Thank Goodness We Have Scientists to Tell Us Things That We Would Never Know

[albionmoonlight]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/04/rockstardeaths.ap/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/09/04/dating.mating.ap/index.html

[sterlingice]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/04/rockstardeaths.ap/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/09/04/dating.mating.ap/index.html

My favorite part about the second one: " Their study involved 26 men and 20 women in Munich, Germany." What is this? A 3rd grade science project? Only 46 test subjects? I know there's a forest-for-the-trees issue in that it really only takes 1 male subject to prove this point, but still...

Then again, I guess there's only one real response to this:

(Norm MacDonald voice) "This from the medical journal 'duh'"
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/sterlingice/smileys/medjournduh.jpg

SI

[lordscarlet]

Wouldn't it be better if the woman in the photograph was hot?

[Desnudo]

The big questions is: are they more likely to live fast?

[molson]

They both look like Onion headlines.

[George]

Speaking of The Onion and studies...

hxxp://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_casual_sex_only_rewarding