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Antmeister
08-02-2007, 10:37 AM
Uhhhhhhh......hmmm.....
There are just too many interpretations about the personality of the next participant, depending on who you ask. So you now you have the opportunity to get some straight answers (hopefully) to give you some insight to how it was formed.

The next FTB participant is Hell Atlantic. Blast away with your questions. As usual, questions will be fielded until Sunday. Any questions asked after that day can be answered by Hell Atlantic if he chooses to do so.
st.cronin
08-02-2007, 10:38 AM
I forgot the exact phrasing, but: Who the fuck is this douchebag?
flere-imsaho
08-02-2007, 10:42 AM
Can you make it through either the question or answer thread without getting boxed?

Do you ever regret making boasts about MP FOF, especially when it turns out you can't fulfill them?

Who is the anti-HA?
st.cronin
08-02-2007, 10:44 AM
Do you still need to speak Greek to get by in Astoria, or is it yuppieville?
MikeVic
08-02-2007, 10:46 AM
Who's Dean Houston?
Young Drachma
08-02-2007, 10:48 AM
Does the lack of Bell Atlantic's existance make your name less relevant or is it a "throwback to a different era in time?"
Lorena
08-02-2007, 10:54 AM
How much did you pay dangarion so you could be next?

Why are you so opposed to posting a picture of yourself? So opposed, in fact, that you wanted someone boxed for it.
Subby
08-02-2007, 11:23 AM
Post a picture of yourself.
Poli
08-02-2007, 11:35 AM
If I was a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?
Toddzilla
08-02-2007, 11:35 AM
How does it feel to be the last FTB?
MikeVic
08-02-2007, 11:37 AM
How does it feel to be the last FTB?

This is the last?
Dr. Sak
08-02-2007, 11:42 AM
Please tell us the story on how a RWBL owner called you at work to apologize for not trading you a guy.
Lorena
08-02-2007, 11:45 AM
How does it feel to be the last FTB?

Following up on this, will you actually turn this in on time or will you let it linger cuz you're so pissed so many were chosen before you?

I mean a chick got picked before you on a male-dominated board!
Lorena
08-02-2007, 11:53 AM
Post a picture of yourself.

A happy face over your mug doesn't count.
Lorena
08-02-2007, 11:56 AM
Do you believe in karma?
Subby
08-02-2007, 12:58 PM
Why does Dodgerchick hate you so much?
wade moore
08-02-2007, 01:00 PM
How much of you is a character as opposed to the real guy behind the keyboard?
Maple Leafs
08-02-2007, 02:01 PM
Name five FOFCers who would be able to last five minutes hanging with your boyz in New York.

Name five FOFCers who are nowhere near as entertaining as they think they are.
Maple Leafs
08-02-2007, 02:02 PM
Does the lack of Bell Atlantic's existance make your name less relevant or is it a "throwback to a different era in time?"
Am I the only one who never, ever made this connection?
Karlifornia
08-02-2007, 02:06 PM
Should all drugs be legalized?

What is the best cut of beef?
st.cronin
08-02-2007, 02:15 PM
Am I the only one who never, ever made this connection?

No.
MikeVic
08-02-2007, 02:18 PM
No.

Yeah I didn't think it either. I just thought he didn't like the Atlantic coast.
rkmsuf
08-02-2007, 02:44 PM
Did you ever fuck an italian hoagie with extra hots and get a dick rash after?
path12
08-02-2007, 02:44 PM
What's your side of the sandwich story?
sabotai
08-02-2007, 03:31 PM
The Beatles or Elvis?

Mozart or Beethoven?

Mustard or Mayo?
KWhit
08-02-2007, 03:34 PM
KingJackoff77?
KWhit
08-02-2007, 03:36 PM
What are your favorite spots in NYC to:

Take your wife on a date.
Drink with the boys.
Have an emotional experience.
terpkristin
08-02-2007, 03:41 PM
How many people are on your ignore list here (no need to name names)?
Is there anybody you like on this board?
Name 5 people, real or fictional, you'd like to go out for a night on the town with.
What is the origin of the sandwich/sub/hoagie thing? I feel like I've missed something big...
What do you do for a living?

/tk
JediKooter
08-02-2007, 03:42 PM
Tell us about the early years of Hell Atlantics life

Three things you like about yourself/ three things you don't like about yourself?

Favorite all time sports memory?

Is there/was there/ or never has been, a Mrs. Hell Atlantic?

Brunettes or Blondes?
Groundhog
08-02-2007, 06:00 PM
How many 4 year olds could you take on at once and walk away victorious?
miked
08-02-2007, 06:15 PM
Why are you so bad at OOTP?
cartman
08-02-2007, 09:25 PM
Were you abused as a child by a man named Dean Houston?
cartman
08-02-2007, 09:25 PM
And to follow up,

Are you abused today by a man named Dean Houston?
Swaggs
08-02-2007, 09:46 PM
What do you do for a living? What letter grade would you give yourself for your work performance?

What was the scariest event you have ever witnessed?

Aside from your wife, who are the five most beautiful women in the world?

Hypothetically, if you were out with your friends and one of them fell in chicken grease and got it all over their clothes, what would you do?

If you could go on any reality TV show, which would you choose? How would you fare?

What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?
Passacaglia
08-02-2007, 09:51 PM
Do you regret having said that you wish a bomb would go off in NYC, because you could use the extra breathing space, now that a tragedy similar to that has happened there?
Logan
08-02-2007, 10:26 PM
I'm Ron Burgandy?
Cecil Fielder
08-03-2007, 01:40 AM
Why are you so smart and great?
3ric
08-03-2007, 04:07 AM
What's your favorite area in NYC? East Village, Upper West Side or something else entirely.
CamEdwards
08-03-2007, 11:28 AM
Describe your worst breakup.
Senator
08-03-2007, 01:20 PM
Does it bother you when so many poster's ask for advice about women on this board?
Fonzie
08-03-2007, 01:57 PM
Where can I find some good bath towels?
DanGarion
08-03-2007, 04:20 PM
Who's the boss, you or your wife?
MrBug708
08-04-2007, 08:42 AM
Do you have the # for a good midget company?
Suburban Rhythm
08-04-2007, 09:32 AM
Being from Astoria, which Goonie do you most relate to?

Who plays HA in "HA-THE MOTION PICTURE"?

What special ability does HA THE ACTION FIGURE have?
3ric
08-04-2007, 11:05 AM
Has life changed for you after getting a dog? If yes, how and why?
MrBug708
08-04-2007, 11:38 AM
Chuck Norris or HA?
korme
08-05-2007, 07:49 PM
What's your favorite thread of all-time?

If you speak fluently in English and Spanish, what language are your thoughts in?
Anthony
08-05-2007, 07:59 PM
Hell Atlantic is in

let the party begin
Anthony
08-05-2007, 08:00 PM
just got back from my South Beach vacay with my wife. interesting and fun trip. gonna watch The 300 on DVD, then come back and start jacking. after that i will start answering these questions. straight up and down.
cartman
08-05-2007, 08:36 PM
just got back from my South Beach vacay with my wife. interesting and fun trip. gonna watch The 300 on DVD, then come back and start jacking. after that i will start answering these questions. straight up and down.

Cool, so the answers will start before the credits of 300 have finished.