My dog just ate 5 $100 bills

[st.cronin]

I'm about to go Mike Vick on his ass.

[MrBug708]

Don't worry, nature will take it's course

[Lathum]

Saldana's dog ate $40 of mine once.

[jbmagic]

I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump. :)

[Lathum]

I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump. :)

you should work in an arcade

[Mustang]

Have your dog crap in Macroguru's yard.

[spleen1015]

WTF? How can your dog even get to 5 $100 bills?

My boss came to work a few weeks ago with prescription sunglasses on.

"Dude, where are your glasses?"

"My new rot/german shepard puppy ate them."

"What?"

"Yeah, the little bitch ate the lenses. Ate the frames. Gone."

"How do you know?"

"You gotta check the poop, man."

"You checked the poop?"

"Yeah."

"Holy shit!"

"More like glassy shit."

WTF?

[EagleFan]

Don't worry, nature will take it's course

It's going to suck to be the teller (or cashier) he goes to after that...

[JonInMiddleGA]

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

[st.cronin]

They've been recovered. The dog is still alive, a little shook up.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

They've been recovered. The dog is still alive, a little shook up.

Do tell!

[JeeberD]

I'm guessing...

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/exlax_120pills_enlarge.jpg

[Ksyrup]

Do tell!

He needs a new debit card now.

[stevew]

well, that validates the theory that most 100's are in contact with blood, feces, or drugs, anyways.

[Draft Dodger]

what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course

[Eaglesfan27]

what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course

That was my first thought as well.

[Warhammer]

What are the serial numbers on those bills?

[st.cronin]

I'm guessing...

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/exlax_120pills_enlarge.jpg

Actually, I went the other way.

[Toddzilla]

I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump. :)BDK Approves
http://altrap.com/articles/articlepics/bdk.jpg

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Actually, I went the other way.

Ipecac?

[Richard Weed]

If the dog is worth less than $500 kill him and get your money back.

[Karlifornia]

If the dog is worth less than $500 kill him and get your money back.

Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?

[path12]

Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?

At this point I'm afraid to find out what my upper limit would be to save my dog. It's definitely over $500 though.

[st.cronin]

At this point I'm afraid to find out what my upper limit would be to save my dog. It's definitely over $500 though.

+1

[Karlifornia]

I don't think sentimental value is considered legal tender

[Richard Weed]

Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?
Good point.

[wade moore]

I don't think sentimental value is considered legal tender

Even if you try to spin your insensitive comment like that, you're still completely wrong as $500 is actually very inexpensive for a dog from a breeder.

[JeeberD]

And wade knows all about dog breeding, doesn't he?


http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/JeeberD/wade.jpg

;)

[Karlifornia]

Even if you try to spin your insensitive comment like that, you're still completely wrong as $500 is actually very inexpensive for a dog from a breeder.

Ok, I love dogs....I've had dogs all my life....Would I pay $500 for an operation to save a dog's life? Yes. I read the paper...I know that many purebreds go for thousands of dollars....but why? So people can show it off like a fucking status-symbol BMW? What does the dog do? I mean, are these people herding sheep or detecting drugs or bombs at airports? These dogs aren't worth this ridiculous prices. And people keep on paying $1500 for an English Bulldog that is so inbred it can't even stand up or breathe.

Companionship? You can get a dog that will you love you just as much for basically nothing from the pound.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

As to how much a dog is worth... It all depends. $500 to save his life and he'll be fine and run and play and live a long life? Ok. $500 to save his life so he can lie around for six months and then die? Nope. Save another one from the pound.

[Mustang]

Wonder what the line is by just giving your story on FOFC and having it on CNN.

hxxp://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/07/19/nelson.mn.dog.eats.cash.kare

[Ksyrup]

Yeah, I just saw that link. I hate those video stories so I didn't click on it. Pretty funny, though.

[vex]

Just saw that on MSNBC.

[Toddiec]

This made the local news here on Channel 9 in the KC area this morning.

[sterlingice]

what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course

.

SI

[SnDvls]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070720/ap_on_fe_st/odd_money_eating_dog;_ylt=ArAA.GreLfEhxhvqiO.CqRYDW7oF

Family searches feces of cash-eating dog

MENOMONIE, Wis. - Debbie Hulleman's dog Pepper has been known to gnaw on lipstick, munch on shampoo bottles and chew on toothpaste. But Pepper got Hulleman into a real mess after gobbling nearly $750.

"This is probably the worst," Hulleman said Thursday, recalling how she poked through vomit and dog piles left in the yard to recover the cash.

Hulleman had asked her mother in Oakdale, Minn., to take care of Pepper and Zach, the family's other dog last month while she and husband went on vacation.

Pepper, an 8-year-old black Labrador-German shorthair, got into a purse belonging to her mother's friend and chewed the cash from an envelope.

Hulleman's mother recovered some of the money that Pepper spit out, thinking she had it all. But when Hulleman returned from the trip and went to clean up her dogs' mess outside, she noticed a $50 bill hanging from one pile.

The chore of sorting through dog feces netted about $400, the 50-year-old dog lover said. Between that and other bills that Pepper had either vomited or simply chewed on, the family recovered $647.

"We have a $100 bill that can't be recovered because you need three-fourths of a bill and it is only half of a bill," Hulleman said.

The family swapped the soiled money for fresh currency at a bank.

"It wasn't that bad. I soaked it and strained it and rinsed it. I just kept rinsing it and rinsing it. I had rubber gloves on of course," Hulleman said.

"Everyone said, 'I can't believe you did that.' Well, for $400, yeah, I would do that," she said.