The Legend of Pumpy Tudors

[MikeVic]

hxxp://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/poker/archives/2006/02/the_legend_of_p.html

[Pumpy Tudors]

oh god

[Surtt]

MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"

[ISiddiqui]

"do you have stairs in your house"

LOL!

[MrBug708]

Pumpy, I had no idea

[cartman]

OMG YOUR BLOG IS SO DONE

[Pumpy Tudors]

What gets me is that the article MikeVic linked to was posted about a year after the incident actually happened. I thought the whole ordeal was over with, and then this guy just posts a blog about it out of nowhere. I don't even know the guy.

This is truly a joke that never dies. I never intended for it to go on for so long. In fact, after I stopped talking to MRobot that night, I had pretty much forgotten about it until I got an anonymous message to check out a thread on CardPlayer's forums. It just snowballed from there.

[MikeVic]

Wait, that's actually you?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Wait, that's actually you?
It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

[MikeVic]

It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

Yes it does. I'm scared of you, Boba.

[ISiddiqui]

It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing! :cool:

[MikeVic]

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing! :cool:

A VAMPIRE Patrick Ewing, no less!

[Pumpy Tudors]

i am so done

[MikeVic]

i am so done

Had enough blood, I see?

http://totaljapan.us/pumpy.gif

[Neon_Chaos]

Pumpy Tudors: BOUNTY HUNTER.

That. is. so. Bad. Ass.

[MikeVic]

Pumpy Tudors: BOUNTY HUNTER.

That. is. so. Bad. Ass.

I think his designation thing should be changed to "Bounty Hunter."

[Radii]

^5, pure awesome.

PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."


That wasn't really the end of the conversation, was it? :(

[cartman]

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing! :cool:

A VAMPIRE Patrick Ewing, no less!


DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? IF NOT, PLEASE GO TO A HOUSE WITH STAIRS AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!

[Blade6119]

Made my day, thank you pumpy :)

[cartman]

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

[MikeVic]

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

What the?!?! He speaks!!

[Pumpy Tudors]

^5, pure awesome.

PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."


That wasn't really the end of the conversation, was it? :(
Nope, there was more, but it was pretty much the same kind of stuff, I think. It's been over two years now, so I don't remember it that well anymore. :)

[Logan]

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

I feel like I know Pumpy well, and yet I was shocked by this.

[StarBuck]

Pumpy's legend spreads across the Internet.
It's why I'm here.

[Crim]

I feel like I know Pumpy well, and yet I was awed and amazed by this, and feel as though I've somehow become a better person for having watched it.

Fixed.

[GoldenEagle]

I could see Phil Ivey being a bounty hunter in the .25/.50 limit game.

[CraigSca]

I almost feel like Pumpy jumped the shark for me :(

[Logan]

In the history of message boards, there has never been better use of this:

http://sts.synflood.de/dump/fun/normal_ban_him.jpg

[Passacaglia]

I feel like the next Martha Stewart.

[sterlingice]

(I don't get the stairs thing- could someone explain that to me. Is Pumpy a Dalek or something?)

SI

[Pumpy Tudors]

(I don't get the stairs thing- could someone explain that to me. Is Pumpy a Dalek or something?)
The stairs thing is just a way that members of the SomethingAwful forums used to identify each other. It was kind of a call-and-response thing. The question is "Do you have stairs in your house?" The answer is something that doesn't really make sense out of context. Anyway, with the way that the guy was playing along with me, I thought maybe he knew me from the forums, but I guess he didn't.

Anyway, that aside, I'm surprised that it's taken this long for me to jump the shark with some folks. I have a longer Internet life than some of the other crap that's been around. :)

[MikeVic]

You haven't jumped the shark for me, Pumpy.

[ISiddiqui]

MikeVic is still on your side, Pumpy! Hopefully that will get you through!

[st.cronin]

Is this the same Pumpy Tudors who coaches UNLV in the fofc-bbcf?

[Passacaglia]

Because I like to boogie.

[Pumpy Tudors]

who is pumpy tudors

[MikeVic]

MikeVic is still on your side, Pumpy! Hopefully that will get you through!

I sure hope so.

[Antmeister]

I feel like the next Martha Stewart.

Because I like to boogie.


Please stop quoting my songs. :D

[Chief Rum]

Jumped the shark? Hell no! It's more like you're this hidden entertainment FOFC has provided that I am just now discovering. :)

[Antmeister]

Jumped the shark? Hell no! It's more like you're this hidden entertainment FOFC has provided that I am just now discovering. :)

+1

Although I don't think it is hidden. I just think he was only giving us samplers of his comedy. That video was hilarious and it is my first official favorite on YouTube.

[Neon_Chaos]

In case anyone wonders about the "stairs" thing. :)

hxxp://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=do+you+have+stairs+in+your+house

[Crim]

what better your face or my fist

[SunDevil]

<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

LOL

[JPhillips]

I can't believe you used your real name.

[Crim]

LOL

Just noticed yer signature. LLLLLOOOOVVVEE IT!

[Lorena]

Wow.

[Senator]

Pure greatness.

[Draft Dodger]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/03/150px-Mansa_musa_in_civ_iv.JPG

[ISiddiqui]

Pumpy throughout history!!

[Antmeister]

Pumpy throughout history!!

LOL!

[sterlingice]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/sterlingice/pumpy/pumpynixon.jpg

SI

[wade moore]

Wow. That Youtube video is, well, awesome.

[rkmsuf]

danny glover rules

[MikeVic]

Pumpy is some kind of alien that switches bodies to whatever black guy that has a moustache. So we must have at least one, otherwise Pumpy fails to exist!

[StarBuck]

Pumpy is some kind of alien that switches bodies to whatever black guy that has a moustache.
LOL!

[Passacaglia]

Aren't you worried about the real Pumpy Tudors coming down on you? Or, at least, hiring someone else to do it?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Aren't you worried about the real Pumpy Tudors coming down on you? Or, at least, hiring someone else to do it?
He's a state trooper in Tennessee, so I really hope he doesn't find out about any of this.

[rkmsuf]

hxxp://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-7862-E02C487-392A437A-prod5

[MikeVic]

hxxp://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-7862-E02C487-392A437A-prod5

????

[Pumpy Tudors]

omg it's spreading

hxxp://www1.epinions.com/mvie-review-5DB1-56507D8-3938C068-prod5

There's another one of my movie reviews. I must have written these 7 or 8 years ago.

[Pumpy Tudors]

????
I wrote that.

[rkmsuf]

love the film choice

[MikeVic]

I wrote that.

Haha, didn't notice the name. And it has your full name too!

[Pumpy Tudors]

love the film choice
When I was in college, I used to just stay up all night and watch whatever came on HBO around midnight, although I did buy Attack of the 60-Foot Centerfold on DVD. I had a hard time explaining that when my wife had family visiting us from Tennessee, and one of them found the DVD case on the mantle.

Haha, didn't notice the name. And it has your full name too!
Well, you must not have read my Face the Board thread, because it was in there! Haha! BUSTED!

[MikeVic]

Well, you must not have read my Face the Board thread, because it was in there! Haha! BUSTED!

True. :( I haven't read them until recently, so I missed a whole bunch. I'll make sure to read it sometime though. ;)

[rkmsuf]

Poor MRobot, on the run again.
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The saga continues 2 years later, totally random and out of the blue, all **** breaks loose at the omaha hi lo fulltilt tourney table.
CowArty1000 (Observer): MROBOT YOU ARE BEING TARGETED TUDORS COULD NOT FINISH THE DEAL SO I WILL
MRobot: uh oh
MRobot: pumpy tudors
CowArty1000 (Observer): PLEASE SIT AT CASH TABLE
MRobot: that name
MRobot: brings memories
CowArty1000 (Observer): i will take 15% of your roll
CowArty1000 (Observer): does your house have stairs?
MRobot: dang it tudors
CowArty1000 (Observer): No
Harold Wong (Observer): please you are going not threaten at mr. robot
CowArty1000 (Observer): Tudors is low in the game
CowArty1000 (Observer): He was weak
CowArty1000 (Observer): you will not be so fortunate this time
Harold Wong (Observer): wong going not stand for this terrorizing of mr. robot
Rondon: not only are you lucky..but you and your friends are some kind of dorks too
CowArty1000 (Observer): Wong I advise you let this go
CowArty1000 (Observer): I am hired to take out MRobot
Rondon: beem him up
Rondon: dorks
CowArty1000 (Observer): i dont want to hurt anyne elses bankroll
CowArty1000 (Observer): but i will if i have to
Harold Wong (Observer): mr 1000, wong going not stand for your sillyness
CowArty1000 (Observer): this is no joke
CowArty1000 (Observer): as Robot is aware
CowArty1000 (Observer): respond Robot
Harold Wong (Observer): you going be made to pay for your disrespectings
MRobot: lil
CowArty1000 (Observer): Robot acknowledge that you have been forewarned
Rondon: d
Rondon: o
Rondon: r
Rondon: k
Rondon: s
CowArty1000 (Observer): so when pain is brought you do not complain
Rondon: banish him with your 9 sided di
Harold Wong (Observer): wong going be now forewarning at you
Harold Wong (Observer): this no kind rofling matter sir
CowArty1000 (Observer): Your about to get served Mrobot
MRobot: yes swir
CowArty1000 (Observer): I too have nothing against you
CowArty1000 (Observer): i get paid to do my job
CowArty1000 (Observer): because I do it well

[Pumpy Tudors]

OK, wait, what the hell is that shit? I have no idea who those people are, but I mysteriously got a friend request from Harold H. Wong on MySpace yesterday or today.

How in the world...?

[MikeVic]

W.T.F.

[Coder]

Time to trademark your name and register the domain.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Time to trademark your name and register the domain.
This is so true.

[rkmsuf]

tudors is low in the game

[Coder]

This is so true.

The freaky part is that I'm not even making fun of all this.. the domain-name is available, you should register it asap, cause you're living the internet legend dream :). You're a celebrity in the digital world now :)

[rkmsuf]

Don't be a sell out!

[cartman]

OMG PUMPY CAN BE JUST LIKE THE NUMA-NUMA GUY!!!!!

[Coder]

Don't be a sell out!

But imagine if someone else registered it and started spreading false information.. like.. "Pumpy digs cheetos", "Pumpy only wears sleevless T-shirts", "Pumpy is not Patrick Ewing"..

You get the picture

[Pumpy Tudors]

I just registered it. I can't believe I did that, as I never had any intention of doing that sort of thing. If I ever become like the Numa-Numa guy, just fucking shoot me.

I mean that figuratively.

[Coder]

Great.. It's Pumpy-time!

[MikeVic]

I just registered it. I can't believe I did that, as I never had any intention of doing that sort of thing. If I ever become like the Numa-Numa guy, just fucking shoot me.

I mean that figuratively.

I just went to it! Awesome.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Hey, I just registered the thing. I never said I was gonna actually use it.

[spleen1015]

The freaky part is that I'm not even making fun of all this.. the domain-name is available, you should register it asap, cause you're living the internet legend dream :). You're a celebrity in the digital world now :)

Please don't feed the animals.

[rkmsuf]

Please don't feed the animals.

oh shi.



bounty coming.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Please don't feed the animals.
OK, yeah, you are pretty much done.

[spleen1015]

OK, yeah, you are pretty much done.

You'll never find me. I don't play online poker.

Bitch.

[ISiddiqui]

LOL!

[Crim]

I heart this thread.

[MikeVic]

You'll never find me. I don't play online poker.

Bitch.

I fear for you.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You'll never find me. I don't play online poker.

Bitch.
If you ever step outside your house, you're in my territory. Game on!

[Ironhead]

Pumpy is some kind of alien that switches bodies to whatever black guy that has a moustache. So we must have at least one, otherwise Pumpy fails to exist!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Aaenuel/PumpyCalrissian.jpg

[MikeVic]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Aaenuel/PumpyCalrissian.jpg

... oh man... I .. don't know what... to. Say!

[StarBuck]

HAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[Bee]

You'll never find me. I don't play online poker.

Bitch.

But do you have stairs in your house?

[spleen1015]

If you ever step outside your house, you're in my territory. Game on!

Afraid of you, I'm not little man.

[spleen1015]

But do you have stairs in your house?

Yes. They go down into the basement.

[rkmsuf]

oh shi. pumpy needs a colt 45.

[StarBuck]

LOL and one for the ladies!

That Lando-Pumpy photoshop is awesome.

[Pumpy Tudors]

That really is a damn good Photoshop job.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

I don't know who this StarBuck person is, but I like her.

[MikeVic]

Dola

I don't know who this StarBuck person is, but I like her.

I thought she was your wife.

[rkmsuf]

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/2060/41652bwme1jlss500zk2.jpg

[spleen1015]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Starbuck_Season_3.jpg/250px-Starbuck_Season_3.jpg

[lordscarlet]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Starbuck_Season_3.jpg/250px-Starbuck_Season_3.jpg

#1: Rawr

#2: I or someone else needs to find some time with photoshop today and we could close this thread out.

[MikeVic]

I am now lost.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I thought she was your wife.
What?!? I thought she was your wife!

[MikeVic]

What?!? I thought she was your wife!

I'm not married, dingbat.

[spleen1015]

Rumor has it she is jbmagic's wife.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm not married, dingbat.
BUT AWWWWCHIE, HOW CAN YOU DENY OUR LOVE?

[st.cronin]

This thread is out of control.

[Pumpy Tudors]

This thread is out of control.
No, YOU'RE out of control!

[rkmsuf]

Batten down the hatches. There be a bounty on ye.

[MikeVic]

This thread is out of control.

You can't handle the truth!

[st.cronin]

No, YOU'RE out of control!

I have a college football preview magazine here that has Memphis picked to win Conference USA. FYI.

[MikeVic]

BUT AWWWWCHIE, HOW CAN YOU DENY OUR LOVE?

Easy there Boom Boom Washington.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I have a college football preview magazine here that has Memphis picked to win Conference USA. FYI.
Kleenex, please.

[Pumpy Tudors]

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

[rkmsuf]

Carl Bistro 4EVA

[spleen1015]

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

I was hoping you wouldn't.

[MikeVic]

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

Wow! That's awesome. Who did it??

[John Galt]

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

I think "Danny Glover can kiss my ass" would have been a better choice.

[LloydLungs]

I was hoping this thread would go in the "Pumpy Throughout History" photoshop direction, but that seems to have tailed off.

Since we're now talking about Pumpy's college sports loyalties, go UNO! We're hiring head basketball coaches that are younger than me now. Sweet sassy molassy.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Carl Bistro 4EVA
what it dew

I think "Danny Glover can kiss my ass" would have been a better choice.
Well, where were you yesterday with that idea?

I was hoping this thread would go in the "Pumpy Throughout History" photoshop direction, but that seems to have tailed off.

Since we're now talking about Pumpy's college sports loyalties, go UNO! We're hiring head basketball coaches that are younger than me now. Sweet sassy molassy.
I would've been cool with "Pumpy Throughout History," but I like UNO basketball more. At the rate UNO is hiring coaches, by 2011, the coach will be younger than the players!

[MikeVic]

What's UNO? Is it like that card game?

[JeeberD]

hxxp://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/poker/archives/2006/02/the_legend_of_p.html

Haven't we seen that link before? Much ado about old news...

The YouTube that cartman posted is gold, though...

[MikeVic]

Haven't we seen that link before? Much ado about old news...

The YouTube that cartman posted is gold, though...

Well, I haven't seen it. :)

[StarBuck]

Rumor has it she is jbmagic's wife.

How the jbmagic wife AI?

[rkmsuf]

wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVBozgV63E

[Pumpy Tudors]

How the jbmagic wife AI?
I think we have some serious jbmagic gmac-ing going on here or something. StarBuck just joined this month, yet she knows about jbmagic and AI.

StarBuck, reveal yourself! (in high resolution, preferably)

[Pumpy Tudors]

wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVBozgV63E
bad beats crew what it dew

[StarBuck]

And the mystery thickens like pudding!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Starbuck_Season_3.jpg/250px-Starbuck_Season_3.jpg

Yup, feeling fracking good that day, I was.

Just for Pumpy. Since I'm in space a lot, here I am in high res, taken by my wingman:
http://www.spasepeople.com (http://www.spasepeople.com/)
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play//)

[rkmsuf]

starbuck, we hardly knew ye

[Pumpy Tudors]

Oh my god, it's Dirk Benedict.

[StarBuck]

I know. Now that's deaders you'll never get rid of me.

[StarBuck]

Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!"

He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him.

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place".

And here I am.

Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault.

p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES!

[Logan]

So you're Pumpy's girlfriend? Is his wife upset?

[rkmsuf]

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Show us your hooters!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Well, it's about fucking time that a woman screams out my name.

[StarBuck]

LOL!

[Antmeister]

Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!"

He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him.

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place".

And here I am.

Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault.

p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES!

Uh....what? So you signed up because of Pumpy? Oh noes! We won't hear the end of it now.

[Antmeister]

Well, it's about fucking time that a woman screams out my name.

Oh crap, when did you get a custom title?

[spleen1015]

Uh....what? So you signed up because of Pumpy? Oh noes! We won't hear the end of it now.

I'm leaving because of Pumpy. Will that knock him down a notch of six?

[StarBuck]

Actually, I've been toying with the idea for a while, but it was The Flying Blimp of Doom story that sealed the deal.

[Pumpy Tudors]

If you guys want to hear something really weird, I wrote that Danny Glover monologue on Christmas Day, 1999. I just decided on a whim to record it a few months ago. I don't know why I recorded it, and now I'm not sure whether I'm sorry I did it or not...

Nah, I'm not sorry.

[rkmsuf]

If you guys want to hear something really weird, I wrote that Danny Glover monologue on Christmas Day, 1999. I just decided on a whim to record it a few months ago. I don't know why I recorded it, and now I'm not sure whether I'm sorry I did it or not...

Nah, I'm not sorry.

I'm fascinated that it's something you actually wrote.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm fascinated that it's something you actually wrote.
That shit was carefully scripted, much like Pootie Tang.

[Senator]

Antmeister is the only 1 who can challenge U.

[Antmeister]

I'm leaving because of Pumpy. Will that knock him down a notch of six?

I don't think so. According to the FOFC roleplaying system:

Male signs up: +10 points
Female signs up: +100 points
Female signs up because of Pumpy: +250 points

Male leaves FOFC: -10 points
Female leaves FOFC: -150 points
Female leaves because of Pumpy: -500 points

So according to this, if you leave we are still up 240 points. :D

[spleen1015]

I don't think so. According to the FOFC roleplaying system:

Male signs up: +10 points
Female signs up: +100 points
Female signs up because of Pumpy: +250 points

Male leaves FOFC: -10 points
Female leaves FOFC: -150 points
Female leaves because of Pumpy: -500 points

So according to this, if you leave we are still up 240 points. :D

Bummer, dude.

[Antmeister]

By the way there is an exception to the rule if said female is capsicum. But then again, that could fall under the category of "Male posing as female that signs up", but I'm not 100% sure of that.

[Antmeister]

Antmeister is the only 1 who can challenge U.

Hmmmmm....it would have to be in an old school karate format. But Pumpy is dangerous. You don't always see it coming but he has a deadly delivery and has a way of making innocent people look like fools. Plus he can disappear in a cloud of coal dust while sending razor thin poker cards flying in my direction.

[MikeVic]

Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!"

He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him.

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place".

And here I am.

Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault.

p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES!


Welcome to FOFC.

[StarBuck]

Thankee. :)

[Lorena]

True. :( I haven't read them until recently, so I missed a whole bunch. I'll make sure to read it sometime though. ;)

Check my signature for all the participants ;)

[Crim]

I don't think so. According to the FOFC roleplaying system:

Male signs up: +10 points
Female signs up: +100 points
Female signs up because of Pumpy: +250 points

Male leaves FOFC: -10 points
Female leaves FOFC: -150 points
Female leaves because of Pumpy: -500 points

So according to this, if you leave we are still up 240 points. :D

How does saldana figure into all this?

[Crim]

Dola, bonus points for Pumpy, for the "g-macing" reference. That's one funny ass thread.

btw PT I sent yer Glover Cheese youtube to my friends. They all agree if you lived closer you could be our official black friend.

[cartman]

How does saldana figure into all this?

You might be on to something here. StarBuck, are you in any way connected to the Lathum/Saldana/MollyMurphy/Captain2711 crew?

[st.cronin]

I do find it very suspicious that Starbuck won't tell us who her "boyfriend" is.

[Ironhead]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Aaenuel/PumpyinAfrica.jpg

[Bee]

Jesus Pumpy! Watch where you're swinging that thing.

[spleen1015]

That is crazy.

[cartman]

I do find it very suspicious that Starbuck won't tell us who her "boyfriend" is.

I think it might be Captain2711, former roommate of Lathum.

[StarBuck]

Photoshopping skizzizzles!
Have no idea who Lathum/Saldana/MollyMurphy crew is. Are they as legendary as that thing Pumpy is carrying in that pic? Besides my boyfriend here, I'm rolling on my own.

Ironhead here is responsible for my being here. :)
We came up with these Pumpy photochops together.Hence my shameless pimping of them. :p

[cartman]

Ah, it all becomes clear. Lathum used to share a house with Captain2711 down in South Jersey. Brick, NJ, if I'm not mistaken. When Lathum announced he was getting married, a lot of folks assumed it was to Saldana, who is not a chick, but his BFF with a chick sounding name.

[StarBuck]

Brick is actually pretty close to where I grew up, but I really don't know those people. This is my first foray onto the forum. The reluctance was because this is Ironhead's place, so I didn't want to crimp his style, this is his forum first.
Sorry if I confused anyone.
Anyway, this is Pumpy's thread. Back to the man, the legend, the white man's cheese.

[MikeVic]

Excellent Ironhead! That be Pumpy's bounty hunting stick!

[StarBuck]

I think there may be subliminal suggestions in that artwork.

[Crim]

That may be the funniest picture I've ever seen. I'm frikkin dyin over here.

[Chief Rum]

This guy Pumpy, he good guy, no?

He brings me laughter, he takes out my enemies, he brings me women. He does it all.

[JeeberD]

I do find it very suspicious that Starbuck won't tell us who her "boyfriend" is.

It's nice having mod skillz. You get to find out juicy little tidbits of info...

Edit: Aww, crap. She already spilled the beans. :(

[Ironhead]

Pumpy is one bad mutha....shut your mouth! I'm just talkin' bout Pumpy!

[sterlingice]

Pumpy is one bad mutha....shut your mouth! I'm just talkin' bout Pumpy!

Then I can dig it.

SI

[EagleFan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Aaenuel/PumpyinAfrica.jpg

So the stereotype it true...

[EagleFan]

dola: or should I say... THAT stereotype


(now I'm depressed, and feeling quite inadequate) ;)

[Lorena]

Pumpy is one bad mutha....shut your mouth! I'm just talkin' bout Pumpy!

Was that an Undercover Brother reference? Solid!

[Logan]

I'm gonna pray that you're kidding.

[sterlingice]

I hope she's not serious... (sigh) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067741/)

SI

[spleen1015]

Whoa.

[Logan]

I hope she's not serious... (sigh) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067741/)

SI

I would've preferred if she went with a "Was that a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reference?"

Undercover Brother?

[Lorena]

Who is this Shaft person you all speak of?

[sterlingice]

I'm sure it was all just a joke or silly misunderstanding *nervous chuckle*

EDIT: typed up before she posted the previous post

SI

[sterlingice]

Oh dear god, never mind.

SI

[Antmeister]

WTF?

http://www.almarks.com/photoshop/ppotter.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

oh dear

[JeeberD]

Pumpy puts on robe and wizards hat...

[cartman]

BRILLIANT!

[Lorena]

Pumpy puts on robe and wizards hat...

Oh shi... !

[Ironhead]

Pumpy puts on robe and wizards hat...

Gold. Simply Gold.

[Antmeister]

And he is the only bounty hunter I know that can take on Sylvester Stallone...

http://www.almarks.com/jbmagic/jb_PumpyTudors.jpg

[MikeVic]

Great weekend posts!!

[Logan]

WTF?

http://www.almarks.com/photoshop/ppotter.jpg

Honestly...this is simply remarkable.

[Crim]

This thread delivers.

[Eaglesfan27]

That Pumpy Potter pic is pure gold.

[Antmeister]

Classic Pumpy:

http://www.badbeatscrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/pumpy.gif

[MikeVic]

That's mesmerizing...

[Pumpy Tudors]

Wow, I think I did that animation around Christmas 2005. I think that was the last time I wore a t-shirt that didn't have words printed on it. I am such a douchebag.

[MikeVic]

Wow, I think I did that animation around Christmas 2005. I think that was the last time I wore a t-shirt that didn't have words printed on it. I am such a douchebag.

I like t-shirts with something on it, or at least ringers. So they'll have a different colour around the arms and neck. I'm in agreement here with you.

[Toddzilla]

I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.I am such a douchebag.:)

[spleen1015]

Wow, I think I did that animation around Christmas 2005. I think that was the last time I wore a t-shirt that didn't have words printed on it. I am such a douchebag.

No.

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Spleen's bitch.

[Pumpy Tudors]

No.

Y
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A

B
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Spleen's bitch.
You like to insult on your whims
And I respond with my poetic hymns
And if you keep this up, sir
You'll suffer a rupture
You might as well be in Chris Simms

[spleen1015]

You like to insult on your whims
And I respond with my poetic hymns
And if you keep this up, sir
You'll suffer a rupture
You might as well be in Chris Simms

I'm better than Chris Simms. I kept mine after it was ruptured on the gridiron!

[rkmsuf]

MRRobot 4EVA

[MikeVic]

You like to insult on your whims
And I respond with my poetic hymns
And if you keep this up, sir
You'll suffer a rupture
You might as well be in Chris Simms

OH NO I AM ON THE INTERNET HALP

[Groundhog]

My girlfriend walked in last night while I was watching the pumpy youtube video. Needless to say, I had to explain the whole story and show her this thread. She's decided that if we ever buy a puppy, it's going to be named Pumpy.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Chicks dig me.

[spleen1015]

Chicks dig me.

They dig you so much, they want to name their dogs after you.

Sounds like you're a winner to me, Patrick.

[rkmsuf]

http://pumpytudors.com/

it's getting exciting over there

[Pumpy Tudors]

HALP

[MikeVic]

HALP

What kind of bounty hunter are you, asking for halp? Go play some Cyberball.

[lordscarlet]

What kind of bounty hunter are you, asking for halp? Go play some Cyberball.

hxxp://faceball.org/

[spleen1015]

Hey, Pumpy!

Where are our weekly NFL TV maps?

[rkmsuf]

Hey, Pumpy!

Where are our weekly NFL TV maps?

yeah, stop bounty hunting and get on this

[cartman]

the proper form of the callout is:

HAY PUMPY

[MikeVic]

HAY PUMPY. I HEAR RKMSUF OFFERS FAVOURS FOR NFL MAPS. MAYBE SPLEEN TOO! I heard from a guy.

[rkmsuf]

HAY PUMPY. I HEAR RKMSUF OFFERS FAVOURS FOR NFL MAPS. MAYBE SPLEEN TOO! I heard from a guy.

Keep that Canadian spelling shit out of here.

[MikeVic]

Keep that Canadian spelling shit out of here.

Why, what in the wourld do you mean?

[Pumpy Tudors]

The guy who compiles the NFL maps no longer allows them to be posted on other sites without his permission. I was gonna post a thread about it tonight. :(

[rkmsuf]

The guy who compiles the NFL maps no longer allows them to be posted on other sites without his permission. I was gonna post a thread about it tonight. :(

surely a renowed bounty hunter such as yourself can find a way around this

[Pumpy Tudors]

surely a renowed bounty hunter such as yourself can find a way around this
Well, I could.

[MikeVic]

The guy who compiles the NFL maps no longer allows them to be posted on other sites without his permission. I was gonna post a thread about it tonight. :(

So does he move to the top of your hit list?

Why do I care about the NFL maps? I don't even live in the U.S. I say don't post them, unless you find Canadian ones too.

[Pumpy Tudors]

So does he move to the top of your hit list?
I ain't gonna mess with that dude. I heard he's tough as nails.

[cartman]

OMG

I LOOKED IN A MIRROR LAST NIGHT AND SAID "PUMPY TUDORS" THREE TIMES.

RIGHT AFTER THAT, I BRUSHED MY TEETH.

[spleen1015]

You're not going to ask him if you can post them?

[MikeVic]

OMG

I LOOKED IN A MIRROR LAST NIGHT AND SAID "PUMPY TUDORS" THREE TIMES.

RIGHT AFTER THAT, I BRUSHED MY TEETH.

I heard if you take a hook to the mouth of the image that sometimes appears after, it'll get rid of the image. I better carry a hook around at all times.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You're not going to ask him if you can post them?
No. I'm not. I don't think MikeVic wants them.

[Lorena]

OMG

I LOOKED IN A MIRROR LAST NIGHT AND SAID "PUMPY TUDORS" THREE TIMES.

RIGHT AFTER THAT, I BRUSHED MY TEETH.

ROFL :D :D :D

[spleen1015]

No. I'm not. I don't think MikeVic wants them.

You're such a bitch, Plumpy Tooters!

I will post them then.

[rkmsuf]

You're such a bitch, Plumpy Tooters!

I will post them then.

We've been duped. All this time we thought he was a badass.

[spleen1015]

We've been duped. All this time we thought he was a badass.

No doubt, homie. No doubt.

[MikeVic]

You're such a bitch, Plumpy Tooters!

I will post them then.

We so need an Aretha Franklin pic with a moustache now.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You're such a bitch, Plumpy Tooters!

I will post them then.
I dare you.

[spleen1015]

The bastard that creates them won't even let you right click them. What an asshole. If I felt like making the effort, I would post them.

Instead, here's the link.

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/index.html

[rkmsuf]

The bastard that creates them won't even let you right click them. What an asshole. If I felt like making the effort, I would post them.

Instead, here's the link.

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/index.html

the506.com is sure to take off now. what a place that is.

[lordscarlet]

The bastard that creates them won't even let you right click them. What an asshole. If I felt like making the effort, I would post them.

Instead, here's the link.

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/index.html

does he really think that will prevent people from downloading the images?

[rkmsuf]

does he really think that will prevent people from downloading the images?

he foiled pumpy!

[MikeVic]

he foiled pumpy!

Pumpy's too busy with bounty hunting to go into his web cache. Without justice like Pumpy, we'd have all sorts of poker criminals roaming the streets.

[spleen1015]

It is crazy really. Just hit print screen and paste your buffer into paint. Then save them and make them available.

I don't understand the need to prevent them from being linked.

[MikeVic]

It is crazy really. Just hit print screen and paste your buffer into paint. Then save them and make them available.

I don't understand the need to prevent them from being linked.

It does foil some though. Not everyone knows to look in the cache or use print screen.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Or just change the ".htm" or ".html" to ".png" on the map page, and there's the map. The biggest issue is that the color key for the map doesn't copy along with it.

[lordscarlet]

It is crazy really. Just hit print screen and paste your buffer into paint. Then save them and make them available.

I don't understand the need to prevent them from being linked.

Seriously guys? web cache? print screen? just turn javascript off.

[Logan]

Seriously guys? web cache? print screen? just turn javascript off.

I found the print screen key but not the javascript off key.

[MikeVic]

Seriously guys? web cache? print screen? just turn javascript off.

Quiet you.

[lordscarlet]

I found the print screen key but not the javascript off key.

You mean not everyone has firefox with the web developer toolbar installed? :)

I must admit it's not necessarily easy to get to, but it's there. :)

[cartman]

OMG

I TURNED OFF JAVASCRIPT AND NOW I HAVE THE URGE TO FLOSS!!!

HALP ME!!!!

[StarBuck]

LOL
This thread is gold.

[MikeVic]

LOL
This thread is gold.

That's an annoying font colour when using the Yellow template for the site.

[StarBuck]

Gak!

I think I just had a epileptic seizure. Thanks MikeVic, you just had to turn the volume up to 11 to make the point, didn't you? ;-p

[MikeVic]

Gak!

I think I just had a epileptic seizure. Thanks MikeVic, you just had to turn the volume up to 11 to make the point, didn't you? ;-p

Your welcome!

[duckman]

You're welcome!

Fixed that for you, bitch. :p

[MikeVic]

Fixed that for you, bitch. :p

It was intentional. Kind of like Maddux's record of most scoreless innings without giving up a walk was ended by giving up an Intentional Walk. I just made a grammatical mistake to break my streak.

[duckman]

Suuuurrrreeee.

[SunDevil]

How is it that a Canadian when using a sports analogy with grammar uses baseball instead of hockey?

[StarBuck]

Oh noes! Do we have spelling nazis on this board?