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rkmsuf
08-08-2007, 11:02 AM
Report: Minnesota Cops Seek 'Professionals' Who Removed Man's Testicles
Tuesday, August 07, 2007

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Minnesota police are looking for suspected quack surgeons who removed a St. Paul man's testicles at his home, the Star Tribune reports.

The 62-year-old man, Russell Daniel Angus, said he'd been suffering from chronic pain and had asked doctors to remove his testicles, but they'd refused, the paper said, citing a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

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Police said Angus hired two or three "professionals" to do the job on a makeshift operating table in his home and that's where his daughter found him bleeding on July 28, the paper said.

"I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," Tom Walsh, a St. Paul police spokesman, told the Star Tribune.

Angus refused to tell police who performed the surgery.

Police removed three specimen jars in their search of the home, but it was unclear if the man's testicles were found.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292381,00.html

M GO BLUE!!!
08-08-2007, 12:21 PM
So what's this got to do with Barry & A-Rod?

rkmsuf
08-08-2007, 12:30 PM
dammit. pwned by balls and grammar.

Maple Leafs
08-08-2007, 05:35 PM
Chronic ball pain? He must be married.

P.S. OK, I'll ask, why three specimen jars?

thealmighty
08-08-2007, 05:41 PM
While performing the operation, they found Lance Armstrong's missing one.

PilotMan
08-08-2007, 07:11 PM
This guy really needs to get some balls.



or


perhaps some of those prosthetic ones they use in dogs