Its late, I'm tired, and I laughed so hard I cried....

[RendeR]

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2943767&postcount=1


It speaks for itself. Just put yurself in this poor bastards place while you read it....I'm still gasping for breath...oh....muh...word.

[Travis]

Reminds me of the time my parents put a cardboard cutout figure beside my bed while I was sleeping. Darth Vader got knocked the hell out that morning.

Apparently Dad didn't find it quite as funny when he went to use the bathroom and Vader was already there.

[Karlifornia]

That guy was a pretty good story teller...The thing I'm wondering about, though, is that you'd think after striking it you'd realize what it was, thus not taking the time to actually pull the alarm clock out of the wall, and chuck it. But I guess I've never been in the attacking blimp situation.

[Groundhog]

lmao... that guy is a hell of a story teller.

[Schmidty]

What a puss.

[EagleFan]

Wow, the blimp came out of the encounter with him fine, but his wife kicked it's ass...

[lighthousekeeper]

hilarious!

[Telle]

Oh that is hilarious!

[SnowMan]

Wow, the blimp came out of the encounter with him fine, but his wife kicked it's ass...
Not surprised, women are evil. And strong. And they smell nice.

[RendeR]

Not surprised, women are evil. And strong. And they smell nice.


Wait, they have WOMEN in Anchorage????

[lighthousekeeper]

Wait, they have WOMEN in Anchorage????

in anchorage, they call any person who smells nice a "woman", that's why their "women" are strong.

[SnowMan]

You've visited before! Even by those standards...not many 'women' around.

[Crim]

in anchorage, they call any person who smells nice a "woman", that's why their "women" are strong.

You get style points for this one, lhk.

[JeffNights]

"Seeking a weapon, I ripped the alarm clock out of its plug"

Now thats comedy. :)

[ISiddiqui]

LOLOL!

I loved the fact that the blimp gets caught in the fan and whipped around and around... but is completely fine.

[SackAttack]

Awesome.

Three, four years ago at Best Buy, we got a cardboard standee to promote one of the LotR movies; it was a life-size representation of Legolas.

Well, being life-size and all, the first morning we had it, Michelle (a girl in my department) freaked out and screamed when she saw it, as she thought it was a real-life elf in the department. She put it face down on the ground, and I later restored it.

Next morning, she encounters it, freaks out, tapes a piece of paper over its face. I removed the paper later that day.

The next morning, she encounters it AGAIN, and rips his head off. :D

[Telle]

So about a month and a half ago, my daughter had a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese and brought home a couple of mylar balloons. These balloons are somehow still afloat and have been hanging around in our kitchen for the past few weeks.

Tonight I get up to use the facilities, and there's one of the balloons just hanging out in the bathroom! I ask RendeR why it's there, and he professes to have no idea. So I take the balloon back to the kitchen and go and do my business.

I come back out, and find the same balloon making its way across the kitchen, towards the hallway leading towards the bedrooms and bathroom. Now, the doorway going between the kitchen and the hallway is about a two feet down from the ceiling in the kitchen. AS I WATCH, the balloon slowly lowers itself about halfway down towards making its way through the threshold. I find this freaky, but leave the balloon alone and go back to the livingroom.

Some time later I have to get up to use the facilities again, and at this point I find that the balloon has cleared the threshold and made its way into the hallway! Now I find myself routing for the balloon. So I leave it there, do my business, and head back to the livingroom.

A half hour later or so, RendeR gets up from dealing with our young son who is having nightmares, and goes to use the bathroom. He comes out and says to me, "You could have removed the balloon from the bathroom!". Ha!! The balloon made its way back! Now he's gone and tied it to the other balloon. I'm routing for the pair of them to make their way back in there and freak him out in the morning :)

[sabotai]

Ghost Hunters - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=40896)

:D

(planting seeds....)

[PilotMan]

I too laughed until I cried. funny stuff

[Crim]

I think this is the plot for M. Night Shamalamadingdong's next flick. So use a fucking spoiler tag next time k thx.

[Glengoyne]

lmao... that guy is a hell of a story teller.

What he said.


Errr +1



Damn I'm old.

[JediKooter]

Get...out...

[Sublime 2]

I just giggled like a little girl.

[sterlingice]

Sure, it's an old bump but I just read the story and it was fun due to the teller's descriptions :)

SI