Which actor would you be?

[Richard Weed]

Making the assumption that every lead actor has sex with the leading actress, who would you be? We talked about this at work and I chose Adam Sandler. Some other guys chose Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt. I told them they'd be perfect for 12 Monkeys. :)

Anyhow, if you could be one actor who had sex with all of his leading ladies, who would you be?

[Senator]

Shaft

[DaddyTorgo]

pierce brosnan? sean connery?

[MikeVic]

pierce brosnan?

Mmmm, Mrs. Doubtfire.

[larrymcg421]

George Clooney is a good start. Under that criteria, he's boned Julia Roberts, Cate Blanchett, Catherina Zeta-Jones, Jennifer Lopez, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle MacPherson, Judy Greer, and Nicole Kidman. If we count TV, he's boned Julianna Marguiles and just about every guest star that appeared in the first 5 seasons of ER. He also boned Laurie Metcalf, someone on Sisters (which is good as long as it wasn't Swoosie Kurtz), and someone from Facts of Life (as long as it's not Mindy Cohn, Charlotte Rae, or Cloris Leachman).

[Logan]

Anyone who has nailed Scarlett, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and the blonde lead actress from "John Tucker Must Die."

[MrBug708]

Leo. He seems to always be with a hot girl and then never seems to have any drama

[Lathum]

Ron Jeremy.

[larrymcg421]

Anyone who has nailed Scarlett, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and the blonde lead actress from "John Tucker Must Die."

...is obviously a shitty actor.

[Toddzilla]

Elisha Cuthbert's male co-star in (insert any movie title here)

[Izulde]

Good question. I need to research this.

[rowech]

Here are a couple...

Mark Wahlberg -- Both Theron and Anniston. That's a huge plus. Diane Lane, Heather Graham, Margiules (maybe?), Witherspoon, Milano, Amy Brenneman...some so-sos but that's a terrible twosome to start although not all are leads.

Matt Damon -- Not all are leads again but Stiles, Barkin, Zeta-Jones, Roberts, Medes, Cruz, Theron, Paltrow, any from Dogma you might like, Driver (okay...a stretch), Meg Ryan

I think I might have to go with Wahlberg though just for Theron and Anniston.

[MizzouRah]

Mark Wahlberg is an EXCELLENT play. MMMmmmm Milano.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Thalmus Rasulala

[larrymcg421]

Wahlberg also gets Ashley Judd. I still think Clooney is ahead of him, though.

[sabotai]

Ewan McGregor would get you Scarlett, Natalie Portman, Ashley Judd, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Cameran Diaz and Renee Zellweger

[Lathum]

Nicolas Cage has some nice conquests.

[st.cronin]

Steve Buscemi

[BYU 14]

I would say Matthew McCaughnehey, but that would mean I had to nail Sarah Jessica Parker :(

[larrymcg421]

Cary Grant gets you Audrey Hepburn, Katharine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Grace Kelly, Deborah Kerr, Sophia Loren, Ginger Rogers, Jayne Mansfield, Eva Marie Saint, Doris Day (More impressive considering the age difference, go Cary!), Jean Arthur, Carole Lombard, Rosalind Russel, Irene Dunne, and Joan Fontaine.

[Chief Rum]

Making the assumption that every lead actor has sex with the leading actress, who would you be? We talked about this at work and I chose Adam Sandler. Some other guys chose Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt. I told them they'd be perfect for 12 Monkeys. :)

Anyhow, if you could be one actor who had sex with all of his leading ladies, who would you be?

I'm not sure I get the 12 Monkeys comment. All I know is, if I was either of those guys, and I got to have sex with Madeleine Stowe, circa 1995, sign me up. Even the 12 monkeys can come.

[larrymcg421]

I'm not sure I get the 12 Monkeys comment. All I know is, if I was either of those guys, and I got to have sex with Madeleine Stowe, circa 1995, sign me up. Even the 12 monkeys can come.

Brad and Bruce were in 12 Monkeys together.

But yeah, I agree with the Madeleine Stowe comment.

[Chief Rum]

Brad and Bruce were in 12 Monkeys together.

But yeah, I agree with the Madeleine Stowe comment.

Yeah, I know. Maybe the question was who is the lead? If it is, the answer is Bruce Willis for that one.

[larrymcg421]

Yeah, I know. Maybe the question was who is the lead? If it is, the answer is Bruce Willis for that one.

Bruce is the lead, and he also gets Halle Berry, Amanda Peet, Cate Blanchett, Monica Belluci, Jessica Alba, Cybill Shepherd, Bonnie Bedelia, Andie MacDowell, Maria de Medeiros (Pulp Fiction), Milla Jovovich, and Michelle Pfeiffer. Not a bad tally, Bruce.

[SackAttack]

Cary Grant gets you Audrey Hepburn, Katharine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Grace Kelly, Deborah Kerr, Sophia Loren, Ginger Rogers, Jayne Mansfield, Eva Marie Saint, Doris Day (More impressive considering the age difference, go Cary!), Jean Arthur, Carole Lombard, Rosalind Russel, Irene Dunne, and Joan Fontaine.

Bogart got the Hepburns and Bergman, but he also got Lauren Bacall and, depending on whether or not he had the male lead, Ann Sheridan.

[larrymcg421]

Bogart got the Hepburns and Bergman, but he also got Lauren Bacall and, depending on whether or not he had the male lead, Ann Sheridan.

Sophia Loren > 3 Lauren Bacall's

[Chief Rum]

Bruce is the lead, and he also gets Halle Berry, Amanda Peet, Cate Blanchett, Monica Belluci, Jessica Alba, Cybill Shepherd, Bonnie Bedelia, Andie MacDowell, Maria de Medeiros (Pulp Fiction), Milla Jovovich, and Michelle Pfeiffer. Not a bad tally, Bruce.

Yeah, must admit, that's a pretty good list. There are several "insta-boner" babes on that list. :)

[Chief Rum]

Sophia Loren > 3 Lauren Bacall's

Tend to agree. Looking at Grant's list, just Loren, Mansfield and Saint are clinchers for me. Much less all of the others.

[SackAttack]

Sophia Loren > 3 Lauren Bacall's

Shenanigans.

Blasphemer.

Oh, and Chief, you're an Angel fan. I'll give you a pass for poor judgment. :D

[Izulde]

Ewan McGregor would get you Scarlett, Natalie Portman, Ashley Judd, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Cameran Diaz and Renee Zellweger

Scalett and Natalie are homerun hits there. Kidman's decent in the right situation. Can't remember what Watts looks like, but the other two are seriously meh.

[Chief Rum]

Shenanigans.

Blasphemer.

Oh, and Chief, you're an Angel fan. I'll give you a pass for poor judgment. :D

Well, Loren is on some higher tier. I mean, she still looks great into her 70s, lol!

I wouldn't kick Bacall outta bed, though.

[larrymcg421]

Ewan doesn't get Natalie. Unfortunately, Hayden Christensen does.

[Mustang]

Jim Carey.. I could manage. Not alot of Uber-hotness but, enough variation. Plus, nets me Jennifer Aniston so.. I'd be happy.

[MacroGuru]

Billy Bob Thornton gets Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Charlize Theron, Natasha Richardson, Dunst, Zeta-Jones, Lauren Graham, Connie Nielsen, Jacinda Barrett, Melissa Sagemiller, Liv Tyler,

[Izulde]

I never got the appeal of Aniston. Her face looks like a horse kicked her. and yeah I've heard the sweater meat thing, but her boobies are more overrated than Tom Brady.

[DanGarion]

I'm not sure what exactly you are looking for in the "staring role" I'm basically looking at top 5 people associated with the film and calling them the stars... ;)

Alec Baldwin, stared with both Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Not to mention...

Tina Fey
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Kelly Preston
Angelina Jolie (not a big deal to me, but I know to the rest of you)
Nikki Reed
Carrie Ann-Moss
Toni Collette
Maria Bello
Kate Beckinsale again!
Demi Moore
Diane Lane
Meg Ryan
Kim Basinger
Geena Davis (when she was HOT!)
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Mena Suvari
Monica Keena

Probably more, but the first two do it for me.

Or Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Marrisa Tomei (yum), Winona Ryder, and the girl from Ed, plus some more.

[Blade6119]

Mark Wahlberg -- Both Theron and Anniston. That's a huge plus. Diane Lane, Heather Graham, Margiules (maybe?), Witherspoon, Milano, Amy Brenneman...some so-sos but that's a terrible twosome to start although not all are leads.

And from shooter, kate mara, who i love

[Desmond]

I've got to go with Antonio Banderas just because it gets me Rebecca DeMornay and Julliane Moore. Throw in Salma Hayek, Rebecca Romijn, Angelina Jolie, Lolita Davidovich, Lucy Liu, Madonna, Melanie Griffith, Valeria Golina, Ione Skye and Daryl Hannah and you've got a who's who of experienced pleasure pots.

And ya know what? Screw it, I'm taking Cathy Moriarty down in the hatch too.

[larrymcg421]

I've got to go with Antonio Banderas just because it gets me Rebecca DeMornay and Julliane Moore. Throw in Salma Hayek, Rebecca Romijn, Angelina Jolie, Lolita Davidovich, Lucy Liu, Madonna, Melanie Griffith, Valeria Golina, Ione Skye and Daryl Hannah and you've got a who's who of experienced pleasure pots.

And ya know what? Screw it, I'm taking Cathy Moriarty down in the hatch too.

Melanie Griffith cancels out that entire list. Yikes.

[rowech]

And from shooter, kate mara, who i love

Never saw it so didn't know.

[Schmidty]

Only because of Molly, I would choose Judd Nelson.

Other than that, I would pick Nicholas Cage mainly because of Carla Gugino and Elisabeth Shue.

[Draft Dodger]

Michael Douglas: Evan Rachel Wood, Eva Longoria, Brittany Murphy, Liv Tyler, Katie Holmes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Deborah Kara Unger, Sharon Stone (when she was at her hottest), Annette Benning, Demi Moore, Kathleen Turner, Melanie Griffith (yuck), Kathleen Turner (3 TIMES!), Glen Close, Anne Archer, Jane Fonda

and then you go home and sleep with Catherine Zeta Jones. yes, please.

[Draft Dodger]

Tom Cruise would be a good option too, but I think I might still go with Douglas.

Rebecca DeMorney
Lea Thompson
Mia Sara (!)
Kelly McGillis
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Elisabeth Schue
Valeria Golina (yes, please)
Nicole Kidman (thrice!)
Demi Moore
Jeanne Tripplehorn
Emanuelle Beart
a very not legal Kirsten Dunst
Renee Zellweger
Thandie Newton
Julianne Moore
Penelope Cruz
Cameron Diaz (do not want)
Jada Pinkett
Keri Russell
Meryl Streep (sure I would)

[Pumpy Tudors]

N!xau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0618452/)

[Logan]

...is obviously a shitty actor.

Who the fuck said this was about acting?

[Mike1409]

Kevin Costner

Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston, Annette Bening, Courteney Cox, Kelly Preston, Robin Wright Penn, Olivia Williams, Rene Russo, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Laura Dern, Whitney Houston, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Madeleine Stowe, Susan Sarandon, Sean Young, Rae Dawn Chong

[Maple Leafs]

I'm not sure if this is cheating since this guy is rarely an actual "leading man:, but...

Luke Wilson would get you: Elisha Cuthbert, Christina Applegate, Kate Beckinsale, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon (twice), Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Courtney Cox, Heather Graham, Drew Barrymore, Rachel McAdams, Uma Thurman, Eddie Izzard (for variety), Amy Poehler, Eliza Dushku and Kate Hudson.

He's also just finished a movie with Jessica Simpson and Rachel Leigh Cook.

[DanGarion]

I'm not sure if this is cheating since this guy is rarely an actual "leading man:, but...

Luke Wilson would get you: Elisha Cuthbert, Christina Applegate, Kate Beckinsale, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon (twice), Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Courtney Cox, Heather Graham, Drew Barrymore, Rachel McAdams, Uma Thurman, Eddie Izzard (for variety), Amy Poehler, Eliza Dushku and Kate Hudson.

He's also just finished a movie with Jessica Simpson and Rachel Leigh Cook.

I was actually thinking Luke or Owen Wilson after I logged off night.

[johnnyshaka]

Kevin Bacon has got to be one of the best answers...he's been in every movie since the early 80's!!!!

[st.cronin]

Seth Rogan

[Subby]

This is like the Kevin Bacon game for horny geeks!

[Pumpy Tudors]

This is like the Kevin Bacon game for horny geeks!
THEN YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING TWICE LOL

[Oilers9911]

The Julie Bowen factor places me squarely on the Adam Sandler bandwagon.

[bulletsponge]

hmmm i dont watch movies much at all, so is there a guy that can get me Kate beckinsale, Eva mendez and Jessica Biel?

[DanGarion]

Seth Rogan

That's a good one too, with Katherine...

[BYU 14]

Billy Bob Thornton gets Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Charlize Theron, Natasha Richardson, Dunst, Zeta-Jones, Lauren Graham, Connie Nielsen, Jacinda Barrett, Melissa Sagemiller, Liv Tyler,

Good call!

[sabotai]

Scalett and Natalie are homerun hits there. Kidman's decent in the right situation. Can't remember what Watts looks like, but the other two are seriously meh.

Naomi Watts was in The Ring and Mulholland Drive.

[chesapeake]

Keanu Reeves gets (most importantly) Monica Bellucci, plus Charlize Theron, Winona Ryder, Marisa Tomei and a host of other tasties from the last 15 years. Sign me up for that.

[sabotai]

Question, picking an actor for the female leads you get to bang, does that mean you bang ALL of them, or do you get to pick and choose? Some of these actors have really good selections, but they also have some real dogs thrown in. Banging Scarlet would be nice, but if that means I have to bang Kathy Bates as well...I think I'll keep looking.

From the way the question is worded, "Making the assumption that every lead actor has sex with the leading actress, who would you be?", it sounds like all of them.

[Sgran]

George Clooney is a good start. Under that criteria, he's boned Julia Roberts, Cate Blanchett, Catherina Zeta-Jones, Jennifer Lopez, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle MacPherson, Judy Greer, and Nicole Kidman. If we count TV, he's boned Julianna Marguiles and just about every guest star that appeared in the first 5 seasons of ER. He also boned Laurie Metcalf, someone on Sisters (which is good as long as it wasn't Swoosie Kurtz), and someone from Facts of Life (as long as it's not Mindy Cohn, Charlotte Rae, or Cloris Leachman).

I'll take Clooney as long as I can take Salma instead of Juliette Lewis (are there really men who find her attractive?).

[st.cronin]

Question, picking an actor for the female leads you get to bang, does that mean you bang ALL of them, or do you get to pick and choose? Some of these actors have really good selections, but they also have some real dogs thrown in. Banging Scarlet would be nice, but if that means I have to bang Kathy Bates as well...I think I'll keep looking.

From the way the question is worded, "Making the assumption that every lead actor has sex with the leading actress, who would you be?", it sounds like all of them.

That's why I settled on Seth Rogan. I'm a monogamous kind of guy.

[larrymcg421]

Keanu Reeves gets (most importantly) Monica Bellucci, plus Charlize Theron, Winona Ryder, Marisa Tomei and a host of other tasties from the last 15 years. Sign me up for that.

Keanu Reeves also gets you Martha Plimpton, Lori Petty, and uh, River Phoenix. Sign me up for a lobotomy.

Bruce Willis easily pwns Keanu in this, as he also gets Monica, plus a much more comprehensive and varied list of hotties.

[johnnyshaka]

Ok...I said Kevin Bacon...now let's see what kind of notches I can add to the bed post:

Candice Bergen
Ellen Barkin
Lori Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jami Gertz
Holly Hunter
Mary Steenburgen
Liz McGovern
Gail O'Grady
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Teri Hatcher
Fran Drescher
Holly Fields
Reba McIntyre
Julia Roberts
Julie Warner
Kyra Sedgwick
Krisitn Dattilo
Linda Fiorentino
Jamie Lee Curtis
Liz Perkins
Sharon Stone
Demi Moore
Mia Kirshner
Minnie Driver
Jennifer Aniston
Calista Flockhart
Evan Rachel Wood
Mary Stuart Masterson
Neve Campbell
Denise Richards
Jennifer Morrison
Diane Lane
Elisabeth Shue
Rhona Mitra
Laura Dern
Hillary Bonham Carter
Charlize Theron
Courtney Love
Laura Linney
Eve
Marisa Tomei
Alicial Silverstone
Andie MacDowell
Mena Suvari
Rachel Blanchard
Kirstin Adams
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Kelly Preston
Aisha Tyler
Bonnie Root
Nicole Kidman

[Blade6119]

hmmm i dont watch movies much at all, so is there a guy that can get me Kate beckinsale, Eva mendez and Jessica Biel?

Nicholas Cage can get you mendez and biel, but not beckinsale...i found they presented an MTV movie award together, no idea why though, but thats still 2 out of 3.

[MikeVic]

I'm so lost. I thought this was a leading actor with a leading actress. So a 1-to-1... Keanu Reaves wouldn't get Monica Belucci in The Matrix, but he would get Carrie-Anne Moss.

[Travis]

Matt Dillon been nominated?

Liv Tyler
Denise Richards
Neve Campbell
Kate Hudson
Marisa Tomei
Lindsay Lohan
Sandra Bullock
Christina Applegate
Cameron Diaz
Sarah Silverman
Lauren Holly
Nicole Kidman
Annabella Sciorra
Kelly Lynch
Heather Graham
Diane Lane (x3)

Admittedly, I haven't seen most of these, but One Night at McCools and Wild Things prompted me to check out what other movies he'd been in. I tried to stick to naming actresses where he was high up on the credit list, though for the most part I have no clue who played what sort of role in the actual movies.

[I. J. Reilly]

Ok...I said Kevin Bacon...now let's see what kind of notches I can add to the bed post:

Candice Bergen
Ellen Barkin
Lori Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jami Gertz
Holly Hunter
Mary Steenburgen
Liz McGovern
Gail O'Grady
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Teri Hatcher
Fran Drescher
Holly Fields
Reba McIntyre
Julia Roberts
Julie Warner
Kyra Sedgwick
Krisitn Dattilo
Linda Fiorentino
Jamie Lee Curtis
Liz Perkins
Sharon Stone
Demi Moore
Mia Kirshner
Minnie Driver
Jennifer Aniston
Calista Flockhart
Evan Rachel Wood
Mary Stuart Masterson
Neve Campbell
Denise Richards
Jennifer Morrison
Diane Lane
Elisabeth Shue
Rhona Mitra
Laura Dern
Hillary Bonham Carter
Charlize Theron
Courtney Love
Laura Linney
Eve
Marisa Tomei
Alicial Silverstone
Andie MacDowell
Mena Suvari
Rachel Blanchard
Kirstin Adams
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Kelly Preston
Aisha Tyler
Bonnie Root
Nicole Kidman

What a long, strange trip that would be. There are few landmines in there. Fighting your way through Fran Drescher would certainly make you appreciate Charlize Theron a little bit more, I would imagine.

[Surtt]

What a long, strange trip that would be. There are few landmines in there. Fighting your way through Fran Drescher would certainly make you appreciate Charlize Theron a little bit more, I would imagine.

As long as she didn't talk, she would be ok.

[Richard Weed]

hmmm i dont watch movies much at all, so is there a guy that can get me Kate beckinsale, Eva mendez and Jessica Biel?
Adam Sandler gets you two out of three too. Kate and Jessica.