Prison shows on MSNBC

[Lathum]

I am addicted to them, does anyone else watch these ?

[Young Drachma]

I do. Not much of a TV watcher, but I'll watch these if they're on and I find it intriguing. And of course, scary as hell.

[sabotai]

I do every once in awhile, along with their crime documentaries that they show on the weekends. Really good stuff.

[Lathum]

I wonder why they can't invent some technology where they implant a chip inside inmates where if a certain button is pushed it renders them incapacitated.

[Brillig]

I wonder why they can't invent some technology where they implant a chip inside inmates where if a certain button is pushed it renders them incapacitated.

Because this isn't Blade Runner. Or 1984.

[sabotai]

I wonder why they can't invent some technology where they implant a chip inside inmates where if a certain button is pushed it renders them incapacitated.

And what happens the first time the chip malfunctions and gives the inmate super powers? What then?

[JediKooter]

And what happens the first time the chip malfunctions and gives the inmate super powers? What then?

Then they just unfreeze Demolition Man.

[Logan]

MSNBC? Please.

HBO had this special on, The Jail Special. Couple of months ago... now normally when you see a special about jail it's on regular TV and there's alot of shit they don't show. Oh, no...not the HBO Jail Special. Oh, they showed it all! They was interviewing a brother in there, they said now, "Sir, when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate him?" The guy goes, "Well, the first thing I do is make him toss my salad." The guy's like, "'Toss my salad?' What's that?" The guy: "Well, having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or with syrup. I prefer syrup." I'm not making this up!

And then the guy said "Why must you go through all of that, sir? Why not just oral sex?" And the brother goes "Well, when a man is sucking your dick, he can pretend it's something else... but when he's eating ass... he knows it's ass!"

[Qwikshot]

I wonder why the chip thing isn't an option in Iraq and Afghanistan, if I was a contractor I'd volunteer for it...I understand that it's too risky for soldiers, but it makes a lot of sense as a contractor in case you are kidnapped.

[rkmsuf]

MSNBC? Please.

HBO had this special on, The Jail Special. Couple of months ago... now normally when you see a special about jail it's on regular TV and there's alot of shit they don't show. Oh, no...not the HBO Jail Special. Oh, they showed it all! They was interviewing a brother in there, they said now, "Sir, when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate him?" The guy goes, "Well, the first thing I do is make him toss my salad." The guy's like, "'Toss my salad?' What's that?" The guy: "Well, having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or with syrup. I prefer syrup." I'm not making this up!

And then the guy said "Why must you go through all of that, sir? Why not just oral sex?" And the brother goes "Well, when a man is sucking your dick, he can pretend it's something else... but when he's eating ass... he knows it's ass!"

Couldn't they pretend it's like waffles or something with the syrup?

[BrianD]

MSNBC? Please.

HBO had this special on, The Jail Special. Couple of months ago... now normally when you see a special about jail it's on regular TV and there's alot of shit they don't show. Oh, no...not the HBO Jail Special. Oh, they showed it all! They was interviewing a brother in there, they said now, "Sir, when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate him?" The guy goes, "Well, the first thing I do is make him toss my salad." The guy's like, "'Toss my salad?' What's that?" The guy: "Well, having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or with syrup. I prefer syrup." I'm not making this up!

And then the guy said "Why must you go through all of that, sir? Why not just oral sex?" And the brother goes "Well, when a man is sucking your dick, he can pretend it's something else... but when he's eating ass... he knows it's ass!"

Chris Rock is a funny, funny guy.