Brilliant Answer Ms South Carolina

[CleBrownsfan]

hxxp://www.break.com/index/great-answer-from-mrs-south-carolina.html

:eek:

[cartman]

And to top it off, in spite of the answer, she still finished in the Top 5.

[SnowMan]

Well we could all use more maps.

[dime]

I actually wandered over to a tv with this on in between sets at the gym and caught this very answer live...it was really cathartic, I felt like brick tamland in anchorman when he sees the panda give birth. "what? ....no! ...I'm so confused! (sobs)"

[Klinglerware]

I do feel bad for her, I think most of us could remember screwing up an interview question or two in our lifetimes.

That being said, I would have been impressed if she spouted off on the uses and misuses of public opinion research data...

...But not as impressed as by the fact that AC Slater, Joey Russo, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch were all on the same show.

[ISiddiqui]

LOL! That's just incredible.

[larrymcg421]

This is where Zack freezes everything and says we really shouldn't make fun of hot chicks just because they're dumb. What we should do is come up with elaborate scams to get said hot chicks to go out with him, which is what the pageant was all about in the first place. Now quit linking this or Mr. Belding will find out.

In unrelated news, I never watched an episode of Saved by the Bell.

[molson]

I posted a transcript of this over in the youtube thread:

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and that I believe that our education, like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our..."

Mario Lopez: Thank you very much, South Carolina

[Lathum]

Even Mario Lopez was laughing at her, thats pretty bad.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

This girl is going to end up rooming with Lindsey Lohan in a California rehab center in the next 6-12 months. She's not a user right now, but she will be after getting this plastered on every internet community message board.

As a sidenote, big props to Mario Lopez for keeping a relatively straight face during her entire answer and then managing to thank her at the end without busting out laughing.

Finally, if this girl has a 3.5 GPA, what does this say about her school and our education system?

[MJ4H]

nothing.

[MJ4H]

oh yeah, and the "everywhere like such as" bit had me in absolute hysterics.

[Pumpy Tudors]

damn brah what this bitchs problem is! when i was 18 i could even find the iraq on the map and i aint never goin there witout my gat! man somebody betta hook this ho up wit some knowledge or imma backhand her

piece

[rkmsuf]

damn brah what this bitchs problem is! when i was 18 i could even find the iraq on the map and i aint never goin there witout my gat! man somebody betta hook this ho up wit some knowledge or imma backhand her

piece

im da shit

[Warhammer]

I think her problem was that the question was a bit out of left field for most of these competitions.

[MikeVic]

Wow I thought the "Ms" in this thread title was read as a plural of the letter "M." Coulnd't figure out what the title meant. I need more sleep. :)

[BrianD]

I think her problem was that the question was a bit out of left field for most of these competitions.

Very true. Most of these questions involve bringing peace to the world or feeding the hungry all over the world...the don't generally get questions about why Americans are stupid.

[LloydLungs]

Very true. Most of these questions involve bringing peace to the world or feeding the hungry all over the world...the don't generally get questions about why Americans are stupid.

Exactly. I think her brain was going "Oh crap, how do I say Americans are retarded and sound positive while doing it, oh crap, CRAP!" and it came out like what you hear. Poor kid.

[rkmsuf]

Exactly. I think her brain was going "Oh crap, how do I say Americans are retarded and sound positive while doing it, oh crap, CRAP!" and it came out like what you hear. Poor kid.

Yeah, we can't have her thinking on her feet or anything.

[MikeVic]

Wow I thought the "Ms" in this thread title was read as a plural of the letter "M." Coulnd't figure out what the title meant. I need more sleep. :)

Another sign I need more sleep: I was looking through my rankings of fantasy QBs for this year, and noticed that I wrote Akili Smith instaed of Alex Smith. Talk about a mistake!

[Warhammer]

You can tell that she was trying to get Iraq and South Africa into the answer, so obviously she was coached into working those countries into an answer. Instead, she got a question that they had no business being referenced in the answer of.

[LloydLungs]

Yeah, we can't have her thinking on her feet or anything.

Hey, she certainly deserves to lose the competition for that mess, no question. Having millions of people laugh at her and call her stupid? So sue me, I feel kind of bad for her.

[rkmsuf]

Hey, she certainly deserves to lose the competition for that mess, no question. Having millions of people laugh at her and call her stupid? So sue me, I feel kind of bad for her.

With all the ass kissing she probably gets in her life a little rain now and again is a good thing.

Take your top off.

[Neon_Chaos]

There's a longer version in youtube....
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They're all stupid. Well, except for Ms. New Jersey's quick wit.

Ms. New Jersey hit a fucking zinger! :)

[molson]

I do feel bad for her, I think most of us could remember screwing up an interview question or two in our lifetimes.



Sure, but this is supossed to be an elite competition or something. Surely there's one dumb hot chick in South Carolina who can put together a sentence.

[albionmoonlight]

piece

LOL

[gottimd]

I think the icing on the cake would've been after her answer, when it was quiet, that random drunk guy in the background that yells "Show yer tits!"

[rkmsuf]

I think the icing on the cake would've been after her answer, when it was quiet, that random drunk guy in the background that yells "Show yer tits!"

oddly that never happens at these things. but it should.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I think the icing on the cake would've been after her answer, when it was quiet, that random drunk guy in the background that yells "Show yer tits!"
Great, then we would've had Mario Lopez showing us his tits. This is why U.S. Americans don't have maps. Welcome to Hollywood.

[Coder]

Reading the transcript was one thing, but I just had to stop the video after she had finished "some people in our nation don't have that....."...

I couldn't watch it..

[StarBuck]

That was rough. I couldn't finish it either.

[Surtt]

err, did she say something?
I wasn't paying attention....

[johnnyshaka]

Joey Lawrence's writer on Blossom must have been feeding her the lines...it all makes sense now.

[CraigSca]

Great, then we would've had Mario Lopez showing us his tits. This is why U.S. Americans don't have maps. Welcome to Hollywood.

Hilarious. Though I do admit I'm upset there was no reference to Maximum Football in your response.

[Lorena]

damn brah what this bitchs problem is! when i was 18 i could even find the iraq on the map and i aint never goin there witout my gat! man somebody betta hook this ho up wit some knowledge or imma backhand her

piece

Jesus Christ, I almost choked on my sandwich when I read this... hilarious Pumpy :D

[MJ4H]

Reading the transcript was one thing, but I just had to stop the video after she had finished "some people in our nation don't have that....."...

I couldn't watch it..

if you didnt even make it to "everywhere like such as" youve got to try again

[MrBug708]

There's a longer version in youtube....
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They're all stupid. Well, except for Ms. New Jersey's quick wit.

Ms. New Jersey hit a fucking zinger! :)

North Carolina talked like an idiot and called snowboarding her biggest risk?

Joey Lawrence looked scary though, but it was great hearing the "Wooah" when they said his name

[Mustang]

I think the icing on the cake would've been after her answer, when it was quiet, that random drunk guy in the background that yells "Show yer tits!"

Billy Madison quotes would have been better... "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it..."


(any quote used from the above statement was just edited to make me look stupid) :D

[Huckleberry]

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Answer: Because four-fifths can. Thank you very much.

[Deattribution]

Meh. It looks like she got the most difficult question...The next chick gets the question 'who do you prefer, paris hilton, nicole richie or lindsey lohan?' Wtf.

[rkmsuf]

Meh. It looks like she got the most difficult question...The next chick gets the question 'who do you prefer, paris hilton, nicole richie or lindsey lohan?' Wtf.

If only they would have said "what better".

Incidentially, what was her answer?

[Toddzilla]

I'm sorry, but I've watched that video 3-4 times, and I swear I don't remember her saying anything.

Must. Watch. Again.

[Deattribution]

If only they would have said "what better".

Incidentially, what was her answer?

They aren't her role models, and she would say Paris Hilton because she showed in the end she knew what was right and what was wrong :rolleyes:

[rkmsuf]

They aren't her role models, and she would say Paris Hilton because she showed in the end she knew what was right and what was wrong :rolleyes:

I think I prefer South Carolina's answer.

[Deattribution]

I think I prefer South Carolina's answer.

Yeah the next two 'thought provoking' questions were 'At what point in life do you become a grownup?' (Answer: when you don't need your parents help to decide right and wrong) and 'What was the biggest risk you've ever taken in your life?' (snowboarding in canada)

Again, the first chick got the hose.

[rkmsuf]

Yeah the next two 'thought provoking' questions were 'At what point in life do you become a grownup?' (Answer: when you don't need your parents help to decide right and wrong) and 'What was the biggest risk you've ever taken in your life?' (snowboarding in canada)

Again, the first chick got the hose.

wtf

"show us your tits"

[MikeVic]

Hey how come the URL says "mrs" South Carolina?

[Neon_Chaos]

Yeah the next two 'thought provoking' questions were 'At what point in life do you become a grownup?' (Answer: when you don't need your parents help to decide right and wrong) and 'What was the biggest risk you've ever taken in your life?' (snowboarding in canada)

Again, the first chick got the hose.

Bravo to the judge who came up with that question, though. Shows you how dumb these "role model" broads are.

[Deattribution]

Bravo to the judge who came up with that question, though. Shows you how dumb these "role model" broads are.

I'm not even sure if these 'judges' (z-list celebrities) even wrote these questions since they're reading them off cue cards, either that or they were so thought provoking they couldn't remember them.

[johnnyshaka]

I agree with North Carolina...I've snowboarded all of one time and it was in Canada and I'm pretty damn sure I won't be doing it again.

Yes, my middle name is Danger.

[Easy Mac]

Give the girl a break, she's going to App State. Girls at App State are only known for 2 things, only one of which involves their mouth moving.

[cartman]

For those that might need photo evidence to go along with the video evidence, I present her modeling portfolio:

hxxp://lockemodels.com/view.cfm?modelID=199

You're welcome. :D

[Richard Weed]

Happy Madison quotes would have been better... "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it..."
Dude, almost six hours later...

That is from Old School, not Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison. Happy Madison is the production company for Adam Sandler.

[MikeVic]

Yeah, she's still super hot.

[Huckleberry]

Dude, almost six hours later...

That is from Old School, not Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison. Happy Madison is the production company for Adam Sandler.


I'm pretty sure it was from Billy Madison.

[Neon_Chaos]

Dude, almost six hours later...

That is from Old School, not Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison. Happy Madison is the production company for Adam Sandler.

It's from Billy Madison, during the academic decathlon. One of the funniest bits in there.

And yeah, Happy Madison is Sandler's production company.

[Neon_Chaos]

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, here are our top five contestants! Up next, is the question and answer portion! The ladies will draw a judge, and will have to answer that judge's question...any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap."

:D

[Richard Weed]

It's from Billy Madison, during the academic decathlon. One of the funniest bits in there.

And yeah, Happy Madison is Sandler's production company.
That's what I get for drinking beer. You're all right. I was thinking of the other thing in Old School.

[Neon_Chaos]

That's what I get for drinking beer. You're all right. I was thinking of the other thing in Old School.

or smoking something.... uh.... the word escapes me... but I have this nagging feeling it's right there on my monitor. :D:cool:

[st.cronin]

That's what I get for drinking beer. You're all right. I was thinking of the other thing in Old School.

You're my boy, Blue.

[Mustang]

Dude, almost six hours later...

That is from Old School, not Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison. Happy Madison is the production company for Adam Sandler.

Bah.. Billy Madison.. Happy Gilmore.. Happy Madison. Whatever... other shit on my mind with my wife's c-section in 12 hours so.. cut me some slack.

:D

[Lathum]

Bah.. Billy Madison.. Happy Gilmore.. Happy Madison. Whatever... other shit on my mind with my wife's c-section in 12 hours so.. cut me some slack.

:D

pun intended?

[Mustang]

pun intended?

I don't think I could tell knock knock jokes right now let alone do a play on words....

[sterlingice]

or smoking something.... uh.... the word escapes me... but I have this nagging feeling it's right there on my monitor. :D:cool:

:D

SI

[sterlingice]

It's from Billy Madison, during the academic decathlon. One of the funniest bits in there.

Actually, it's one of my favorite movie lines out there since it's so versatile and has so many uses:

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

SI

[CleBrownsfan]

Not to bring this up again but I pissed myself when I saw this:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=yB8kgdvbVNg

[MikeVic]

Not to bring this up again but I pissed myself when I saw this:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=yB8kgdvbVNg

Hahaha.

[CU Tiger]

A good friend of mine swears his little brother went to school with our state's newest embarassment (did we really need anything else?)
and his lil brother convinced said blonde genius to perform fellatio on him because it was good for a sore throat.


No pics, no proof, but it does make for a funny story...

[st.cronin]

A good friend of mine swears his little brother went to school with our state's newest embarassment (did we really need anything else?)
and his lil brother convinced said blonde genius to perform fellatio on him because it was good for a sore throat.


No pics, no proof, but it does make for a funny story...

I believe it.