namath start covering track meets?

Vinatieri for Prez
06-01-2007, 12:56 AM
I think the pole vaulting angle is what has propelled this. It's totally unusual, but yet at the same time, quite alluring. I can't explain it. But if she 's not holding the pole, I don't think this goes anywhere.

Vinatieri for Prez
06-01-2007, 01:33 AM
However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser:

hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/

I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.

Vinatieri for Prez
06-01-2007, 01:34 AM
On another note, I just got a case of the McPheever again:

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-07.jpg

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-06.jpg

Izulde
06-01-2007, 05:47 AM
STALKER!

Don't you mean Stokker?

Izulde
06-01-2007, 05:49 AM
In general you are correct, but there are enough around that look like they really belong in California.

Most of the Cali types I've seen are actually pre-marriage Minnesota imports.

[quoteThe Appleton area is surprisingly decent. The ratio of hot to moo still tends to favor the wrong side, but it was better than I expected.
[/QUOTE]

I presume that's because of the upper class girls at overrated Lawrence?

Ksyrup
06-01-2007, 06:35 AM
However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser:

hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/

I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.


I think this is the most truthful answer I read on that site:

She’s not dating me, so yes, this guy is a douchebag.
<SMALL class=commentmetadata>Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm (http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/#comment-436974) </SMALL><!-- <small class="commentmetadata"> after the fact, </small>-->

Toddzilla
06-01-2007, 07:35 AM
She’s not dating me, so yes, this guy is a douchebag.Truer words have never been spoken, my brother...

TroyF
06-01-2007, 07:55 AM
However, in typical hot young girl fashion, she is dating a complete loser:

hxxp://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/30/is-allison-stokke-dating-a-douchebag/

I warn you that if you view these pix, you will never think of the Stokkenator the same way. You've been forewarned.

What the hell do you mean? This gives me hope. If he can get Stokke, I can get. . . ummmm. . . some drunk hooker or something. This is a truly great day.

BrianD
06-01-2007, 08:05 AM
I presume that's because of the upper class girls at overrated Lawrence?

I'm not sure where they come from, and I guess I don't really care that much. I'm not too picky when it comes to eye-candy that I'll probably never talk to.

Rizon
06-01-2007, 08:14 AM
On another note, I just got a case of the McPheever again:

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-07.jpg

hxxp://tophspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/katharine-mcphee-06.jpg

Best post in this thread.

Warhammer
06-01-2007, 08:17 AM
Man, the ratio of pics with his tongue out to those without his tongue is extremely high. Therefore we must label him douchebag.

DanGarion
02-12-2015, 10:11 AM
She's baaaaaack.


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3ANGZm0xPOA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Toddzilla
02-12-2015, 10:18 AM
Boxxing in 3...2...

DanGarion
02-12-2015, 10:32 AM
If I get boxed for a GoPro video I'm blaming JediKooter.

Grover
02-12-2015, 10:42 AM
Watching the vault from the first person view is awesome.

Also, 10/10, would pole vault her myself.

digamma
04-04-2018, 04:12 PM
She's dating Rickie Fowler.

JonInMiddleGA
04-04-2018, 09:13 PM
She's dating Rickie Fowler.

Any bets on whether he first saw her online?

tarcone
04-04-2018, 09:37 PM
Capitalizing on her fame because of her photos online?

NobodyHere
04-04-2018, 09:38 PM
She's dating NobodyHere.

Fixed

digamma
04-05-2018, 08:01 AM
Any bets on whether he first saw her online?

Yes is the safe bet, right?

Subby
04-05-2018, 10:23 AM
Rickie Fowler & Allison Stokke: 5 Fast Facts You Need to*Know (https://heavy.com/sports/2017/06/rickie-fowler-girlfriend-allison-stokke-age-pictures-pole-vault-career/)

Young Drachma
04-05-2018, 11:13 PM
I mean, if you're gonna be famous because of internet jerks, you might as leverage it.

PilotMan
04-05-2018, 11:27 PM
Playboy by 22 guarenteed.

Who thought 11 years ago that by now, Playboy would basically be dead, and completely irrelevant?

Shkspr
04-06-2018, 01:25 AM
Well, clearly their fuckup was in not giving her an offer.

GrantDawg
04-24-2018, 07:52 AM
Holy Crap, it has been 11 years? She is 29? Wow, time really does get weird when you're old.